Tuesdays with Stories!

Mark goes to Ithaca with Raj Belani and, as always, the Tesla bites him in the d*ck! Joe premieres his Tom Dustin doc with Salacuse in the Q&A chair! Check out the dates for Tom Dustin: Portrait of a Comedian at  https://punchup.live/tomdustindoc ! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and sign up for your $1 per month Shopify trial at https://www.shopify.com/TUESDAYS - Get your free trial of ShipStation with the code TUESDAYS at https://www.shipstation.com - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for new customers of 15% off + a FREE gift (Minimum $75 purchase) with code TUESDAYS15 at https://huel.com/TUESDAYS15

Transcribed - Published: 13 May 2025

We’re talking LADIES… ladies and gentlemen. Mark heads to Asheville, Bristol, and does Ari Shaffir’s Renamed Storyteller Show. Joe sells out the Wilbur again, and gets into a dust up at the crosswalk! It’s Tuesdays!!! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 15% off Raycon’s entire site. Head to https://www.buyraycon.com/TUESDAYS - Get your first month of BlueChew for free, just pay $5 shipping. Get ready to have better sex & use promo code TUESDAYS at https://www.bluechew.com - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try and get on your way to being your best self at https://www.betterhelp.com/tuesdays

Transcribed - Published: 6 May 2025

We’re attacking the celluloid with this one and getting into plot holes, baby!! Mark oversleeps in Napa Valley, but the main event is Joe getting into the nitty gritty of his new special! Behind the scenes on The Truth spitting the truth! It’s Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list   - Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Sheath order with  code TUESGAYS at https://www.sheathunderwear.com - Support the show and get 15% off your Huel order, plus a free gift (Minimum $75 purchase) with code TUESDAYS15 at https://huel.com/tuesdays15

Transcribed - Published: 29 April 2025

After a life-changing phone call ruins the original recording, Markus and Jojo are back in the saddle to talk about Mark’s lies continuing going to the home of one Mr. Kid Rock with Tony Hinchcliffe! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Sheath order with code TUESGAYS at https://www.sheathunderwear.com - Support the show and get 15% off your Huel order, plus a free gift (Minimum $75 purchase) with code TUESDAYS15 at https://huel.com/tuesdays15

Transcribed - Published: 22 April 2025

We’re talking popcorn, pizza and peanuts baby!! Mark heads down to the Bahamas with the new baby and gets sun kissed. Joe is in Pompano Beach for the wedding of Mike Vecchione and Katie Hannigan, along with Dan Soder, Big Jay, Ari and more! He get peer pressured into telling a joke and upsets fellow guests! It’s Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list -Support the show and sign up for your $1 per month trial period of Shopify. Head to https://www.shopify.com/tuesdays - Support the show & try your first month of BlueChew for free, just pay $5 for shipping. Use code TUESDAYS at https://www.bluechew.com - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Support the show and get 10% off your first month. Head to https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS

Transcribed - Published: 15 April 2025

Joe kicks comedy to the curb an afternoon when he becomes a photography assistant! Mark is forced to censor his set in Reno! It’s Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and sign up for your $1 per month trial period of Shopify. Head to https://www.shopify.com/tuesdays - Support the show and get 20% off Raycon’s entire site. Head to https://www.buyraycon.com/TUESDAYS

Transcribed - Published: 8 April 2025

Mark is witness to an underage planned fistfight film shoot on his stoop! Joe's acting career is blooming (unrelated)! Mark goes on Adam Ray's Dr. Phil Live with Andrew Santino and Chevy Chase! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show & try your first month of BlueChew for free, just pay $5 for shipping. Use code TUESDAYS at https://www.bluechew.com - Support the show and get 15% off your Huel order, plus a free gift (Minimum $75 purchase) with code TUESDAYS15 at https://huel.com/tuesdays15

Transcribed - Published: 1 April 2025

Papa Joe's voice is blown! But the boys still manage to compare Ace Ventura and Confucius, talk about Joe's boot-scootin' time in Nashville, and still have time for Mark to blow Salacuse! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Sheath order with  code TUESGAYS at https://www.sheathunderwear.com - Support the show and make the switch to ShipStation. Sign up for your free trial today with the code TUESDAYS at https://www.shipstation.com - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try and get on your way to being your best self at https://www.betterhelp.com/tuesdays

Transcribed - Published: 25 March 2025

Joe heads to Milwaukee to do Adam Ray's Dr. Phil Live, while Mark attempts a family outing with the new bambino and has to battle a hobo on the train! Joe has a great homecoming at Grove 34 in Astoria judging a roast battle that reinvigorates the man, and Mark closes the show with a BIIIIIIIG apology! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and try BlueChew for free, just pay $5 shipping with code TUESDAYS at https://www.bluechew.com - Support the show and get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp therapy. Head to https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS - Try VIIA with code TUESDAYS at https://viia.co/TUESDAYS

