I'm so excited to see you tonight.

First date, baby.

First date.

I can't wait.

First date.

What's up, you guys?

Welcome to another episode of First Date. My guest today is a super funny comedian. She does stand up all over. She's in New York. You can get tickets to see her at Natalie Cuomo.com. Give it up for Natalie Cuomo. Hey. Thank you for coming on. Thanks for having me. When did you get to Austin? Um, yesterday. Is it your first time? I was here in

2021, but a lot has changed. A lot's changed. Yeah, it's so different now. Do you live in New York? Yeah.

Do you like New York? I love, I'm from there. I grew up there. Okay. Yeah. How many tattoos do you

have? I don't know. I haven't like fully counted because I don't know what counts as one, but maybe like 70, 80.

Do you give them on your chest?

Yeah.

Do you have them on your back?

My chest, my legs, like, yeah.

When did, how old are you?

I'm 31. When did you start getting tattoos? Maybe 18. Wow. It's been a journey. What's your favorite? People always ask, I don't know, I like the butterfly in my hand, I guess. Let me see it. That's a pretty one. Thank you. Are they all the same color? Do you have any colored tattoos? I have one red one.

What is it? It's a dragon. Where is it? It's like on my, it's like goes all the way here.

Oh, okay. Yeah. I have one tattoo and it's also red and it's a kiss on my butt. Oh, I love that.

That's so fun. I heard that Chipotle is having a deal coming up. I saw that. If you go to Chipotle and you show them. You get like free gawk or something? It's a buy one, get one free. Burrito or whatever. If you show them a tattoo. It's because if people always say, oh, you look like a Chipotle bag is that what they tell you i think so yeah and you're like oh chipotle's a million

dollar business thank you oh i didn't even i've never heard that really i was thinking that was

the correlation why they give you a free no but that's hilarious no i just i don't know what to do because i love Chipotle. I had Chipotle today for lunch. Oh, but you don't want to show them your butt. Yeah. What do, I can't go in there and be like, look at my tattoo. You know, maybe you won't even have to buy one, get one free. That's like sexual assault. Is it, if you ask for permission first, then they're probably going to be like. But I don't want to show them my butt. So do I get another tattoo?

Yeah. sexual assault. Is it, if you ask for permission first, then they're probably going to do. But I don't want to show them my butt.

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