Scissors, Cellmates & Bail Money - Episode 216
Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike
Crash Dummies Podcast
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 23 July 2025
⏱️ 96 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | If I go diagonal, if I go diagonal across my bed while sleeping on my side, bro, I'm out like a light, bro. |
| 0:07.3 | What were you doing before? |
| 0:09.7 | Coughing style. |
| 0:11.8 | I'd just be paranoid, bro. |
| 0:14.1 | But no, so you still haven't watched Superman, but so I'm not going to ruin it. |
| 0:18.0 | But I do want to talk. |
| 0:18.9 | After watching the Superman movie, it reminded me of the concept of Superman. |
| 0:23.9 | Okay. |
| 0:24.7 | Right? |
| 0:26.1 | Superman is a bitch. |
| 0:29.0 | What? |
| 0:29.9 | Why is he a bitch? |
| 0:33.0 | Because Superman literally waits. |
| 0:36.5 | He tries to save the people that are doing bad to the city. |
| 0:40.0 | Like if there's a big ass monster over the city, he'd destroying cars and shit. |
| 0:44.3 | Superman knock him out to stop him from destroying cars. |
| 0:47.0 | Okay, good job, Superman. |
| 0:48.2 | But as the big dude about the fall, he goes save the big dude from falling because he don't want he don't want the person to die per sense. He want to put every monster, every criminal in jail. Oh, you're not trying to, he's not trying to go for blood? He wants justice. Yeah, he wants justice. Like, Lex Luthor been killing, niggas, bro, and this dude just keep locking him up and shit. Like, bro, you know, like, if. He's not getting reformed in there. No, like, what the fuck? Like, if Superman, like, bro, if my family member died and Superman came and swooped up the nigga that just killed my family member and said, I'm about to take him the job, I'd be like, what the fuck? Go slam that nigga through the ground. That's why I like Batman, bro. |
| 1:28.3 | Hey, Batman, somebody just stole my car and Batman go beat the fuck up that you. |
| 1:32.7 | Repeatedly over and over, bro. |
| 1:34.7 | Batman just seemed like he actually enjoyed, like, being people up, though. |
| 1:38.4 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
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