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Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

In Love With Two People - Episode 247

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Crash Dummies Podcast

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2026

⏱️ 109 minutes

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0:00.0

The Philly Cheese Stack is back at McDonald's and it's still intensely cheesy. Imagine the cheesiest thing ever. Now cover it in cheese. Add two beef patties, cheddar cheese sauce, crispy onions and even more cheese. The Philly Cheese Stack. Did we mention it's cheesy? Available until the 16th of March, 2026 from 11 a.m. Fees applied to delivery orders. Price and participation may vary. Subject to availability. Like you're doing extra steps. It's my process. It's my process.

0:23.8

No, I feel it, man.

0:24.7

My back. 11 a.m. Fees applied to delivery orders. Price and participation may vary. Subjects availability. Like, you look like you're doing extra steps.

0:22.1

You know, it's my process.

0:23.8

No, I feel it, man.

0:24.7

My back.

0:25.9

I apologize, bro.

0:26.8

As a man.

0:28.2

Oh, Sean, no, I know.

0:30.3

If somebody apologized as a man, they don't really mean that shit.

0:33.2

They're just like, hey, they're trying to take a higher road than you. They catch you in like, oh, you kind of mad at what I'm saying right now.

0:39.7

I'm going to go above you. I'm more matured than you. It's almost like I'm trying to brush this off. Yeah, yeah. Like you're like overreacting. It's like, oh, bro, no, bro, you got it, bro. But you got it? Like you got a bigger philosophy of life to me.

0:53.6

Like you just like that much above me.

0:56.4

You found peace bitch, nigga, huh? But you got it? Like you got a bigger philosophy of life than me. That you just, that much above me?

0:56.4

You found peace, bitch, nigga?

0:59.3

That's what we're doing?

1:01.8

I thought you do have to take the higher ground.

1:03.4

No, no higher ground.

1:04.6

We got to sell these tickets, nigga.

1:05.9

Fuck this conversation.

1:08.3

Oh, yeah.

1:10.4

All our tour dates are going to be on CrashdumiesLive.com. It's on pop up for audio listeners. I'm going to remember this type of audio listeners. I mean video listeners. Here you go. Some are right here for y'all because everybody keeps saying I'm never going to put it on the screen. I will. This month, next month we got a new editor starting.

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