I realize when you accomplish something that other people can see that they find hard to accomplish, they listen to you.

Yeah.

And they listen to everything you have to say about it.

And they never actually check if you did it the right way.

I've lost weight and people actually come to me for weight loss advice.

And sometimes, like, I'll give them advice. That's really good advice, but I don't do that shit. I'm like, hey man, you ever heard of the three, two, one rule of it? Like, what's that? I'm like, no eating three hours before bed, no drinking water, two hours before bed, and no phone one hour before bed. And like, it's one a.m. and I'm eating chips

and shit. You know what I'm saying? Like, bro, I'm just fasting, brother. I'm just shooting in

the dark here. You know what I said? Increased activity. But I give good advice though. I

damn there don't use like half the advice I give out but i try to be like maybe i

could trick this niggins to lose away listen to listen man no more women bro just be by yourself

that's like the boxers thing when boxers say they don't they don't have sex um before they

fights and shit like that even though the science says like if you you have sex the day before you have a little more for you.

What's the latest you've had sex before a fight?

I feel like the day of is kind of like bad luck or the day before regardless.

Like I feel like you should be saving your legs.

No, that's crazy.

That's good you ain't got a toxic girlfriend though. No, yeah. Because that'd be some toxic shit like, there you go. Not giving it out. Because you got a little boxing bag. Want me to fight for it. But you'll fight another dick and we won't fight this. What are you talking about?

Anyway, welcome to Crash Dummies episode.

What episode is this? 240?

240.

Episode 240.

Mike here.

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