Kool Kidz Kennel - Episode 244
Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike
Crash Dummies Podcast
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 4 February 2026
⏱️ 109 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I'm dealing with something right now. |
| 0:02.8 | I'm fighting a battle of the battle of like me battling against my selective hearing. |
| 0:11.6 | Like I have really bad selective hearing and it sucks because I'm kind of sexist. |
| 0:19.7 | Like with women most of the time I give them all my attention when they told me their name. Okay, you have some self-reflection. I remember the name. Okay, I like this. But with dudes, it's like they tell me their name, and when I walk away from them, I'm like, what was their name? But then I have to question myself, what were you thinking about that you didn't retain his name, Pat? What were you doing? And it's a thought that goes in my head when I meet like a new dude. And I'm like, man, I would really beat the shit out this name. You know what? So you started to imagine, like, what if he say, fuck your name? We're like, what would I do? You know, you think in the scenario? It's like, I should stab this. Oh, my God. I planned. But then, it's just messed up. And I realized that just being on this trip, I've been more attentive about names. And when I meet people, what's your name? |
| 1:11.6 | Because it's been two times where I walked away and I was like, damn, what is his name? |
| 1:16.1 | And sometimes you're scared to engage back with that person because you don't know their name. |
| 1:19.9 | Like, damn. |
| 1:20.9 | In this situation, to get his attention, I have to call his name. |
| 1:24.9 | There's too many people to play it. |
| 1:27.1 | No, no, no, no. Hey, him. What's your name? Mark. Oh, Derek. My phone. So is bro. Yeah. I feel like a woman's harder to like when you forget their name because it's like you can't use the what up bro you know like that type of thing have you ever got |
| 1:44.8 | stumped by a woman that did that what one time in my life i learned my lesson quick i was like 19 |
| 1:50.2 | and i went up to a woman i just reminded her of something she said and she laughed and she said |
| 1:56.1 | that was funny she's like what's my name i said oh this is awkward yeah i said what's my name? I said, oh, this is awkward. |
| 2:01.6 | I said, what's my name? |
| 2:03.0 | She said, Patrick Johnson. Junior. I was like, oh. She's like, exactly. And I walked away. And I was like, that's so dumb. I still don't know your name. She could at least tell him your name for you walk up. You're bad at that though, because you also don't save numbers. |
| 2:18.1 | Because then we'll be in group chats, and then. You're bad at that, though, because you also don't save numbers. |
| 2:18.1 | Because then we'll be in group chats, and then you'd be like, hey, bro, who he talked to? |
| 2:23.3 | What is this? |
| 2:24.7 | Especially when somebody asks for a favor. |
| 2:27.0 | He'd be like, oh, such and such Texas. |
| 2:29.2 | I'd be like, who is that? |
| 2:30.3 | They'd be like, Joe, Joe from the gym 15 years ago. 15 year like when we was in college |
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