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First Date with Lauren Compton

Lucas Zelnick: How To Get Back With Your Ex | First Date with Lauren Compton

First Date with Lauren Compton

YMH Studios

Relationships, Health & Fitness, Sexuality, Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7900 Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2025

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

SPONSORS: - Head to https://Wayfair.com right now to shop all things home. Comedian Lucas Zelnick sits down with Lauren Compton for a first date that’s equal parts hilarious and uncomfortably honest. From saying “I love you” too soon and touring with his girlfriend, to growing up Jewish and having guilty orgasms on mushrooms — nothing is off the table. Lucas opens up about relationships, faith, body count logic, and how to actually keep things happy when love gets real. Lauren brings the charm (and chaos), and somehow they end up talking about poop, God, and emotional maturity in the same breath. 💘 Subscribe for new First Dates every week with Lauren Compton — where comedians get flirty, funny, and way too real. 📲 *Follow Lucas Zelnick:* Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lucaszelnick/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lucaszelnick YouTube: @LucasZelnickComedy First Date Ep. 130 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://www.instagram.com/firstdateshow https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:47 - Lucas's Love Life 00:07:47 - You Have To Be Agreeable On A First Date 00:10:12 - When Do You Say "I Love You." 00:12:44 - Believing God 00:15:05 - Getting Back With Her 00:16:10 - Touring With My Girlfriend 00:20:54 - Guilty Orgasms On Mushrooms 00:25:25 - Going To Private School/Stanford 00:29:30 - Growing Up Jewish 00:32:40 - Finding Out Lauren's Body Count 00:37:16 - Body Count Logic Is Broken 00:40:18 - How To Keep A Happy Relationship Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Season C's apply. I'm so excited to see you tonight.

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First date, baby.

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First date, I can't wait.

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First date.

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What's up, you guys? Welcome to another show of First Date. My guest today is on tour

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all over America. You can get tickets at www.com, LucasZelnick.com. Give it up for Lucas Zelnick.

0:49.2

It's a pleasure to be here. Thank you for coming on. Thank you for, yeah, thank you.

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