Transcribed - Published: 18 March 2025

Markus heads out to Minneapolis to do an arena with Shane Gillis to do comedy IN THE ROUND like the Shakespearean comic that he is! Andrew Schulz is in town doing his special and all the boys are partying! Joe’s going down to Key West with Louis CK, and gets paired up with a chatty nightmare on the way to Florida! Then - a stomach bug attacks! It’s Tuesdays!! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and sign up for you $1 per month trial period. Head to https://www.shopify.com/tuesdays - Support the show and get 50% off your 1 st Factor box, plus free shipping. Use code FACTORPODCAST at https://www.factormeals.com/FACTORPODCAST

Transcribed - Published: 11 March 2025

We are IN IT, everybody! Mark is living with his parents for TEN DAYS! Joe goes to see Little Women and is blown away with the lead - who's related to him! Mark does a set at a supper club, gets offered a hook up - and then hits up the club for a Valentine's Day dinner, 24 hours before the big day! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get up to 20% off your Raycon order at https://www.buyraycon.com/TUESDAYS - Support the show and try BlueChew for free, just pay $5 shipping. To get started, visit https://www.bluechew.com -  This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try and get on your way to being your best self at https://www.betterhelp.com/tuesdays - Support the show and get 50% off your 1 st Factor box, plus free shipping. Use code FACTORPODCAST at https://www.factormeals.com/FACTORPODCAST

Transcribed - Published: 4 March 2025

Whoa! Joe heads to Montreal and finds about the magic of a nuru massage! Mark encounters a lunatic at a coffee shop and gets into some verbal fisticuffs! Plus, the story of Doug Stanhope’s renegade comedy festival! It’s Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays  - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories  - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp. Head to https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS  - Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Sheath order with  code TUESGAYS at https://www.sheathunderwear.com  - Get your free ShipStation trial with the code TUESDAYS at https://www.shipstation.com  - Support the show and get 15% off your VIIA order with the code TUESDAYS at https://viia.co/TUESDAYS

Transcribed - Published: 25 February 2025

It's an all-time Tuesdays, ladies and gentlemen! Joe has a fight at the movies and Mark's dad has a fight at the movies! Joe gets obsessed with an Asian 9/11 Memorial tour guide, and gets into the WEEDS on his new weekly stand-up show, which has appearances from Louis CK, Raanan Hershberg, Dan Soder, Tim Dillon and more! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and try BlueChew for free, just pay $5 shipping. Visit https://www.bluechew.com - Get 15% off your Autoblow order with the code STORIES15 at https://www.autoblow.com - Support the show and get 15% off your Huel order, plus a free gift for new customers, with minimum $75 purchase. Head to https://my.huel.com/tuesdays

Transcribed - Published: 18 February 2025

Joe has an INSANE baggage mix up where his luggage ends up across the country! Mark becomes best pals with an ALL-TIME KOOK on the train! And finally - Joe List makes a surprising career choice for the future!! It's Tuesdays!! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays  - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period of Shopify at https://www.shopify.com/tuesdays  - Support the show and get up to 20% off your Raycon order at https://www.buyraycon.com/TUESDAYS  - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try and get on your way to being your best self at https://www.betterhelp.com/tuesdays  - Support the show and get 50% off your first Factor box, plus free shipping. Use code TUESDAYS50OFF at https://www.factormeals.com/TUESDAYS50OFF

Transcribed - Published: 11 February 2025

Joe has an INSANE baggage mix up where his luggage ends up across the country! Mark becomes best pals with an ALL-TIME KOOK on the train! And finally - Joe List makes a surprising career choice for the future!! It's Tuesdays!! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays  - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period of Shopify at https://www.shopify.com/tuesdays  - Support the show and get up to 20% off your Raycon order at https://www.buyraycon.com/TUESDAYS  - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try and get on your way to being your best self at https://www.betterhelp.com/tuesdays  - Support the show and get 50% off your first Factor box, plus free shipping. Use code TUESDAYS50OFF at https://www.factormeals.com/TUESDAYS50OFF

