First Date with Lauren Compton

SPONSORS: - Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date Lauren Compton sits down with comedian Langston Kerman to talk sneaky proposals, serial monogamy, wedding chaos, living with your partner, and how he knew his wife was “the one.” Lauren even realizes she’s being gaslit mid-episode. Funny, honest, and very First Date energy. *Follow Langston on Instagram:* https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/ *Listen to his podcast:* https://www.youtube.com/@MyMommaToldMe First Date Ep. 127 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://www.instagram.com/firstdateshow https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:35 - How I Tricked My Wife 00:08:12 - Sneaky Proposal Moment 00:11:42 - Serial Monogamy 00:16:09 - Becoming A Poet and Teacher 00:19:49 - How Did You Know She Was The One? 00:25:00 - Lauren Discovers She's being Gaslighted 00:30:59 - Living With Your Partner 00:37:17 - Molly At A Wedding?? 00:41:19 - Laurens Wedding Plan Nightmare Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 25 November 2025

SPONSORS: - Don’t miss out on early Black Friday deals. Head to https://Wayfair.com now to shop Wayfair’s Black Friday deals for up to 70% off. - Head to https://acorns.com/DATE or download the Acorns app to get started. Getter joins Lauren Compton for a wild First Date full of paranormal stories, relationship honesty, and genuine chaos. He opens up about life with his haunted-doll-collecting girlfriend, the proposal he’s already plotting, his shifting music obsessions, movie-lore deep dives, and why his mustache insists on growing in blonde. They get into what makes him a solid boyfriend, how he stays transparent in relationships, and the creative path that’s taken him from EDM notoriety to The Real Bros of Simi Valley and collaborations with artists like $UICIDEBOY$. Follow Getter on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/getter/ Check out his Linktree for music, socials, and tour dates: https://linktr.ee/getter First Date Ep. 126 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://www.instagram.com/firstdateshow https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:32 - Denver's Gonna Be Sick 00:02:21 - Getter's Lady and Her Haunted Dolls 00:03:25 - Paranormal Experiences 00:07:39 - Is Getter a Good Boyfriend? 00:13:46 - Is Getter a Ladies Man? 00:17:19 - All Of Getter's Talents 00:21:17 - How Will You Propose? 00:27:06 - Getter's Abnormal Hair 00:30:00 - Getter's Music Taste 00:35:24 - Getter Drops Crazy Lore 00:38:52 - Relationship Advice Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Published: 18 November 2025

SPONSORS: - Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date Comedian Deric Poston joins Lauren Compton for a hilarious and brutally honest First Date. Deric opens up about meeting the love of his life, what drives him crazy about marriage, and how he somehow ended up as a side-piece. Lauren shares her wild “big heist” story, her goth phase, and what she’d do if she suddenly had $300 million. From wedding advice and baby sleep training to getting “gay for the vows,” this episode dives into love, commitment, and all the madness in between. 👉 Follow Deric Poston https://twitter.com/dericposton https://www.instagram.com/dericposton/ 🎙️ Watch The Solid Show w/ Ehsan Ahmad — https://youtube.com/@TheSolidShow2024 First Date Ep. 125 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://www.instagram.com/firstdateshow https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:47 - Meeting The Love Of My Life 00:05:22 - What I Don't Like About My Wife 00:13:28 - We Can't Go On Dates 00:17:02 - My Weed Routine 00:20:29 - Lauren's Big Heist 00:21:43 - Lauren Was Goth??? 00:23:21 - If I Had 300 Million... 00:25:24 - My Yachting Experience 00:27:55 - I Was A Side-Piece 00:31:39 - Popping The Big Question 00:35:33 - Deric's Advice For Lauren 00:38:45 - How To Extend Your Wedding 00:42:11 - Getting Gay For The Vows 00:44:07 - Love After Pregnancy 00:48:56 - Sleep Training For Babies Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 11 November 2025

SPONSORS: Go to https://RO.CO/FIRSTDATE for your free insurance check. Vinny Guadagnino from Jersey Shore joins Lauren Compton on The First Date Podcast for one of the funniest and most honest interviews yet!They talk about dating after fame, saying “I love you,” red flags, wild clubbing days in Vegas, and why he’s single-ish but not in a rush to settle down. Vinny opens up about hosting strip clubs, finding normal girls, and what romance really means to him. 🔥Expect laughs, nostalgia, and real talk from one of reality TV’s most iconic stars. 🎙️Host: Lauren Compton😵‍💫Guest: Vinny Guadagnino (Jersey Shore, Double Shot at Love)👉Follow Vinny on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/vinnyguadagnino Subscribe for new First Date Podcast episodes every week — and don’t miss who Lauren goes on a “first date” with next! First Date Ep. 124 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://www.instagram.com/firstdateshow https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:50 - Single-ish 00:05:24 - Vegans 00:07:06 - Vinny's Green Flag 00:09:20 - Jersey Shore 00:13:56 - Fun Drunk 00:17:15 - Vaping Is Gross 00:19:30 - Saying "I Love You" 00:22:13 - Hosting Strip clubs 00:24:16 - Vinny G's Clubbing Days 00:27:53 - Going For Normal Girls 00:32:15 - Romantic Gestures Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 4 November 2025

SPONSORS: - Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date - Get organized, refreshed, and ready for the holidays for way less. Head to https://Wayfair.com right now to shop all things home.  Kurt Metzger joins Lauren Compton for a brutally funny first date that spirals into chaos—soulmates, breakup logic, and why people can't remember Taylor Swift Concerts. Kurt takes Lauren down some insane conspiracy theory rabbit holes and finishes off with a crazy story about a homeless drug addict he scared the life out of. Follow Kurt Metzger: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedy/?hl=en Twitter/X: https://x.com/kurtmetzger? YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@kurtmetzgercomedy Website: http://www.kurtmetzgercomedy.com First Date Ep. 123 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:26 - Meeting The Lady 00:03:42 - Reasons For Breaking Up 00:06:08 - Best First Date Idea 00:08:56 - Soulmate Ruined 00:12:41 - Kurt's Pet Peeves 00:18:10 - Kurt At The Emmy's 00:22:24 - 23&Me Lied 00:25:03 - What If You Were Single? 00:29:35 - Taylor Swift Amnesia Syndrome 00:33:21 - Kurt's Conspiracy Theories 00:37:25 - Pussy Takes Work 00:38:57 - Kurt's Hobo Fight Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 28 October 2025

Comedian Scott Filmore sits down with Lauren Compton on the First Date Podcast to share his most outrageous and honest dating experiences. From navigating life as a gay Mormon to bizarre Grindr encounters, awkward first dates, and the challenges of keeping romance exciting, Scott delivers stories full of humor and heart. He also opens up about mistakes, relationships, and what it’s really like being a comedian in love.Scott Filmore: https://www.instagram.com/scottfillmorecomedy First Date Ep. 122 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:30 - Gay Mormon Secret 00:03:10 - Scott's Mission 00:05:25 - Big Cook 00:08:52 - The Perfect First Date 00:12:27 - Gay Archetypes 00:21:15 - The Grinder Breakdown 00:26:27 - One Person Forever? 00:28:38 - Getting Bored Easily 00:32:13 - Owning Your Mistakes 00:33:46 - Being around Non-Comedian People 00:35:37 - I'm A Bad Boyfriend Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 21 October 2025

