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Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Take The Glove Off - Episode 259

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Crash Dummies Podcast

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2026

⏱️ 102 minutes

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0:00.0

I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.

0:04.0

Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy!

0:09.0

Oh God!

0:10.0

Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power embarrassing Eddie makes way for Sensible Samuel.

0:15.0

Cool, that was close.

0:16.0

You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver,

0:19.0

because with Paddy's super sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Paddy Power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Pre-match and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and Clusions apply. 18 plus scummelware.org. I want to try something different. We're going to start the pot off with you be the judge. And we did this concept. maybe you've seen it on patreon maybe y'all haven't um you be the judge. And we did this concept, maybe y'all seen it on Patreon,

0:37.9

maybe y'all haven't.

0:39.5

You be the judge, I give you two scenarios

0:41.7

and you explain to me why you're taking that scenario

0:44.7

over the other one.

0:46.0

So it's either give your ex a ride to work two times a week

0:50.5

for the rest of your life.

0:52.3

Or have your top 20 wildest text messages be displayed on a big screen and you have to

0:59.5

review each one of them with your mom.

1:01.7

Just once?

1:03.0

Just one time.

1:03.7

Oh, I'm doing the text messages.

1:05.8

Okay.

1:06.8

Text.

1:07.6

Yes.

1:09.0

What are you doing?

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