I Refuse To Live With My Wife w/ Ian Edwards | First Date with Lauren Compton

First Date with Lauren Compton

YMH Studios

Comedy Interviews, Sexuality, Comedy, Health & Fitness, Relationships, Society & Culture

4.7 • 940 Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2025

⏱️ 42 minutes

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SPONSORS: - Go to https://RO.CO/FIRSTDATE for your free insurance check. Comedian Ian Edwards sits down with Lauren for a First Date full of chaos: people think he’s a UPS driver, he’s a quiet vegan, peppermint is apparently “Black pumpkin spice,” and he may or may not watch a certain website too much. They talk pet peeves, rotting ducks, fake calmness, and why Ian refuses to live with a partner… ever. 👉 IG: https://www.instagram.com/ianedwardscomic 👉 https://linktr.ee/ianedwardscomic First Date Ep. 128 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://www.instagram.com/firstdateshow https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:54 - Ian's Mistaken Identity 00:05:45 - The One That Got Away 00:08:39 - Ian's Type Of "Monogamy" 00:09:35 - "You're a VEGAN??" 00:13:16 - The Black Man's Pumpkin Spice 00:18:02 - Ian's Addictions 00:21:08 - What Are You're Pet Peeves? 00:23:33 - Being Calm Is EXHAUSTING 00:25:32 - Lauren's Duck Conundrum 00:28:51 - Ian's Big Relationship Fear 00:32:54 - Ian's Plan To A Successful Marriage 00:38:20 - The 2 Year Scare Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm so excited to see you tonight.
0:06.0	First date, baby.
0:10.0	First date.
0:11.0	I can't wait.
0:14.0	First date.
0:18.0	What's up, you guys?
0:19.0	Welcome to another episode of First Date. My guest today is a long-time friend of
0:24.2	mine. We go way back. He is a super funny comedian. I've even gotten to open for him. What a dream
0:30.2	come true. You can also check out his new special on YouTube now. It's called Untitled. Give it up for Ian Edwards.
0:36.3	We've got people clapping and everything. That's dope. Man, I'm so glad you're here. I've been wanting to get you on my show forever. I know. Compton, I remember when you told me about the show before it even existed. Mm-hmm. And, yeah, we were doing a show at, I forgot where. Creek. The creek. Yeah, yeah.
0:54.4	And you told me that was going to happen.
0:56.5	That was going to happen.
0:57.4	And it's shit.
0:58.2	It's happening.
0:58.5	And here we are.
0:59.4	And here we are.
1:00.1	Yeah.
1:00.8	So has anything new happened?
1:03.1	Just anything new in general.
1:05.8	I'm still alive.
1:07.2	Congrats.
1:08.3	That's cool.
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