He Still Hates Jayson Tatum - Episode 257
Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike
Crash Dummies Podcast
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 6 May 2026
⏱️ 97 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You want to know something I didn't like about like middle school, high school. What? Is I could never really get straight A's both semester. You know, whether it's because of sports or something else. But the main thing I knew I would never get straight A's was because of art. And it's just like all these people that I can't draw today like you can't draw |
| 0:21.1 | I can't draw a little bit no no you can't fucking draw yes I'm saying compared to gene you |
| 0:25.7 | can't draw okay yes you just what I'm saying compared to and you can't draw I can't draw I can't |
| 0:29.3 | I can tell you can't draw I don't know why don't ask any questions but it's just like just look |
| 0:36.0 | if three out of four of us can't draw and it was, we were getting judged off fucking creating shit. |
| 0:41.9 | And it's like, I can't do this shit, bro. |
| 0:43.3 | You probably just weren't trying. |
| 0:44.5 | A lot of art classes were simple shit, like, just like attempting to do something. |
| 0:49.6 | No, bro. |
| 0:50.1 | Like, I legit, I can't draw. |
| 0:52.3 | Like, I can literally see a nose and I can see the person and draw it perfectly and I do every step after and our shit going to look different. Yeah, that's different though. No, I'm just saying, but that shit, but I'm getting judged off that. I was getting bad. I was getting beat. What kind of school did you go to there? Were you getting judge how good the art was or just basically |
| 1:10.9 | you definitely got like some extra credit for like yes thank you but if you follow the instruction so like |
| 1:15.5 | they say like oh draw a face and they like they say draw this nose like this boom boom draw that first |
| 1:20.8 | part right and then you draw and then the next step draw a circle next step draw the little eyebrows |
| 1:25.8 | if you're probably trying to like you're skipping steps to get to a different result. Or are you trolling and you just add in the pictures? No, Bob. Yeah. Back try I give them a grill and shit. I did. I say giving people grills and shit. I ain't going to lie. It's gangster. It's everywhere. One thing you know about my picture. it's gonna be some clouds in a partly, it's gonna be a partly cloudy shit going on. |
| 1:49.0 | Every time, I'm gonna give you a little sun with a cloud coming off that bitch, because that's the only thing I can draw. |
| 1:53.9 | But I just didn't like that. |
| 1:55.3 | This is like, bro, like people that's bad at math, right, get to go to like special education math. |
| 2:02.2 | Yeah. |
| 2:02.5 | It should be special education art. |
| 2:04.5 | Yeah, art giving you the tutorial. |
| 2:06.5 | Yeah. |
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