Crash Court - Episode 245

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Crash Dummies Podcast

Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2026

⏱️ 101 minutes

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0:00.0	Packages by Expedia.
0:02.0	You were made to occasionally take the hard route to the top of the Eiffel Tower.
0:07.3	We were made to easily bundle your trip.
0:10.2	Expedia made to travel.
0:12.8	Flight inclusive packages are at all protected.
0:15.1	I'm not tripping, right?
0:17.1	You know, the person that killed Charlie Kirk, what color was he?
0:21.7	I think white, yeah.
0:22.7	Okay.
0:23.8	The person that shot Trump, what color was he?
0:28.7	White and white, yeah.
0:29.9	Was he white, right?
0:30.8	Yeah.
0:31.5	So, like, so, like, why right winger is, like, back in Trump's racial meme about the Obama's what do you mean
0:39.5	like what black people got to do with this shit
0:41.1	this dude was like it was like a tweet
0:43.7	and this dude was like you shot my president in the
0:46.2	fucking ear so I don't care what you think about
0:48.3	what he tweets and it's just like
0:49.7	yo what the fuck we do bro
0:51.3	dick is always blaming us
0:54.0	did you hear his excuse on why he posted that he didn't watch the whole thing what the fuck we do, bro. Nick is always blaming us.
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