Joe DeRosa Got ZERO Likes On Dating Apps | First Date with Lauren Compton

First Date with Lauren Compton

YMH Studios

Comedy Interviews, Sexuality, Comedy, Health & Fitness, Relationships, Society & Culture

4.7 • 940 Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2026

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Check out Joe DeRosa's new podcast Vile and Horrendous Pull up a chair and listen to what Joe does best: piss and moan! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWvLI8xCAa0 Gape your 4th eye with Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell's new podcast Mystery Boys and get to the bottom of what's really going on in the world: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-i3EV1v5hLdsQknDbyTEDhROmB-qoGg7 Comedian Joe DeRosa joins Lauren Compton for a chaotic and painfully honest episode of First Date. Joe talks about officially moving to Austin full-time, life after heartbreak, surviving dating apps with absolutely zero matches, and figuring out who he actually is now. They get into bad flirting, people using people, why paddle boarding is terrible, the sacred art of the bar crawl, and the difference between trying to impress someone versus actually vibing with them. Joe’s new podcast Vile & Horrendous is out now on YouTube through YMH Studios and everywhere podcasts are available. Follow Joe DeRosa:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/joederosacomedy/ Watch Vile & Horrendous on YouTube via YMH Studios First Date Ep. 153 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://www.instagram.com/firstdateshow https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro00:03:04 - Joe's Moved To Austin Fulltime00:06:14 - A Year After Heartbreak00:11:48 - Trying Dating Apps00:16:54 - Joe's Type00:23:55 - People Using People00:28:12 - Paddle Boarding SUCKS00:33:02 - The Bar Crawl Ritual00:35:57 - This Isn't Working Lauren...00:40:46 - Impressing Vs. Vibing00:45:39 - Who Is Joe Now?00:51:47 - Small Talk Is Draining00:58:05 - I'm Not Actually Alpha Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Attention all passengers.
0:03.0	The Uber ride for Mark and Jamal's romantic weekend will depart in four minutes from Platform 6.
0:10.0	Your ride comes with a rolling countryside sunset view and a table seat ideal for playing footsie beneath.
0:17.0	Thank you for booking your tickets on Uber.
0:20.0	Trains on Uber.
0:21.6	I'm so excited to see you tonight.
0:26.6	First date, baby.
0:29.6	First day, baby.
0:32.6	First day, I can't wait.
0:36.6	First day. First date I can't wait First date
0:38.4	Welcome back to another episode of first date.
0:44.2	My guest today has a brandy podcast at YMH
0:46.8	It's called Vile and Horrendous.
0:48.3	Give it up for Joe DeRosa.
0:50.8	Hi.
0:51.7	You're one of my faves.
0:52.9	Thanks.
0:53.5	This is a third date.
0:55.1	I know.
0:55.8	Can you say it with a smile?
0:59.4	I want a divorce.
1:02.2	What happened?
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