SPONSORS: - Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date On this week's episode of First Date, Steph Tolev walks Lauren through her top three worst dates. One involves rotten wooden teeth, so needless to say...they're bad. They also talk about her current relationship with a farmer. She realizes she's maybe not so romantic, but she's a giver where it counts. 👉 Follow Steph Tolev: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/stephtolev/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Steph_Tolev 🎙️ Check out her podcast: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLBNr9DIewbURrLGkM6fQGw1A4G1TLi4d7 First Date Ep. 121 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:05:11 - Farmer Boyfriend 00:14:55 - Blowies & Proposals 00:20:59 - Worst First Dates 00:35:13 - Diving Boards & Horror Movies 00:41:19 - Maybe Not So Romantic Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 14 October 2025

On this episode of First Date with Lauren Compton, the one and only Uncle Lazer brings wild stories, gel tip confessions, and even cocaine tales with mama. Lauren dives into love, relationships, what turns him on, and whether he’s ready to settle down—plus plenty of laughs from Lazer’s standup journey. And keep an ear out for his signature random facts sprinkled throughout the date. Chaotic, unfiltered, and surprisingly sweet—proof that good conversation is the real win on a first date. 👉 Follow Uncle Lazer: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/uncle_lazer/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@UClovHhKRjGE5_vcwhzFocDw 🎙️ Check out his podcast: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLXiyRONVcIaEBpkC3mOAkOKNTIpo3vsPf First Date Ep. 120 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:47 - Co-parenting 00:03:28 - Appetizer Questions 00:10:57 - Uncle Lazer's Random Facts 00:13:09 - The Homeless 00:14:22 - Get Tips Baby 00:15:26 - Lazer's Turn Ons 00:17:30 - In Love 00:19:33 - Love An Ol' Lady 00:21:06 - Addicted To Sex 00:23:05 - When Will He Settle? 00:25:03 - Good Conversations Are A Win 00:27:00 - Meeting A Jew 00:29:48 - No Anal 00:30:35 - Cocaine With Mama 00:33:24 - Starting Standup 00:35:40 - Leaving a Witch 00:40:35 - Lauren's Fruit Addiction 00:44:37 - Lazer's Random Fact Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 7 October 2025

Comedian and actor Ian Bagg joins Lauren Compton on First Date for a fast, funny, and unfiltered conversation about love, marriage, and everything in between. Ian shares how he met his wife, the story behind his proposal, and what it really takes to make a relationship work. From spotting red flags to knowing when to walk away, Lauren and Ian mix real talk with sharp comedy, plus a few wild detours into food, movies, and dad jokes. Smart, honest, and hilarious — this episode is packed with laughs and a dose of truth. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ianbagg/ Comedy & tour info: https://ianbagg.com/links First Date Ep. 119 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:57 - Favorite Food 00:04:07 - Red Flag Alert 00:07:54 - Big Wedding 00:11:42 - Meeting The Wife 00:13:17 - Popping The Question 00:18:21 - Lose Weight Fatty 00:22:47 - Scorpio Dad Joke 00:24:59 - Australia vs. CA 00:29:04 - Movie Chatter 00:31:19 - Supporting The Lady 00:33:02 - How To Exit A Relationship 00:36:47 - Ian/s Favorite Place Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 30 September 2025

SPONSORS: - Head to https://Wayfair.com to “cozify” your space with Wayfair’s curated collection of easy, affordable fall updates. - Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date 🎙️ Lauren Compton sits down with comedian Kerryn Feehan for a first date full of laughs, honesty, and a little chaos. Kerryn opens up about the perks of being single, why she takes things slow, and her firm “no kids” stance (unless the perfect guy comes along). From young bucks chasing older women to the astrology girlies running the dating scene, nothing’s off the table. They also get into: Why every girl needs a “Six Hour Boyfriend” Why moderation matters in dating Dating young guys vs. dating gym rats Why bringing a date to your comedy show is a bad idea How Kerryn makes her exit when things go south A hilarious, no-filter dive into modern dating with one of comedy’s sharpest voices. 👉 Follow Kerryn Feehan: @‌kerrynfeehan | Twitter/X First Date Ep. 118 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:34 - Single and Free 00:03:03 - Dating All Over The Place 00:05:26 - Kerryn Takes Thing Slow 00:10:51 - No Kids Please 00:13:06 - Need A Cuddle Person 00:17:27 - Extremes Are A No 00:19:34 - Young Bucks Love An Old Broad 00:20:58 - Astrology Girlies 00:24:29 - Serious Relationships 00:31:00 - Talking To Exes 00:34:40 - Don't Come To My Show 00:35:52 - Gym Boys 00:36:58 - Deformed Hot Guys 00:39:42 - Love Language 00:41:17 - Bad Date Exits Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 23 September 2025

SPONSORS: - Go to https://Hungryroot.com/DATE and use code DATE. Lauren Compton goes on a first date with Les Mascot's own John Feitelberg 💥 John’s approach? Hang out… then hit them with, “Are we dating?” They cover: 🔥 Awkward chivalry rules 🔥 Table-ordering power plays 🔥 Dating horror stories you won’t believe John also spills on: 🎥 His love for movies 🎯 How working in comedy wasn't on his list 📰 His work at Barstool Sports ✨ Check out John Feitelberg’s new show Les Mascots! John stars as Henry, a Broadway actor sharing a tiny apartment with his eccentric roommate while performing as Elmo & Cookie Monster in Times Square. Think stand-up energy meets backstage chaos—packed with laughs, punchlines, and comedy chaos! 👉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nsdt4GhqiU First Date Ep. 117 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:11 - John's Pookie 00:05:56 - Who Is Feitelberg? 00:09:38 - Mr. Monogamous 00:17:40 - Falling In Love 00:22:21 - Chivalry? 00:27:38 - Only Child Problems 00:32:29 - Feitelberg's Redflags 00:44:31 - Love Is Exhausting 00:46:09 - Feit's Special Move Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 16 September 2025

SPONSORS: - New Customers Bet $5 Get $200 Instantly in Bonus Bets. Sign-up using https://dkng.co/firstdate or through my promo code FIRSTDATE - Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date On this episode of First Date Podcast, Lauren Compton sits down with Timmy No Brakes for a wild ride of a date. From his poly life to dream interpreting, Timmy opens up in hilarious and sometimes unexpected ways. He even shares how he gets chicks, what gives him the “ick,” and why he thinks Lauren needs to do Kill Tony. The conversation gets raw when Lauren reveals her old OnlyFans account, Timmy shares his thoughts (and strategies) on condoms, and things take a turn when he unexpectedly breaks down in tears. It’s raw, it’s hilarious, it’s Timmy No Brakes. Follow Timmy on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/timmynobrakes/, TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@timmynobrakes, and YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@UCmTL0Xu28m6xk35qATkNIYQ 👉 Subscribe now for more outrageous first dates every week! First Date Ep. 116 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit https://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT) or visit https://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. $5+ first-time bet req. Max. $200 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos Ends 9/29/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:25 - Poly Timmy 00:07:54 - Dream Interpreter 00:11:02 - Timmy's Acting 00:16:19 - Women Want Him 00:20:41 - Lauren's OnlyFans 00:29:04 - Timmy's Ick 00:32:38 - Someone's Cumming 00:37:15 - The Break Up 00:39:58 - Big Romantic Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 9 September 2025

