No Seasoning - Episode 246

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Crash Dummies Podcast

Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2026

⏱️ 91 minutes

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0:00.0	Yo, welcome to Crass Dumbies episode 246. We are doing a hot open today. We have tours in Indiana and St. Louis next week, actually, February 24th and February 25th, Crash Dumbies Live.com. We also go into Portland, Atlanta, Nashville, Birmingham, Baltimore, Philly, New York, Boston, and Charlotte. And then obviously our LA, Texas, Florida people or Cali people, relax.
0:23.1	We'll be there.
0:23.7	Just let this first leg kind of go and we'll be in those states.
0:27.0	Also, merch is out.
0:28.3	Some of you guys already bought merch.
0:29.6	Shout to y'all.
0:30.3	Merch is out.
0:31.4	Crashdumiesmerch.com.
0:32.8	You can find everything at crashdumies.com as well, but crashdemeasmerch.com to get the merch.
0:38.7	What else we got?
0:39.5	There it is.
0:51.9	That's the pot. That's it. No, we appreciate y'all listening. You know. Oh, yeah, I forgot. Subscribe to the Patreon as well. Now we can end. Do you tell them to subscribe to YouTube too? Oh, it's subscribe to YouTube as well. Yeah, yeah. Now we can't.
0:52.1	Yeah.
0:53.4	Like, what do we just did that?
0:55.4	Also, like.
0:57.5	How will we fit that many ads in there?
0:56.3	Exactly. Matter of fact, here's the earning that. I don't even know
1:01.3	who the ass is. Let me show. It'll be a whole different competitor. I don't think it is.
1:08.6	But I just, y'all got to chill, bro.
1:12.9	I get that we're kind of like in the parasycial realm right now, the air, I should say.
1:19.8	And it's dope to go back and forth with some of y'all about pot topics.
1:24.8	But like if I didn't talk about it on the pot, bitch, nigga, don't DM me about it.
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