Dating a Stay-At-Home Boyfriend w/ Yvette Segan | First Date with Lauren Compton

First Date with Lauren Compton

YMH Studios

Comedy Interviews, Sexuality, Comedy, Health & Fitness, Relationships, Society & Culture

4.7 • 940 Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2026

⏱️ 60 minutes

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0:00.0	Welcome to a world of infinite worlds, a world of adventure, possibility and happily ever afters.
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0:30.1	I'm so excited to see you tonight.
0:35.9	First day, baby.
0:40.0	First date, I can't wait.
0:44.0	First date.
0:48.0	What is up, you guys?
0:49.5	Thank you for watching another episode of First Date.
0:51.8	My guest today is a stand-up comic.
0:53.9	She's also the host of the Friend Crush Project podcast. You know, I have a teleprompter right there. I could have looked, but you made me feel like that's the easiest part to remember. And I'm like, well, then I'm not going to look at it. That's exactly why it's there. I bullied you. I fucked to your process. I'm not going to look at it. I'm so sorry. It's a touch to you.
1:30.8	I can't believe I got in your head like that. I can't believe how easy it was to get you. Hold on. Let me pronounce your name correctly first now that we've talked about that too. Give it up for Yvette Sagan. That's me. Thanks guys. Thanks for having me. It's so nice to meet you thank you for coming on good day okay so um let's get into your dating life oh my god right away i mean use me into
1:39.5	what a what a better okay put your hand on my knee i can't reach reach it. I would. I know. We're too far apart.
1:45.7	Okay. This is a long distance relationship. This moment is absolutely. Yeah. So we're on a date right now. Is that?
1:54.7	Well, can we be? We can be. Are you a little gay? No. Me neither. Fuck. I'm not. I've thought about it um and i've landed on i'm not
2:03.7	i'm not really gay enough to say it but i've i've kissed a woman or two in my lifetime and
2:08.9	i was like okay i don't think i mean i feel like
2:15.2	i don't know you're not gay i'm not gay yeah I'm not gay either okay are you dating anybody
2:22.8	I I am actually dating someone right now how long have you been dating this person so disgustingly
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