SPONSORS: - “Cozify” your space with Wayfair’s curated collection of easy, affordable fall updates https://Wayfair.com On this episode of First Date, Lauren Compton sits down with comedian Ric Diez for a brutally honest conversation that goes way off the rails. Ric explains why people hide the “bad parts” of themselves early in a relationship, how he flirts by just being honest, and then drops a bomb: he keeps finding himself with married women—and kinda likes it that way. From there, the two dive into open relationships, toxic attraction, rejection, and the messy truths that come with dating today. It’s fun, flirty, and unfiltered—the perfect mix for a first date. 👉 Follow Ric here: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sadmanric/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/sadmanric First Date Ep. 115 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:55 - Lauren and Ric's Past 00:02:20 - Appetizer Questions 00:05:49 - Hiding The Bad 00:08:11 - Big Mouth Guy 00:11:06 - Ric's Honest Moves 00:14:07 - Lauren's Go-to Pickup Line 00:17:24 - Bad Date 00:21:19 - Starting Stand-Up 00:22:34 - Married-Women Hunter 00:27:13 - Open Relationships 00:33:07 - Lauren Dealing With Love 00:36:22 - Polite Rejection 00:39:56 - Do What She Says 00:42:16 - What Is Romance? 00:45:39 - Toxic Attraction Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 2 September 2025

Become a paid channel member of YMH to get First Date episodes one day early and AD-FREE here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join SPONSORS: - Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date - Head to https://acorns.com/DATE or download the Acorns app to get started. He’s a father, a comedian, an author, and maybe the most wholesome Australian alive. Lauren Compton goes on a First Date with James Donald Forbes McCann — and things get real, fast. From hilarious stories to surprisingly deep moments, this “date” has it all: - James on being a father of three 👩‍👧‍👦 - The story of how he met his lady 💗 - His idea of the perfect McCann date - The fears he’s willing to admit on a first date 😅 - Lauren’s secret poetry era ✍️ - The debate around red flags (and Big Red’s take) 🚩 - Why codependency might actually be… good? - And, of course, a drink to close it all out 🍷 👉 Follow James on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jdfmccann/ 📚 Read James’ books: https://jdfmccann.com/books 🎤 See James live: https://jdfmccann.com/gigs 📺 Watch more of James: https://www.youtube.com/@UCX8puwySi2vmz0YxCqoYMCg First Date Ep. 114 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:40 - Father Of Three 00:10:48 - More About James 00:16:08 - The Perfect McCann Date 00:20:11 - The Fear's Of Mr. McCann 00:23:37 - Lauren's Poetry Era 00:27:02 - Close Friends 00:29:43 - The Big Question 00:34:31 - Family Trips 00:35:28 - Important Dating Necessities 00:38:03 - Big Red's Red Flags 00:45:31 - Having A Drink 00:47:07 - Codependency Is Good 00:49:06 - Quality Time Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 26 August 2025

SPONSORS: - Head to https://rugiet.com/DATE and use code DATE to get 15% off today. - Go to https://Hungryroot.com/DATE and use code DATE. Jason Ellis is back for his second date with Lauren Compton — and he’s a different beast this time: - Kicked dark, destructive habits to the curb - Found a chill, solid girlfriend who keeps him grounded - Living his truth like never before - Shares a wild story from when he was a teenager at a mental health camp — forbidden hookups, jealous husbands, and total chaos This episode’s packed with brutal honesty, wild stories, and real talk. Follow Jason: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wolfmate/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TheJasonEllisShow First Date Ep. 113 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:10 - Big Baby 00:02:32 - New Girlfriend 00:04:21 - Chill Girlfriend 00:05:33 - Whitney Cumming's Horse 00:12:17 - No More Creepy Stuff 00:20:45 - Mr. Romance 00:24:11 - Do Not Give Up 00:30:00 - No Kiss And Tell 00:32:19 - Bad Exposure 00:33:33 - Health Camp Gone Wrong 00:38:48 - Being Authenically Me Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 19 August 2025

SPONSORS: - Head to https://Wayfair.com right now to shop all things home. - Go to https://ThriveMarket.com/FIRSTDATE and start saving today. Sale ends 8/31. - Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date Lauren sits down with stand‑up comedian and Jackass Forever star Rachel Wolfson for a chaotic, hilarious convo about dating, stand‑up, Raya fails, and everything in between. They break down: 🎤 Meeting through comedy 🚩 Biggest turn‑offs 😬 Ugly dudes with confidence 👀 The Megan Fox twin from Love Is Blind 💔 Staying friends with your ex Follow Rachel on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rachelwolfson/ Subscribe and get uncomfortably hilarious with us. First Date Ep. 112 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:59 - Meeting Through Comedy 00:08:29 - Biggest Turn off 00:14:59 - You Can't Be Ugly Anymore 00:18:21 - Raya Beef 00:21:02 - What's Your Type 00:26:13 - Guys Get Jealous 00:27:39 - Reality TV 00:28:51 - Megan Fox Lookalike 00:31:34 - Mat Dropping The Ball 00:33:49 - I'm The Reason 00:36:24 - How To Stay Friends With Exes 00:42:25 - Sweetest Thing Ever Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 12 August 2025

Check out Joe DeRosa's new standup special "I Never Promised You A Rose Garden" https://youtu.be/qXQR_eqfFUg?si=ZskAdqEiJE724HEz Become a paid channel member of YMH to get First Date episodes one day early and AD-FREE here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join 🎙️ First Date | Host: Lauren Compton | Guest: Joe DeRosa Lauren Compton sits down with comedian Joe DeRosa for a raw and hilarious conversation about love, heartbreak, and everything in between. Fresh off a breakup with the girl he says he loved for the first time, Joe gets real about what it means to open your heart — and what happens when it breaks. Joe shares honest stories about insecurities, breakups, and learning to see love in a new light. 🔥 Highlights include: - Honest, no-holds-barred talks about heartbreak and insecurities - What it’s really like to love — and lose — for the first time - Why Joe might just be Lauren’s perfect match This episode is equal parts funny, heartfelt, and brutally honest — perfect for anyone who’s ever loved and lost. 📺 Like, comment, and subscribe for more no-BS conversations. 🎧 Available wherever you get your podcasts.Follow Lauren: Twitter: @LaurenCompton https://x.com/imlaurencompton Instagram: @LaurenCompton https://www.instagram.com/iamlaurencompton/? Tiktok: @iamLaurenCompton https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton Follow Joe DeRosa: Twitter: @derosajoe https://x.com/joederosacomedy Instagram: @derosajoe https://www.instagram.com/joederosacomedy YouTube: Joe DeRosa https://www.youtube.com/@joederosacomedy Website & Tour Dates: https://joederosa.com First Date Ep. 111 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:47 - 2nd Date w/ Joe DeRosa 00:02:59 - Not Nut Free 00:05:06 - Joe's Milk Allergy 00:11:17 - Going Through Break Ups 00:15:12 - Love For The First Time 00:18:36 - Perspectives Have Changed 00:32:39 - Joe's Adopted 00:35:53 - I'm Insecure 00:41:56 - Control Issues 00:46:55 - The New Joe Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 5 August 2025

