Can I Try A Piece? - Episode 217

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Crash Dummies Podcast

Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2025

⏱️ 93 minutes

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0:00.0	I need posters, socials and a presentation by Friday.
0:04.0	Oh, I'm swamped.
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0:15.0	Really?
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0:22.2	Perfect.
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0:29.3	So I was scrolling on Twitter the other day, and I saw a tweet from what I thought was a parody account, so I ignored it. And then I saw another
0:39.1	screenshot about that tweet. So you know sometimes you got to fact check some stuff. I went to
0:44.6	the person's page and saw that they actually tweeted. And I thought it might have been like
0:50.5	the worst tweet of all the time. And it was just an emojis. It was from Pete Diddy and it been like the worst tweet of all the time and it was just an emojis it was from p ditty
0:57.5	and it was like the eyeball yeah and i just i just feel like that's just not him i feel like he
1:02.1	the eyeball emoji is no longer yours like you don't get to use that like that's the eyeball
1:07.2	emoji like if you send me the eyeball emoji i think oh, you got tickets to something or you're somewhere and you're about to let me know or whatever.
1:17.2	Yeah.
1:17.6	Eyeball emoji is more like surprised giddy.
1:19.8	That's not you diddy.
1:20.7	Yeah, he can't, you can't try to be like mysterious and you already kind of live this mysterious lifestyle.
1:26.5	Yeah.
1:27.4	You put the eyeball emoji. I'm like, this mysterious lifestyle. Yeah.
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