Timmy No Brakes: Jacket Stays On | First Date with Lauren Compton

First Date with Lauren Compton

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Sexuality, Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Health & Fitness

4.7 • 900 Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2025

⏱️ 42 minutes

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0:00.0	I'm so excited to see you tonight.
0:06.0	First date, baby.
0:10.0	First date.
0:11.0	I can't wait.
0:14.0	First date.
0:18.0	Hello and welcome to another episode of First Date with me as your host, Lauren Compton.
0:22.7	My next guest today is a killed Tony golden ticket winner.
0:26.7	He performs all over the country.
0:28.7	He's been in some legendary rooms.
0:30.6	You can watch his stand up literally anywhere.
0:32.7	Give it up for Timmy, no breaks.
0:34.3	What's up?
0:35.8	Make it loud.
0:36.7	Give me some claps. Thank you you thank you very much it's
0:40.4	great to be here this is uh you're fucking sex dungeon what is this um no i took all the sexy
0:48.4	am i able to say fuck by the way yes fuck did it feel good that felt Fuck. So we're on a date. Aren't you married? I am married. So you're like Polly or something? No. Oh. But I want to find out what it's like to date you. Oh, it's pretty good. It's pretty good. I'm hard all the time. So I'm like good to go.
1:11.7	Isn't that hard?
1:13.2	Yeah, that's a good pun.
1:14.3	I like what you did there.
1:15.7	Are you a golden ticket winner?
1:17.4	I don't think so.
1:18.4	Oh, okay.
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