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Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Customer Service Dummies - Episode 253

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Crash Dummies Podcast

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2026

⏱️ 73 minutes

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0:00.0

First of all, first of all, happy black international women's month.

0:05.7

All the ladies out there.

0:07.5

Shout out to Maya Angelou.

0:09.1

Shout out to my angel.

0:10.0

Shout out to all the ladies that listen to our podcast, and we appreciate y'all.

0:15.0

You know, that's why we got your own merch, your own set of merch.

0:19.2

And then we made these niggas buy it, too?

0:21.1

You see what I said?

0:23.8

And then, so, speaking of black woman's history, I just wanted to go over my favorite tweet from a

0:30.4

black woman of all time, which I just recently ran into.

0:33.3

Okay.

0:33.7

A dude tweeted, a woman will kiss you like this knowing fully well she got a pat on.

0:40.2

And it was a video of a passionate couple making out.

0:44.0

A woman, a black woman, responded.

0:46.3

And I never gave a fuck.

0:48.4

Hashtag, press that dick on this diaper.

0:54.6

And my favorite comment was, here it crinkle, ho.

0:59.3

And it's so fucked up.

1:00.6

Like, as a guy, like, I don't know if you've been there.

1:03.9

This Friday ain't afraid of a little catch-up.

1:08.2

Catch-up is so immature.

1:10.8

That's crazy. Nah, no, no. We're not about to talk about running rail lights at the beginning of the pot. That's so crazy. But I just want to put it out there. Like, I feel like a lot of people have been in that situation. Like, I've pressed on a pad before. You know what I mean? Like, I feel like everybody's been that morning. I've never. You've never just been like, you, you humping on a woman that you like and she got a pat on. I just don't hump on a woman. Sometimes you got to grind her, man. Like, what was you doing? No, the day giveaway is the ass mag, you know?

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