SPONSORS: - Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date Lauren Compton catches up with the always-chaotic Ian Fidance 💥 In this episode, they get into: 🧷 Ian’s new tattoos and new flings 🎭 His upcoming show where he tours the country doing strangers’ odd jobs 🚩 Red flags he’s spotted while on the road 🍕 A wild not-sober story that ends in pizza 🔪 A conversation about hot murderers 💍 Will Ian ever settle down? Lauren bets $5,000 he won’t 🕊️ Their live reaction to hearing Ozzy Osbourne died Hilarious, unhinged, and somehow a little heartfelt. 👉 Follow Ian on Instagram: @ianimal69 🎤 See his tour dates + more: https://www.ianfidance.com/ 🎧 Check out his podcast: Bein’ Ian with Jordan https://www.youtube.com/@UCVCiKCwhFCZEnx2lk-FS7lA First Date Ep. 110 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:44 - Kiss My Ass 00:06:48 - Any New Flings? 00:13:29 - Ian Doing Odd Jobs 00:20:52 - Meeting People On Tour 00:25:56 - Ian's Redflags 00:28:08 - Lauren Gets Mushrooms In NY 00:29:54 - Naughty Antics 00:33:09 - Sober Downsides 00:41:33 - Hot Murderer 00:46:33 - The Right Person Matters 00:51:51 - The Big Bet 00:53:15 - Ian Find Out About Ozzy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 29 July 2025

Lauren sits down with Maddy Smith for a first date full of hot takes and hilarious overshares. They cover: – Keeping her love life off social media – Gay rumors?? – Making money vs making babies – Blacking out used to be date night – Tall vs short angry dudes – Her red flags (there’s a few) – Her feral little morning rituals Check her out here: 📸 @somaddysmith: https://www.instagram.com/somaddysmith/ 🎟 Tour Dates: https://punchup.live/maddysmith 🎧 Mad House Podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNOxEr10Vnw First Date Ep. 109 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:46 - She Has A Private Lover 00:03:12 - Is She Gay? 00:08:50 - Money Over Kids 00:11:39 - Ideal Date Night 00:16:20 - Lets Get Drunk 00:21:53 - Red Flag Alert 00:28:29 - Maddy's Morning Routine 00:34:46 - Turn Offs 00:41:58 - Dessert Question Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 22 July 2025

SPONSORS: - Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date - Go to https://ThriveMarket.com/FIRSTDATE, to get thirty percent off your first order, plus a FREE sixty dollar gift just for signing up. On this week's episode, Lauren takes Tommy Pope on a first date. Tommy is newly engaged. Everyone say congratulations. He tells the hilarious story of how they met and their proposal story. In between Tommy's nonstop zingers, they talk about vices, past relationships, and pigeon toes. One thing Lauren and Tommy can agree on is the fastest way to someone's heart is through their stomach. They wrap the episode with Tommy roasting Lauren. Watch it, it's great. First Date Ep. 108 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:54 - Proposal Story 00:04:01 - Serendipitous Meeting 00:13:38 - Appetizer Questions 00:24:00 - Dealbreakers 00:29:38 - Open Relationships 00:37:56 - Love Language of Food 00:45:46 - Family & Sexy Things 00:51:45 - The Sweetest Thing Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 15 July 2025

SPONSORS: - Head to https://rugiet.com/DATE and use code DATE to get 15% off today. - For a limited time get 40% off your first box PLUS get a free item in every box for life. Go to https://Hungryroot.com/DATE and use code DATE. On this episode of First Date, Lauren Compton links up with Farrah Abraham—and let’s just say, she’s in her single and unbothered era. Here’s what goes down: - 💸 No more sugar mama life—Farrah’s done footing the bill. - 💍If she was looking, she wants someone spiritual, devoted… and rich. - 🚫 Boundaries? Non-negotiable. Respect them or get lost. - 🧠 She’s deep into ketamine therapy (and swears by Dramamine for the side effects). - 🔥 This is a new Farrah—no regrets, no filters, and no looking back. - 🌈 Big things ahead… if you can’t handle the energy, step aside. You’ve never seen a first date like this. First Date Ep. 107 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:54 - Single And Free 00:04:31 - No More Sugar 00:08:30 - No One Can Keep Up 00:13:57 - NDA To Date 00:21:54 - Respect The Boundaries 00:25:42 - Ketamine and Dramamine 00:29:06 - Getting Her Degree 00:32:35 - Dating Ex's 00:36:44 - The New Farrah The New Farrah 00:39:46 - No Regrets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 8 July 2025

On this episode of First Date, Lauren sits down with comedian Yannis Pappas to talk about: - Why jerking off might be the key to a successful marriage 💍 - How much is too much before it gets a little gay? - Yannis' wild Miami days as a single hunk 🌴 - His deep love for long-term relationships - Lauren’s one-month strategy to get over a breakup 🧠 - Would Lauren let her husband have an AI sex robot? 🤖💋 - The future of dating, pleasure, and simulated women 👀 Don’t miss this hilarious, honest, and unfiltered convo. 📱 Follow Yannis on IG: @‌yannispappas 🎤 Watch his special Property Owner: Watch Here 🦴 Check out History Hyenas: http://youtube.com/@HistoryHyenas 👉 Subscribe now so you never miss a First Date. First Date Ep. 106 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:30 - Yannis Pappas 00:03:46 - Masturbating Is Getting Gay 00:07:20 - Austin Has Colon Cancer 00:11:18 - Pappa's Mamma 00:14:46 - The Hippo 00:18:52 - Father's Don't Exist 00:21:34 - The Fun Word 00:26:07 - Yannis's Key To Love 00:29:19 - Bang 00:31:33 - Long term guy 00:34:37 - How To Lose A Guy In 1 Month 00:37:50 - Hot Ai Girls Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 1 July 2025

SPONSORS: -Go to https://Quince.com/date for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. -Go to https://cargurus.com to make sure your big deal is the best deal. -Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date On this wild episode of First Date, Lauren sits down with comedy icon *Pauly Shore* for a convo that goes totally off the rails: * 🎬 Manifesting a fake movie (spoiler: “it’s all in your head, dude”) * ✈️ Life between LA, Austin, and Vegas * 🍆 The struggle of sperm production & boners after 50 * 🐕 His dog Buster... who might actually be a hyena or a wolf * 💀 Why people randomly dying freaks him out * 😂 What Pauly wants in a woman: laughs at his jokes & stays quiet * 🍼 Pauly learns about Lauren’s boobs, breastfeeding, and yes... *milk-squirting* It’s unfiltered, unexpected, and fully Pauly. Watch now and subscribe for more dates that get way too real. First Date Ep. 105 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:32 - Pauly Shore Dude 00:02:29 - Manifesting A Movie 00:06:01 - It's Just A Bit 00:10:30 - Pauly's Travels 00:15:31 - Pauly Wants Children 00:18:18 - Semen Production 00:20:10 - He's Not A Dog 00:22:04 - Where Is The Ring? 00:26:22 - Mushrooms 00:31:04 - People Die 00:32:55 - Laugh At Me 00:35:32 - Manners Matter 00:39:12 - Bath Houses Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 24 June 2025

