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Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

As A Man w/ Joe Santagato - Episode 256

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Crash Dummies Podcast

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2026

⏱️ 69 minutes

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0:23.1

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0:26.6

I think the dates we have left at this point are only Toronto and Detroit.

0:32.6

Detroit. Yeah. So get your tickets. Toronto, Detroit. Get your tickets. Last hurrah. Maybe we're coming overseas after that. Yeah, yeah. That's the other thing. In the comments, let us know where we should go next. We hear y'all London. We just need a little bit more comment. So we're just short. You know what I'm saying? And nobody coming over there to just eat beans and shit. No, no, no. Let's talk about the intro to last pot Like You niggas is not real

0:57.7

You niggas shit. Um, no, no, no. Let's talk about the intro to the last pie.

0:56.0

Like, you niggas is not real.

0:58.0

You niggas just not feel.

0:59.0

You niggas is not chill.

1:01.0

I looked, I went and looked at last pie and I was like, what the fuck is this?

1:05.0

We didn't probably earn a new subscriber from the like.

1:08.0

Like, if somebody looked at our YouTube and clicked on it like I'd be like

1:12.8

what the fuck is going on I think the funny part was that I went to the bathroom so this was

1:18.7

this was Jean and Pat's uh I guess a way of wasting time before I came back it was more of just

1:25.0

like to get ourselves amped up because I'm running off four hours

1:27.8

of sleep in Boston. I got a fucking Boston wrist I's hat on. I'm so fucking. They didn't gave me their attitude like you fucking knock. Like I'm like, I'm like into it. So I'm in a bad mood. So I'm like, jean throwing some music. So I'm like, oh shit, let me get myself hype. Yeah.

1:43.7

And then next thing you know, I see a top comment is like, J. Cole this. This nigga think you J. Cole. I'm like, wait, what the fuck are they talking about? Niggins says stick to podcasting. Yeah. I mean, that technically was podcasting and you watched it a little bitch. I'm just saying, niggas just be talking on. I had a nigga DM you so you stop rapping. It's just like, nigga, I never started. What are you talking about?

2:04.6

Nick, I'm just saying niggas just be talking though I had a nigga DM you so you stop rapping

2:01.5

It's just like nigga I never started

2:03.1

What are you talking about?

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