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Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Kool Kidz Kennel - Episode 244

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Crash Dummies Podcast

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2026

⏱️ 109 minutes

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0:00.0

I'm dealing with something right now.

0:02.8

I'm fighting a battle of the battle of like me battling against my selective hearing.

0:11.6

Like I have really bad selective hearing and it sucks because I'm kind of sexist.

0:19.7

Like with women most of the time I give them all my attention when they told me their name. Okay, you have some self-reflection. I remember the name. Okay, I like this. But with dudes, it's like they tell me their name, and when I walk away from them, I'm like, what was their name? But then I have to question myself, what were you thinking about that you didn't retain his name, Pat? What were you doing? And it's a thought that goes in my head when I meet like a new dude. And I'm like, man, I would really beat the shit out this name. You know what? So you started to imagine, like, what if he say, fuck your name? We're like, what would I do? You know, you think in the scenario? It's like, I should stab this. Oh, my God. I planned. But then, it's just messed up. And I realized that just being on this trip, I've been more attentive about names. And when I meet people, what's your name?

1:11.6

Because it's been two times where I walked away and I was like, damn, what is his name?

1:16.1

And sometimes you're scared to engage back with that person because you don't know their name.

1:19.9

Like, damn.

1:20.9

In this situation, to get his attention, I have to call his name.

1:24.9

There's too many people to play it.

1:27.1

No, no, no, no. Hey, him. What's your name? Mark. Oh, Derek. My phone. So is bro. Yeah. I feel like a woman's harder to like when you forget their name because it's like you can't use the what up bro you know like that type of thing have you ever got

1:44.8

stumped by a woman that did that what one time in my life i learned my lesson quick i was like 19

1:50.2

and i went up to a woman i just reminded her of something she said and she laughed and she said

1:56.1

that was funny she's like what's my name i said oh this is awkward yeah i said what's my name? I said, oh, this is awkward.

2:01.6

I said, what's my name?

2:03.0

She said, Patrick Johnson. Junior. I was like, oh. She's like, exactly. And I walked away. And I was like, that's so dumb. I still don't know your name. She could at least tell him your name for you walk up. You're bad at that though, because you also don't save numbers.

2:18.1

Because then we'll be in group chats, and then. You're bad at that, though, because you also don't save numbers.

2:18.1

Because then we'll be in group chats, and then you'd be like, hey, bro, who he talked to?

2:23.3

What is this?

2:24.7

Especially when somebody asks for a favor.

2:27.0

He'd be like, oh, such and such Texas.

2:29.2

I'd be like, who is that?

2:30.3

They'd be like, Joe, Joe from the gym 15 years ago. 15 year like when we was in college

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