*Jessica Kirson joins Lauren Compton on the First Date Podcast* Honest, funny, and surprisingly relatable—this episode hits all the feels. They dive into: • Going through a divorce (that should’ve happened forever ago) • Getting back into the dating scene • Why traveling with your partner can make or break the relationship • Friends who constantly complain about their boyfriends… like, do you even like him? 😅 • Jessica’s first girlfriend and coming out 🌈 • How lucky she was to have supportive parents • Bonding over food—because who doesn’t love food? 🍕 • Saying “I love you” for the first time (cue the anxiety) • Finding out they’re both into astrology and numerology 🔮 (Jessica’s a Scorpio, btw…) • Their favorite hate comments—and how they laugh it off Don’t sleep on this one. Follow Jessica Kirson: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jessykirson/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@jessicakirson Tour Dates: http://jessicakirson.com First Date Ep. 104 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:33 - Almost Divorced 00:03:18 - First Date Back 00:07:33 - Traveling Makes Or Breaks 00:11:20 - Do You Even Like Him? 00:14:43 - The First Girlfriend 00:18:20 - We Love Food 00:22:43 - Astrology Girlies 00:28:20 - The L-Word 00:32:31 - Scorpios 00:34:53 - Hate Comments Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 17 June 2025

SPONSORS: - Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date - Head to https://acorns.com/firstdate or download the Acorns app to get started.- For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to https://Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code DATE. This episode goes off the rails FAST. Harland Williams is back for round two, and within minutes we’re talking soulmates, exes, cheating scandals, and straight-up insanity. 💥 They get into: * Harland’s mysterious new girlfriend 👀 * The unhinged things he yells while driving 🚗🗯️ * Why being friends with your ex is a high-stakes gamble * What it actually feels like to fall out of love 💔 * Soulmates: do we all get one, or are most of us just winging it? 🫠 * Lauren’s wild story about getting cheated on by a guy who couldn’t even speak English 😳 * And Harland’s chaotic energy has Lauren absolutely flustered the whole time 😂 It’s weird, it’s honest, and it’s fun as hell. Tap in. 👇 FOLLOW HARLAND: 📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/harlandwilliams/?hl=en 📺 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/harlandhighwaypodcast First Date Ep. 103 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:54 - Smack 00:02:17 - What Makes Harland Laugh? 00:04:15 - Harland's Honey 00:14:17 - Getting Facials 00:16:00 - Main Course Questions 00:17:05 - Big Yeller 00:18:49 - Friends With Exes 00:25:53 - Narcissists 00:29:36 - Falling Out Of Love 00:31:29 - Soul Mate(s) 00:34:41 - Communication Is Key 00:41:37 - Harland's Red Flag 00:45:07 - Imaginary Proposal Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 10 June 2025

Check out the newest podcast from YMH Studios "Not A Damn Chance"! Hosted by pro skateboarder Neen Williams and Michelin-starred chef Phillip Frankland Lee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihy5odp5G9A SPONSORS: - Go to https://cargurus.com to make sure your big deal is the best deal. This week on First Date, Lauren Compton sits down with the legendary Maria Bamford—and things get delightfully weird. Here’s what’s on the menu: * How she met her husband online (and basically hacked the dating system) * First heartbreaks—and why they hit like a freight train 💔 * When green flags turn red (and vice versa??) * Making besties on set... then ghosting each other forever 🎬 * Her secret talent? Neck rubs. Just ask her husband. * Real talk on eating disorders and mental health 🧠 It’s awkward, insightful, hilarious, and totally Bamford. Buckle up. This date gets deep. 🎟️ Catch Maria live: Tour Dates https://mariabamford.com/tourdates 🌐 More Maria: https://mariabamford.com 📲 Follow her on Instagram: @mariabamfordcomedy https://www.instagram.com/mariabamfordcomedy/ First Date Ep. 102 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:24 - Meeting Hubby 00:04:12 - Kitten Heals 00:06:03 - Foreign Love 00:10:26 - First Heartbreak 00:12:58 - Green Means Red 00:17:04 - Eating Disorder 00:19:44 - Set Friends 00:24:19 - Hidden Talents 00:27:16 - Split the Bill 00:30:32 - Tasting Menu 00:33:54 - Dessert Question Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2025

Check out the newest podcast from YMH Studios "Not A Damn Chance"! Hosted by pro skateboarder Neen Williams and Michelin-starred chef Phillip Frankland Lee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihy5odp5G9A SPONSORS: - Go to https://cargurus.com to make sure your big deal is the best deal. This week on First Date, Lauren Compton sits down with the legendary Maria Bamford—and things get delightfully weird. Here’s what’s on the menu: * How she met her husband online (and basically hacked the dating system) * First heartbreaks—and why they hit like a freight train 💔 * When green flags turn red (and vice versa??) * Making besties on set... then ghosting each other forever 🎬 * Her secret talent? Neck rubs. Just ask her husband. * Real talk on eating disorders and mental health 🧠 It’s awkward, insightful, hilarious, and totally Bamford. Buckle up. This date gets deep. 🎟️ Catch Maria live: Tour Dates https://mariabamford.com/tourdates 🌐 More Maria: https://mariabamford.com 📲 Follow her on Instagram: @mariabamfordcomedy https://www.instagram.com/mariabamfordcomedy/ First Date Ep. 102 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:24 - Meeting Hubby 00:04:12 - Kitten Heals 00:06:03 - Foreign Love 00:10:26 - First Heartbreak 00:12:58 - Green Means Red 00:17:04 - Eating Disorder 00:19:44 - Set Friends 00:24:19 - Hidden Talents 00:27:16 - Split the Bill 00:30:32 - Tasting Menu 00:33:54 - Dessert Question Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2025

Check out the newest podcast from YMH Studios "Not A Damn Chance"! Hosted by pro skateboarder Neen Williams and Michelin-starred chef Phillip Frankland Lee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihy5odp5G9A SPONSORS: -Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date This one’s got laughs, love, and a whole lot of ranch. We’re joined by the legendary Chelcie Lynn (@chelcielynn_), and she doesn’t hold back. In this episode: 🗨️ How a Facebook DM turned into 20 years of real-deal love 🍗 From comedy videos to mukbang mayhem — how it all started 👻 The rules of getting ghosted (and how to bounce back) 🎯 Her type of guy — and it’s not what you'd expect 🥣 A passionate defense of ranch dressing (with recs) 💍 One of the most unexpectedly sweet proposal stories we’ve heard It’s hilarious, down to earth, and seriously worth a listen. 🎟️ See Chelcie live: https://eatmytrash.com/pages/tour-schedule 📲 Follow her: @trailertrashtammyy https://www.instagram.com/trailertrashtammyy/ @chelcielynn_ https://www.instagram.com/chelcielynn_/ First Date Ep. 101 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:35 - Facebook Lovin' 00:04:55 - The Break 00:06:29 - Fur Babies 00:12:30 - Muk-Bangin' 00:16:49 - The Type 00:20:17 - Ranch Is For The People 00:27:16 - Fart Right Now 00:29:17 - I'm Busy 00:31:54 - Block The Number 00:34:56 - Guy Friends Look Attractive 00:35:38 - The Proposal Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 27 May 2025

SPONSORS: -Get $80 off your first month with promo code SPACE80 at https://Talkspace.com 🎙 First Date with Michael Yo This week, Lauren welcomes comedian and host Michael Yo for a brutally funny and unexpectedly deep convo. They get into: • Why women are so bad at taking compliments • Things white people do that blow Michael’s mind • Lauren’s dating app disasters (and being forced to journal about them) • Dating a possibly gay athlete • Why body count convos are always a bad idea • When the homeless guy turns out to be someone you grew up with • Michael’s trick to a happy wife and thriving family life • And yes… a mid-show review of Lauren’s “just average” boobs 👉 Follow Michael on Instagram: @MichaelYo 🎫 See him live: michaelyo.com/tour 🎧 Listen to his shows: • Comics on Canes: https://www.youtube.com/@ComicsonCanes?app=desktop • The Yo Show: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/yo-show-w-michael-yo/id1475116900 First Date Ep. 100 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:42 - The Problem With Women 00:04:20 - White People Antics 00:07:36 - Lauren On The Apps 00:13:37 - Body Counts 00:21:01 - Homeless Friends 00:24:19 - Main Course Questions 00:29:52 - Family Man 00:34:47 - Bipolar Nightmare 00:37:23 - F-Boy For Life 00:40:46 - Boobs Are Out 00:47:10 - Average Boobs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 20 May 2025

