I'm so excited to see you tonight.

First date, baby.

First date.

I can't wait.

First date.

Hello and welcome to another episode of first date. My guest today is a regular at the Comedy Mothership. He's the co-host of the Solid Show. Give it up for Derek Poston. Oh my God, that's crazy. You're so professional. Thank you. It's the only part of the show that is professional, though. Okay. Because the person I was talking to a couple of minutes before that was like,

who was that, that girl was crazy?

You know what I mean?

And you broke into professional law. That was cool. The song was fire, too. Thank you. That was really awesome. They made that. It's a vibe. Thanks. This is nice. I'm excited. I don't know what this is. I'm really excited.

You like me, you like my set?

I love this.

I think they crushed it.

Also, I haven't been on a first date in 10 years.

Because you're married, right? Married man. How long have you been married? Been married for going on two years. Two years. Wow. Two years and then, but a little over two years now, but me and my wife been together 10 years and we've been married the whole time we moved in after three days of dating three days of dating we moved in locked in how did you guys meet uh i met her outside of a comedy i didn't know she was a comedian oh my wife's comedian but i didn't know she was a comedian i met her just there was a comedy club in a mall in san diego so i'm just in the mall. So I just thought this was a beautiful girl.

Were you a conic at this time?

Yeah.

Okay.

So did you know who she was? No. Okay. I'm just at the mall thinking I'm seeing a baby. Was she funny or hot or both? I mean, she's super. But at this time, I'm thinking this is just a girl in the mall. I have no idea she's a comedian. Oh, okay, okay, okay.

I'm just walking by a woman and I see her, I'm like, yo, yo, what's up, girl?

You got a perfect smile.

I'm just talking to her.

And she's like, oh, thank you.

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