I'm so excited to see you tonight.

First date, baby.

First date.

I can't wait.

First date.

Hello, and welcome to another episode of first date. My guest today is a very funny comedian. He's the host of the Yannis Pappas Hour, History Hyenas. And he has a new special out called Property Owner. Give it up for Yannas Pappas. Thank you. Thank you guys in the back. I appreciate that. There's a lot of people here on our first day. Man, I've wanted

you to come to first date for like so long. I wanted to be here for first date for so long. I think I even slid into your DMs like a year ago. I think you did. And I was like, hey, do you want to come on my show? Yeah, I got excited. And then I saw it was for a podcast invite and I was like, oh. That's right.

Pretty girl should have known it was for something other than a first date. Damn. Yeah, but I'm married, so I'm joking. Yeah. You live in New York? I live in New York City. I'm from New York City. I'm from Brooklyn, New York. I live in New York. And like all comedians, I come once in a while and pretend to like Austin. but you don't really like Austin

it's so different than New York. Well, the heat's a little oppressive. Yeah. Yeah. I can understand why racism persisted for so long down here. But. People are just surly. I mean, yeah, it's just. Our mood changes. Yeah. We go from really kind.

Yes. Austinites. Yeah.

To like fucking assholes in the summer.

Yes. And yeah, I'm not used to people being nice to me. People just start talking to you here.

Like even at a restaurant, someone was sitting next to me. He was like, hey, is this your first time here? And I'm like, oh, we're not at the same table. We're at different tables.

Like, your conversation's supposed to be to that person at your table. And my conversation is

with my best friend, my phone. I was sitting there watching the game like this. I mean,

what? Is there anything inviting about watching somebody going like this? No. It's like, leave me alone. But you know, it is weird. Like, I think that like I used to go to restaurants by myself all the time. Did you? Oh, yeah. You can do that and be fine, right? Oh, I loved it. If I go there, they're like, there's a restaurant.

Well, people think I'm lonely. Yeah. Like I want, like I want. Like, no. My phone. You bring your phone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I would sit there and like, I have just, I'm just fine, just ordering whatever I want, just like being by myself, having a good time. Do guys come up and try their hand?

I, of course.

You stood up?

That's what I'm saying.

I look lonely. Like, I look like I need a Prince Charming to come talk to me. And I'm just like, no. I don't want the free drink. Being a pretty girl is like just being a celebrity your whole life. And then if you get popularity, you're like double.

People look at you like double.

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