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Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Instant Type 2 w/ Hassan Phills - Episode 261

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Crash Dummies Podcast

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2026

⏱️ 70 minutes

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0:00.0

Attention all passengers.

0:03.0

The Uber ride for Mark and Jamal's romantic weekend

0:07.0

will depart in four minutes from Platform 6.

0:10.0

Your ride comes with a rolling countryside sunset view

0:14.0

and a table seat ideal for playing footsie beneath.

0:17.0

Thank you for booking your tickets on Uber.

0:20.0

Trains on Uber.

0:23.1

Trains on Uber.

0:27.5

Changes in sexual performance are more common than most people realise, and support doesn't need to feel awkward.

0:29.3

With MedExpress, everything happens privately online.

0:32.6

Start by completing a short consultation reviewed by UK registered clinicians.

0:36.7

If eligible, treatment is delivered

0:38.4

discreetly to your home with ongoing support whenever you need it. You're not alone in this. Visit

0:44.1

medexpress.co.c.uk.sl.combe slash podcast to learn more. This tweet says, if you ever want to make

0:49.3

somebody feel worthless, suck your teeth while they're giving you head. That is harsh. That would be

1:00.4

crazy. What's worse though? Is a sigh worse? No, because a side can be mistaken like,

1:08.1

oh, she moaning. But like if I'm doing my thing and I hear, oh, man, I might bite it.

1:19.5

Oh.

1:23.4

Me personally, I can never picture myself down there, but.

1:26.4

Where?

1:26.9

Jamaican.

1:28.1

Oh. Biting it. That's crazy. No, but... Where? Jamaican. Oh.

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