SPONSORS: -Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date On this episode of First Date, Lauren Compton links up with comedian, producer, and actual clown 🤡 Zach Zucker — and things get weird in the best way. Here's what they dive into: 🔹 Life in a traveling circus 🎪 🔹 Clown school in France (yes, that’s real) 🔹 Working with Sacha Baron Cohen 🎬 🔹 Love bombing 💣 (and how it can go horribly wrong) 🔹 Breakups & hard truths 💔 (ouch) 🔹 Why guys hang out like cavemen and girls plan a whole event 🧍‍♂️ 🧍‍♀️ 🔹 The perfect first date move 🍣 (spoiler: it’s always sushi) Plus, Zach spills all about his unhinged, must-see live show Stamp Town 🎭 📲 Follow Zach on IG https://www.instagram.com/zach_zucker 🎫 Grab tickets to Stamp Town at https://stamptowncomedy.com First Date Ep. 99 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:21 - We Are Out There 00:03:28 - The Traveling Orgy 00:10:23 - The Hard Truth 00:16:30 - Dropping Love Bombs 00:17:24 - Main Course Questions 00:20:23 - The Boy Hang 00:24:04 - What's The Move? 00:29:43 - This Song Sucks 00:35:04 - Clown School 00:40:31 - Dessert Question 00:43:05 - I Don't Like My Birthday Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 13 May 2025

Finding a decent person to date is hard work and comedian and viral content creator Lauren Compton is here to get to the bottom of it. It’s a dirty job, but someone’s gotta do it. Weekly, Lauren invites celebrity guests on to have a first date with her and figures out how many red flags they have, if they’re dateable, AND if there will be a second date! Dating is a wild ride... strap in! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 12 May 2025

SPONSORS: -Get $80 off your first month with promo code SPACE80 at https://Talkspace.com -Head to http://acorns.com/firstdate or download the Acorns app to get started. 🎙 First Date with Lauren Compton – New Episode Out Now! Guest: Comedian Brad Williams (@bradwilliamscomic ) Get ready to laugh with the always hilarious Brad Williams! In this episode, we dive into: - What life’s like at permanent waist-height - His take on the M-word and why it matters - A deep (and funny) confession about his Snow White fetish - Brad’s porn preferences — and how specific they really are - The unsexy truth about people who are never satisfied - How he handles *hecklers* — both on stage and growing up 🎤Brad is currently on his Growth Spurt Tour, and you can catch his brand-new comedy special Starfish now on YouTube: 👉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWge7dihrRY 📲Follow Brad on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bradwilliamscomic First Date Ep. 98 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:03 - Dicks in Face 00:02:43 - The M-Word 00:06:19 - Snow White Dreams 00:09:41 - Preference 00:13:38 - Brad's Pokemon 00:19:24 - Keep The Hair Shorty 00:26:29 - Vacation? No. 00:30:14 - Never Satisfied 00:31:12 - Comedian's Egos 00:36:26 - Howie's Orgy 00:39:04 - Dessert Question Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 6 May 2025

SPONSORS: -Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date On this episode of First Date with Lauren Compton, Lauren makes her triumphant return to the show after having her first child and joining her is comedian and future step-mom Katherine Blanford! The two dive into short-term relationships, finding "the one", dudes who like to out-funny you, and how the real key to a girl's heart is a hot tub. They also get into sibling shenanigans, adjusting your entire life to fit a little buddy, icks, AOL chatrooms, pushing your kids into violent hobbies, and so much more! First Date Ep. 97 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:44 - Hot Tubs, Short Relationships, & Secret Getaways 00:11:14 - Finding "The One" 00:18:55 - Funny Dudes & AOL Chatrooms 00:25:37 - Adjusting To Life With A Child 00:32:08 - Pushing Your Kids Into Things 00:36:57 - Siblings, Childhood Shenanigans, & Horse 00:46:04 - Dessert 00:48:27 - Two Month Ick Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 29 April 2025

SPONSORS: Head to https://acorns.com/firstdate or download the Acorns app to get started. On this episode of First Date with Lauren Compton, the hilarious Fiona Cauley is back—and she’s engaged! The two dive into wedding plans, dream dresses, and the unexpected challenges of choosing travel-friendly cities for wheelchair users. They also get into lying-for-surprises (men are weirdly good at it), staying friends with your ex, the bizarre sensitivity of belly buttons, and a wild meet-and-greet moment involving an actual fart. First Date Ep. 96 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:34 - Men's Surprises 00:11:08 - Appetizer Questions 00:17:54 - Main Course Questions 00:21:04 - Friends With Exes 00:27:27 - Honey Moon Trip 00:28:55 - No Ramps in Europe 00:31:32 - Christmas Sucks 00:33:53 - Egg Nog 00:36:35 - The Magic Button Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 22 April 2025

SPONSORS: -Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date Get ready to laugh your ass off on this wild episode of First Date as Lauren Compton sits down with the outrageously funny Dylan Sullivan! They dive into what not to do on a date, why being mysterious is the ultimate turn-on, and when Dylan flips on his “gay mode”—either to make women feel safe or signal that he’s down to play. From secret gay sauna shenanigans at Gold’s Gym to billionaire threesomes and post-birth vaginal wizardry (yes, you read that right), nothing is off-limits. Don’t miss this unfiltered, laugh-out-loud convo. Want more Dylan? Follow him on Instagram @‌dylanraysull, catch The Dylan Sullivan Show on YouTube, and don’t miss his wild and hilarious podcast Smudgehawks with Patrick Depari. First Date Ep. 95 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:32 - Appetizer Questions 00:03:13 - Respect The Server 00:06:15 - Mysterious is Sexy 00:08:23 - Gays Are Evil 00:10:40 - Main Course Questions 00:15:53 - Drinks Equal Problems 00:19:24 - Vices 00:21:55 - How To Have A Threesome 00:28:13 - Gold's Gym Secret 00:30:05 - The Pregnant Treatment 00:34:30 - Post Vagina Pregnancy 00:38:44 - Comin' Out 00:39:41 - Dessert Questions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 15 April 2025

SPONSORS: -For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to https://nutrafol.com, promo code DATE. On this episode of First Date with Lauren Compton, the hilarious Bridget Phetasy joins us for a wild ride through her rollercoaster life! She opens up about her past struggles with addiction, meeting her husband in a 12-step program, and embracing motherhood later in life. Lauren gets the inside scoop on parenting as Bridget shares tips from raising her 2-year-old. Catch Bridget on Dumpster Fire and Walk-Ins Welcome—and don’t forget to like, subscribe, and drop your craziest drug story in the comments! First Date Ep. 94 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:39 - Mom Brain Activated 00:06:16 - Appetizer Questions 00:08:29 - Heroin Ain't Hard 00:13:43 - Main Course Questions 00:16:55 - He's A Therapist... 00:18:33 - Dating History 00:22:42 - Fun Guys 00:26:56 - Pregnant to Menopause 00:32:08 - Nothing Like Being a Mom 00:36:51 - No Boob Food 00:41:38 - Babies Grow Too Fast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 8 April 2025