Transcribed - Published: 11 February 2025

Alright it's here, ladies and gentlemen - the story of Baby Normand being born!! Also, Mark's car gets broken into and it turned into a hobo nest, and Joe has a pornographic experience where his disturbing preferences are exposed. Congratulations, it's a Tuesdays!! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays  - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories  - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show by downloading the DraftKings Sportsbook app and using code TUESDAYS. New customers can bet $5 to get $200 in bonus bets instantly. - Support the show and sign up for your one-dollar-per-month Shopify trial period. Head to https://www.shopify.com/tuesdays  - Support the show and try your first month of BlueChew for free. Visit https://www.bluechew.com  - Get 15% off your Autoblow order with the code STORIES15 at https://www.autoblow.com

Transcribed - Published: 4 February 2025

Heyyyy folks! We're hitting the ground RUNNING this week - Mark comes up with a genius idea for Uber! Joe premieres his Tom Dustin doc in Massachusetts and has an emotional experience! Mark parties in Phoenix with Sal Vulcano and Rick Glassman before heading to Austin to do Protect Our Parks and Kill Tony! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try and get on your way to being your best self at https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS - Support the show and get 15% off Huel, plus a free gift for new customers. Use the code TUESDAYS at https://huel.com/

Transcribed - Published: 28 January 2025

We're doing a Patreon Preview folks! We usually do this around Christmas but things got a little kooky with THREE moves at once (Joe, Mark and the studio) plus the Normand baby on the way. So we're doing it now! This episode is from Nov. 25th, 2013. If you never heard the story of Mark Normand getting fired while dressed in drag, today is your lucky day! It's Tuesdays!  Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Sheath order with promo code TUESGAYS at https://www.sheathunderwear.com

Transcribed - Published: 21 January 2025

Hey folks - unfortunately, while we were recording, there was a lot of construction going on in the same house, on the same electrical grid, and our recording got screwed up. We had to get a new Zoom recorder. We will be back to our normal quality next week. Sorry about that and the construction noise. Big thanks to Ray Long (@realraylong on IG) for doing the best he can with the audio.  Check the free feed for another release tomorrow 👀 - TWS We’re back in Mark’s basement and we’re rocking so hard that stuff is falling off the walls, ladies and gentlemen!! Joe heads to Austin and does a killer show before rolling over to Kill Tony with Luis J Gomez! But on the way - insane plane ride with a nightmare sickness for baby List! Marks heads to Massachusetts and does a show with Douglas Key - and then tries to smuggle a Pirate Chest on an airline! Finally - Mark is accosted by a (possible?) member of Phish! It’s Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Sheath order with promo code TUESGAYS at https://www.sheathunderwear.com

Transcribed - Published: 21 January 2025

We’re doing Tuesdays at the Normand compound for the very first time and we are POPPIN’ folks! We're talking movie boobs, baby hand-me-downs, and Joe’s nightmare travel day getting to Mark’s new place!  Normando is getting INTO it about the Netflix Roast of 2024, where old Markus and Sam Morril are doing material together! They run around LA and come across Dane Cook, Dave Attell, Adam Ray, John Stamos and more! It’s Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - New DraftKings customers get $200 in bonus bets when you bet just $5. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use the code TUESDAYS. - Support the show and try your 1 st month of BlueChew for free at https://www.bluechew.com - Support the show and get Huel for 15% off plus a free gift with the code TUESDAYS at https://www.huel.com

Transcribed - Published: 14 January 2025

[Technical difficulties with the original upload have now been fixed, sorry about that everybody] We are BACK in Joe’s apartment! Mark is back from Nashville and the roast of the Jellyroll with Whitney Cummings, Bert Kreischer, Big Jay Oakerson, Tony Hinchcliffe, Adam Ray, Kid Rock and more - but Mark has a panic attack onstage! Meanwhile Joe wants to spread his norovirus around the New York comedy scene so he throws a party with Matt Wayne, Jason Kanter, Stavros, Louis CK and more! Mark heads out to LA for Netflix’s Roast of 2024 with Tim Dillon, Sam Morril and more! Joe starts his new monthly show at Sesh with Ian Lara, Luis J Gomez, and most of the norovirus party gang! It’s Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - New DraftKings customers can download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code TUESDAYS to get $200 in bonus bets instantly when you bet just $5. - Support the show and sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/tuesdays - Support the show and get 15% off your Raycon order sitewide at https://www.buyraycon.com/tuesdays - Support the show and get your first month of BlueChew at https://www.bluechew.com - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try and get on your way to being your best self at https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS

