Sean Patton’s Guide to the Perfect NYC First Date | First Date with Lauren Compton

First Date with Lauren Compton

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Comedy Interviews, Sexuality, Comedy, Health & Fitness, Relationships, Society & Culture

4.7 • 940 Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2026

⏱️ 57 minutes

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SPONSORS: Check out the new show from Ian Fidance "IAN DO: AN ODD GUY DOIN ODD JOBS" new episodes every other Tuesday! / @ianfidancecomedy Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date Lauren Compton is joined by comedian Sean Patton, who walks her through the perfect first date in New York City—*from *Shake Shack to walking the High Line and everything in between. Sean breaks down where to go, how to catch a real vibe, and how to end the night the right way, while mixing in stories about NYC drinking laws, dating fails, Texas BBQ, and why simple plans beat fancy ones every time. 👉 Find Sean Patton’s tour dates, specials, and socials: https://linktr.ee/seanpattoncomedian First Date Ep. 138 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://www.instagram.com/firstdateshow https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:35 - Mardi Gras 00:04:29 - Texas BBQ 00:07:08 - BBQ Hook Up Fail Story 00:10:03 - How Sean Met His Love 00:12:57 - Missing Spots For Her 00:18:11 - What Is The Perfect NYC First Date? 00:25:33 - Secret NY Drinking Laws 00:27:20 - Lauren Prefers Shake Shack Over Michelin Star Restaurants 00:30:27 - Back To The Perfect NYC First Date 00:35:01 - How To Catch A Serious Vibe On A First Date 00:39:48 - Ending The Perfect First Date 00:43:14 - Old Austin Rainey Street 00:44:34 - Comedy Festival's Then And Now 00:46:42 - Weird Austin Corporate Comedy Story 00:51:38 - Where To Find Sean! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm so excited to see you tonight.
0:06.0	First date, baby.
0:10.0	First date. I can't wait.
0:14.0	First date.
0:18.0	What is up? Thank you for tuning in to another episode of First Date.
0:21.7	You can see my guest today on tour all over the country.
0:24.3	And you may recognize him from FX's English teacher.
0:27.6	Give it up for Sean Patton.
0:31.4	It's actual people clapping.
0:34.7	This is awkward for...
0:35.9	That's awkward for a first date.
0:37.4	It's my live studio audience behind the control room. Yes. I'm not going to, I'm not going to look in that direction because I'll get nervous. Trying to stay confident. Stay confident. Stay confident. Trying to stay confident in the moment. Where are you from? New Orleans, Louisiana. That's fun. Yeah. Yep.
1:01.0	And then my parents moved us to the suburbs of New Orleans when I was a teenager, which, you know, suburbs, you know.
1:04.5	Have you had some good Mardi Gras?
1:05.8	A lot.
1:07.4	A lot of good Mardi Gras.
1:08.2	Yeah.
1:09.4	Have you ever been to Mardi Gras?
1:10.8	Not in New Orleans. Elaborate. I've seen like martygras parades in L.A. I don't think that's really Mardi Gras though. I think that's just women with new boob jobs showing off. Showing off for beads. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I don't think, I don't know if that the parade, I don't know which came first,
1:30.9	the Mardi Gras other parade.
1:32.3	I'm going to guess the parade.
1:34.1	But, yeah, there are a lot of boobs in New Orleans during Mardi Gras, but not in the parades.
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