On this episode of First Date with Lauren Compton, we have the hilarious comedian Tyler Fischer! We dive into a wide range of topics, from men with surprisingly nice feet to Tyler's frustrations with the woke world and how that led him to become more conservative. Tyler shares the wildest story of being cheated on and how he found out, as well as the unexpected reason he's on a no-fly list. He opens up about what it was like having his dad come out of the closet and the time he tried to be gay. Plus, Tyler gives us all the tips and tricks he's learned in his 20 years of crazy dating experiences. Make sure to check out his Election Special on YouTube (@tythefisch) and explore more of his comedy content. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and comment with your own craziest story of being cheated on if you think it can top Tyler's! First Date Ep. 93 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:56 - Nice Man Feet 00:03:23 - Appetizer Questions 00:07:13 - Doggy Wingman 00:11:32 - Ex-Liberal 00:13:25 - Main Course Questions 00:15:58 - Getting Cheated On 00:19:41 - No Fly List 00:21:34 - Another Lawsuit 00:25:26 - Gay Dad 00:29:59 - Trying To Be Gay 00:35:04 - No More Alcohol 00:38:39 - Dessert Question Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 1 April 2025

SPONSORS: -Ready to take control of your money? Head to https://acorns.com/firstdate or download the Acorns app to get started. -Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://shopify.com/date , all lowercase. Lauren sits down with comedians Shawn and Lemaire, the hilarious producers of Matt and Shane’s Secret Podcast. They talk about how they met through comedy, women with no hobbies, farting vs. burping, and why Asian porn is so loud. Plus, Shawn reveals why he’s “gay” for keeping his house clean and they dive into Lauren’s pregnancy journey. Don’t miss their comedy show Optimum Noctis at Creek And The Cave Comedy Club in Austin, TX! Like, Subscribe, and Comment your thoughts on farting vs. burping! #FirstDate #ShawnGardini #LemaireLee #MattAndShanesSecretPodcast #Comedy #OptimumNoctis #AustinComedy First Date Ep. 92 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:56 - How They Met 00:02:26 - Meeting Women 00:07:14 - Appetizer Questions 00:13:05 - Girls Who Do Nothing 00:19:46 - Asians Are Loud In Bed 00:22:32 - Main Couse Questions 00:27:13 - Hot Anti-Vaxxers 00:31:20 - Lemaire's Royal Rumble 00:35:28 - We Want A Water Break 00:42:28 - Dessert Question Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 25 March 2025

SPONSORS: Head to https://nutrafol.com and use promo code DATE. On this episode of First Date with Lauren Compton, Lauren sits down with actress, singer, and all-around powerhouse Christy Carlson Romano for a hilarious and revealing deep dive into love, dating, and life in the spotlight. The two talk about karma babies—whether the universe really pays you back in the romance department—and spill the tea on dating actors (spoiler: they’re all kinda gay). They break down pick-up lines, man hands, and how Christy fell hard for the city of Austin. The conversation gets juicy as they dish on Matt Rife, serial cheaters, and Christy’s completely impossible proposal story—seriously, it’s next-level. Plus, Christy shares her intense experience on the reality competition show Special Forces and what it takes to push yourself to the limit. From Hollywood heartbreaks to hilarious dating disasters, this episode is packed with laughs, honesty, and a little bit of chaos—just the way we like it. Don’t miss it! First Date Ep. 91 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:22 - Appetizer Questions 00:06:24 - Karma Babies 00:10:04 - Dating Actors 00:15:19 - Rage Rooms, Cybertruck Hacks, & Indestructible Boobs 00:23:21 - Pickup Lines & Man Hands 00:27:57 - Austin & Matt Rife 00:32:39 - Cheating 00:38:02 - Dessert Question 00:41:41 - Wrap Up & Special Forces Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 18 March 2025

SPONSORS: - Try VIIA! https://viia.co/DATE and use code DATE! - Go to https://shopify.com/date to upgrade your selling today. On this episode of First Date, Lauren Compton chops it up with the always-hilarious Steve Rannazzisi! They imagine a world where men give birth, debate whether Lauren’s son is training to be her bodyguard, and crack up over Steve’s chaotic delivery room stories. Plus, they tackle the nightmare of teaching kids to drive, raising a tiny ladies' man, and how Lauren kinda… didn’t pick her baby’s name. Buckle up—it’s a wild one! First Date Ep. 90 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:06 - If Men Gave Birth 00:07:37 - Making a Body Guard 00:10:11 - Just Keep Swimming 00:15:48 - Home Birth Game Plan 00:18:12 - Drinks and Drugs During Labor 00:19:57 - Teaching Your Kid To Drive 00:23:03 - Judge Your Sons Girlfriends 00:26:30 - Steve Finding Love 00:29:34 - Big Coach Vibes 00:31:44 - Girl Best Friend 00:36:37 - Spin The Bottle 00:38:34 - Learning About 69 00:40:11 - Not Having Any Girls 00:43:42 - No Cash For The Kids 00:45:41 - Jacks Black 00:49:58 - Gay Baby 00:53:06 - Dealing with Kids Sports Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 11 March 2025

On this episode of First Date, Kill Tony star Drew Nickens opens up about his search for love, unexpected takes on children’s music, and the food choice that caught Lauren off guard. They bond over Harry Potter, laugh about his strip club birthday, and dive into some of his wildest dating stories. Things get personal, funny, and a little awkward when the fetish is brought up—don’t miss it. First Date Ep. 89 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:02 - Gifts 00:06:37 - Looking For Love 00:08:03 - Baby Bops 00:14:07 - Arcade Date 00:16:27 - Harry Potter Fans 00:19:44 - The Grammys 00:21:53 - Filipino Food Lover 00:25:25 - Sexy Time 00:30:42 - Lauren's TV Fame 00:36:32 - Drew At The Strip Club 00:42:19 - The Fetish 00:46:11 - The Sweetest Thing Drew Has Done Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 4 March 2025

SPONSORS: - Go to https://shopify.com/date to upgrade your selling today. - Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to https://nutrafol.com and use promo code DATE. On this week's episode, Lauren welcomes up-and-coming comedian Cristina Mariani on First Date. Cristina may think she's too weird for dating apps, but this first date will have you laughing out loud. Lauren gets Cristina talking about men's intentions, one night stands, and narcissistic exes. Cristina's assessments makes you think...this girl is definitely onto something. First Date Ep. 88 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:25 - Appetizer Questions 00:07:21 - Comedy Material 00:11:27 - Quick Detour 00:16:35 - Her Type 00:21:31 - Men's Bad Intentions 00:29:50 - One Night Stands & Narcissists 00:39:07 - Dessert Question Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 25 February 2025

On this episode of First Date, host Lauren Compton sits down with comedian Dylan Carlino for a hilarious deep dive into gay vs. straight dating—where, in the gay world, being hot is the real deal-breaker. Dylan shares his journey from "fat guy" to "newly hot," while they dish on Lauren’s Playboy past and her boyfriend’s mind-blowing celebrity exes. They also swap wild hookup stories, explore the realities of catfishing in the gay community, and debate whether Lauren will, in fact, be a hot mom. First Date Ep. 87 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Horny and Long Intro 00:01:35 - If He's Hot Though.... 00:03:01 - Newly Hot 00:13:29 - Gays Would Like You 00:16:44 - Do You Go on Dates? 00:19:52 - Hot Moms 00:21:24 - Playboy Experience 00:23:31 - Coming Out 00:27:16 - Fat Past 00:30:00 - Keep The Saunas Separate 00:32:16 - Gay Fun Facts 00:34:33 - Hate for Playboy 00:37:19 - Gays Having Sex With Girls 00:38:51 - Wildest Place for Sex Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 18 February 2025

