Don’t Judge Me But… - Episode 250

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Crash Dummies Podcast

Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2026

⏱️ 97 minutes

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0:00.0	Attention.
0:02.0	Oh, hang on.
0:04.0	Attention.
0:05.0	Rail travellers, platform paces, window gazers and armrest negotiators.
0:10.0	Have you heard?
0:12.0	The big railfare freeze is here.
0:14.0	Railfares have been frozen across England until March 2027 on standard class tickets,
0:20.0	including off-peak, anytime, and season tickets.
0:23.4	For more information, visit nationalrail.com.uk-Uk slash fares for ease.
0:28.3	Teas and season exclusions apply.
0:30.0	You want to know my new pet peeve?
0:31.6	What?
0:32.4	Is when someone hyped something up and asks you like, hey, bro, can you believe this?
0:39.8	And you actually can't believe it.
0:42.8	Yeah.
0:43.3	You know what I'm saying?
0:43.8	Yeah, it's something very rational.
0:45.5	Yeah, just like, man, that's my granddad.
0:47.7	He's 93.
0:48.6	Can you believe it?
0:49.5	It's like, yes, this nigger moves like a lava lamp.
0:53.5	This niggas smells like bengue.
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