Mark Normand: New Baby, New Netflix Special | First Date with Lauren Compton

First Date with Lauren Compton

YMH Studios

Comedy Interviews, Sexuality, Comedy, Health & Fitness, Relationships, Society & Culture

4.7 • 940 Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2026

⏱️ 48 minutes

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The End is Ari's new storytelling show! It's almost here! Premieres April 16 on https://theend.ymhstudios.com/ . Presale pricing only available for a short time! You get 7 full, hour long episodes of completely unfiltered stories for $24.99. Afterwards, the price will increase so get it now! SPONSORS: - Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date On this episode of First Date, Mark Normand gets real about dad life, marriage, and the chaos of raising an extroverted baby—all with his signature unfiltered humor. He dives into mud kitchens, resolving fights with his wife, splitting finances, and even writing jokes about his little one. Along the way, Mark shares hilarious takes on snoring problems, love languages, and the wild moments that make family life unforgettable. Catch Mark’s new Netflix special, None Too Pleased, streaming now! Follow Mark Normand: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@marknormand Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/marknormand/ Website: https://www.marknormand.com/ First Date Ep. 144 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://www.instagram.com/firstdateshow https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:55 - Mark's Dad Life 00:06:30 - Mud Kitchens For Kids 00:08:32 - Resolving Fights In Marriage 00:10:15 - Old Viral Youtube Videos 00:14:14 - Reality Tv Shows 00:15:25 - Splitting Finances 00:16:09 - The Wife Cooks 00:18:35 - Lauren's DUI 00:22:09 - Favorite Comedy Spots 00:23:53 - Having An Extrovert Baby 00:25:13 - Mark's Snoring Problem 00:27:01 - Writing Jokes About The Baby 00:29:34 - Making Cocktails With Breastmilk 00:32:33 - Choosing A C-Section Birth 00:35:21 - Mark's New Special 00:38:04 - Mark's Love Languages 00:39:24 - Getting Mugged 3 Times 00:43:01 - Getting Bed Bugs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm so excited to see you tonight.
0:06.0	First date, baby.
0:10.0	First date. I can't wait.
0:14.0	First date.
0:18.0	What is up, you guys?
0:19.0	Thank you for watching another episode of First Date. My guest today is back for his third date. He has a brand new special out on Netflix. It's called None Too Pleased. Give it up for Mark Norman. Hey, good to be back. Third time's a charm, baby, and you've changed. And you are still wearing sunglasses.
0:39.0	Well, I'm deathly hung over. This is the first thing.
0:42.9	I was hung over on the last pod, but I'm trying to push through.
0:46.7	I'm dying here.
0:47.8	What were you drinking?
0:49.8	Bodega Cat Whiskey at the bar last night, and we went way too long and way too hard. Sounds like a good time? I think it was. My ass all hurts, and I woke up crying, but I'm good. How long are you in Austin for? I leave Mniana to go to LA. So this is it. I squeezed you in there, Preggo. Oh, thank you. How thoughtful. You got three boobs now. I know, which one's bigger? I'd say the gut. Don't answer that. Now, are you feeding? I was breastfeeding. Wow. I stopped at 13 months. Okay. That's fair.
1:28.5	About 13 months. It's hard to do.
1:29.3	It's been one week dry boobs.
1:31.7	Whoa.
1:33.5	Really?
1:34.2	Nothing left in there?
1:35.5	It's tapped?
1:36.6	Yeah, you have to slowly wean yourself off.
1:39.2	Sure.
1:40.1	Boy or girl?
1:41.2	Boy.
1:41.9	All right.
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