SPONSORS: - Head to https://acorns.com/firstdate or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today! - Go to https://shopify.com/date to upgrade your selling today. - Go to https://zocdoc.com/DATE to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today! On this week's episode of First Date, Lauren welcomes comic Sara Weinshenk. Lauren and Sara get into their vices, hobbies, and distaste of NFTs. Some truths come out about their real feelings about Italian and British men. Sara has a hot model boyfriend with kids, which somehow evolves into conversation about eating placenta and nipple squeezes. First Date Ep. 86 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:43 - Italian Men & British Dentists 00:07:30 - Vices 00:15:02 - Hobbies 00:19:42 - Family Introductions 00:22:49 - Kids are Tiring 00:26:18 - NFTs 00:28:55 - Model Man 00:31:22 - Pregnancy Kinda Sucks 00:38:32 - Breast Milk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 11 February 2025

SPONSORS: - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/date or through my promo code FIRSTDATE. - Try VIIA Hemp! https://viia.co/DATE and use code DATE! On this episode of First Date with Lauren Compton, comedian Joey Avery talks about everything from the weird and painful experience of flying to the art of catching day-fades and creating the perfect vibe. He shares his journey into stand-up comedy, and he and Lauren dive into the topic of ayahuasca and its mind-expanding possibilities. Lauren opens up about "peeing for two" while pregnant, and Joey recounts a wild story about crazy sex in a library. They also get into the chaos of planning a proposal while dealing with a meth-head squatter. Tune in for a hilarious, unfiltered conversation you won’t want to miss! First Date Ep. 85 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT) or visit www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. Max. $200 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: dkng.co/dk-offer-terms. Ends 2/9/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:52 - The Pain of Planes 00:02:23 - Peeing For Two 00:04:37 - Am I Retarded? 00:06:57 - Back To Your Ex 00:10:11 - The Day Fade 00:14:12 - Starting Comedy 00:17:56 - We're Having Kids 00:19:05 - Shhh...Let's Have Sex 00:25:14 - Close To Dying 00:26:45 - Rain Man Daddy 00:29:16 - Baby Showers 00:31:51 - Get It Out Of The System 00:33:25 - Dealing with Meth Heads 00:35:11 - The Engagement 00:40:24 - Content Blowing Up 00:43:13 - Stick To The Sketches Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 4 February 2025

SPONSORS: - Go to https://shopify.com/date to start selling with Shopify today. On this episode of First Date with Lauren Compton, NFL legend Adam "Pacman" Jones gets real about Atlanta strip clubs (and their surprisingly great food), how he met his wife at one, and the moments that shaped him as a person and athlete. They discuss his hidden talents in art and music, his superstar athlete kids, what it takes to be a great parent, and even debate whether we’ve really been to the moon. Don’t miss this fun, unfiltered conversation! First Date Ep. 85 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:13 - Strip Club Date 00:07:00 - Meeting His Wife 00:11:05 - Smelling The Locker Room 00:14:12 - Defining Moments 00:17:55 - The Best Arrest 00:23:05 - Did We Go To The Moon? 00:30:19 - Mad Pacman 00:32:42 - Pac's Places 00:35:37 - Pac Drops Heat 00:39:40 - Parenting 101 00:42:20 - What It Takes To Be Great Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 28 January 2025

On this episode of First Date with Lauren Compton, comedian Bruce Bruce talks about everything from his upcoming Netflix special to his unexpected fear of dogs. He explains why Atlanta is the best place for strip clubs and opens up about his views on open relationships and the struggles of swingers. Bruce Bruce also shares his thoughts on women—how they’re crazy but also brilliant—and offers insight into his past relationships, family, and how he met his wife. With his "do it to it" mindset, he talks about providing for his loved ones and how he proposed to his lovely wife. Tune in for a hilarious and heartfelt conversation! First Date Ep. 83 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:37 - Bruce Bruce 00:01:10 - WWE: Live 00:03:02 - Scared of Dogs 00:05:08 - Strip Club Lovin' 00:11:11 - Open Relationships 00:18:22 - Family Man 00:26:15 - Meeting His Wife 00:30:40 - This Lady Needs a Baby Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 21 January 2025

SPONSORS: - Try VIIA! https://viia.co/DATE and use code DATE! - Head to https://acorns.com/firstdate or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today! - Go to https://shopify.com/date to start selling with Shopify today. On this week's episode, Lauren chats it up with comedian Dave Landau! Dave is a married man, but he's got a past as a bad boy that Lauren can't help but be curious about. Dave tells some wild stories about run-ins with the law and the things that go down in basements. The duo also talk about twins, wild girls, a bad experience Lauren had kissing a guy, drinking habits, exes, sentimental dad stuff, and remembering a time when everyone smoked cigarettes in public. Dave also answers a very deeply personal dessert question that proves to be some pretty solid advice. Enjoy! First Date Ep. 82 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:48 - Marriage, Siblings, & Twins 00:06:45 - Criminal History 00:13:28 - Bad Boy 00:21:15 - Wild Girls & Bad Kissing 00:29:06 - Drinking Habits & Exes 00:35:14 - Remember When Everyone Smoked Cigarettes? 00:41:50 - Dave's Dad 00:44:13 - Dessert 00:45:59 - Wrap Up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 14 January 2025

SPONSORS: Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/date or through my promo code FIRSTDATE. Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to https://ZocDoc.com/DATE to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. On this week’s episode, Lauren chats with comedian, Kyle Dunnigan! Kyle talks about his impressions, his dating history and his intention to stop dating (whether he means stop altogether or stop because he found a life partner remains unclear). They also dive into the idea of soulmates, Kyle educates Lauren about souls, Lauren educates Kyle about how much a Facebook profile ages a person, and the two get into discussion about line jumping at theme parks. Don’t miss this first date, you might learn a thing or two! First Date Ep. 81 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org (CT) or visit http://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. Max. $200 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: http://dkng.co/dk-offer-terms . Ends 2/9/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:18 - Dating Goals & Line Jumping 00:07:45 - Best & Worst Date 00:12:54 - Facebook & Impressions 00:16:57 - Jealousy 00:21:44 - Soulmates & The Afterlife 00:28:12 - Questions, Contrarians, & Stock Tips 00:33:52 - Tasting Menu 00:40:01 - Dessert 00:43:27 - Wrap Up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 7 January 2025

SPONSORS: - Try VIIA! https://bit.ly/viiadate and use code DATE! On this week’s episode, Lauren sits down with the hilariously unfiltered Ari Matti! They dive into wild topics like women hitting their "mentally broken phase" at 30, Ari’s unique taste in women (it’s all about the vibe!), his love for piercings, trashy tattoos, and women with a fat pussy. Plus, they trade stories about romance, including one of the most over-the-top gestures Lauren’s made involving sushi and nudity. It’s raw, hilarious, and full of unforgettable moments you don’t want to miss! First Date Ep. 80 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 31 December 2024