Transcribed - Published: 7 January 2025

We are BACK in Joe’s apartment! Mark is back from Nashville and the roast of the Jellyroll with Whitney Cummings, Bert Kreischer, Big Jay Oakerson, Tony Hinchcliffe, Adam Ray, Kid Rock and more - but Mark has a panic attack onstage! Meanwhile Joe wants to spread his norovirus around the New York comedy scene so he throws a party with Matt Wayne, Jason Kanter, Stavros, Louis CK and more! Mark heads out to LA for Netflix’s Roast of 2024 with Tim Dillon, Sam Morril and more! Joe starts his new monthly show at Sesh with Ian Lara, Luis J Gomez, and most of the norovirus party gang! It’s Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - New DraftKings customers can download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code TUESDAYS to get $200 in bonus bets instantly when you bet just $5. - Support the show and sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/tuesdays - Support the show and get 15% off your Raycon order sitewide at https://www.buyraycon.com/tuesdays - Support the show and get your first month of BlueChew at https://www.bluechew.com - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try and get on your way to being your best self at https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS

Transcribed - Published: 7 January 2025

Oh boy, ladies and gentlemen - Papa Joe has the norovirus! Mark heads to Austin to do Protect Our Parks while Joe does the Regz' Christmas Show live in NYC! Joe heads to San Francisco and get pulled onto - and then has to jump OFF of - (Adam Ray as) Dr. Phil Live! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show & get 20% off all mattress orders at https://www.helixsleep.com/TUESDAYS  - Support the show and start your free online Hims visit at https://www.hims.com/TUESDAYS  - Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Sheath order with promo code TUESGAYS at https://www.sheathunderwear.com

Transcribed - Published: 24 December 2024

We're hitting the Road, jack! Mark and Joe are heading to the Comedy Dojo in NJ with Chuck and Brendan Sagalow in tow! We're talking bad sex, we're talking crying in front of other people, and we're talking crowd work. It's Tuesdays!!!  Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and sign up for a $1 per month trial of Shopify at https://www.shopify.com/tuesdays  - Support the show and try BlueChew for free, just pay $5 shipping. Head to https://www.bluechew.com  - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try and get on your way to being your best self at https://www.betterhelp.com/tuesdays

Transcribed - Published: 17 December 2024

It’s December and the boys are FLIPPING for Christmas baby!! They’re psyched up for the holidays and our apparel is GAY! Joe and Mark talk about historic fights they love. Joe gets into a historic BOMB that he had on a Tuesday night! Wow! He’s blown! Mark has a similar stinker with a fat dating app joke! The boys are getting loopy and kooky baby! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get a one-dollar-per-month trial period of Shopify at https://www.shopify.com/tuesdays  - Support the show & get 30% off of your Raycon order sitewide. Head to https://www.buyraycon.com/TUESDAYS  - Support the show and start your free online Hims visit at https://www.hims.com/TUESDAYS

Transcribed - Published: 10 December 2024

We’re recording at Gotham!!! We’re migrants and we’re looking for a home! Joe suffers the ramifications of receiving favors - having to repay the favors!! The Listicle has to walk Kerryn Feehan’s dog! Is he attacked or does he come out a dog lover? Mark heads to CT and plays Stand Up Roulette! Joe has another screening of the Tom Dustin doc - and they take a HUGE step!! We’re moving baby!!! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try and get on your way to being your best self at https://www.betterhelp.com/tuesdays  - Support the show and try BlueChew for free at https://www.bluechew.com

Transcribed - Published: 3 December 2024

Joe officiates his SECOND wedding in recent memory and then MURDERS at Town Hall the same weekend! Mark goes to Chicago and meets the big man - LD, Frank Costanza’s lawyer - Larry David!!! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Sheath order with promo code TUESGAYS at https://www.sheathunderwear.com  - Support the show & get 20% off all mattress orders at https://www.helixsleep.com/TUESDAYS

Transcribed - Published: 26 November 2024

This episode of Tuesdays starts out with a desperate warning from Joseph to Markus about having child! Joe pitches his own horror movie. Mark spends over a thousand dollars on pizza at the Bodega Cat release party, and Joe films a new short film with a hilarious character! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and try BlueChew for free with promo code TUESDAYS at https://www.bluechew.com  - Support the show and get 10% off your Jack Black order with the code TUESDAYS at https://www.getjackblack.com/TUESDAYS

Transcribed - Published: 19 November 2024

Welp - Joe is in the city and he's missing Astoria, everybody! Joe scoops up Luke Mones - to go record his new special! Mark does SEVEN shows in Cleveland and thinks about buying a gun! It's Tuesdays!   Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get a one-dollar-per-month trial period of Shopify at https://www.shopify.com/tuesdays  - Support the show and start your free online Hims visit at https://www.hims.com/TUESDAYS

Transcribed - Published: 12 November 2024

Mark's parents stay with him and it makes for an AWKWARD set for old Marcus! Joe SLAMS the Ghostbusters! Mark's parents end up having to wander aimlessly in Brooklyn while Mark is stranded in Connecticut! Can Matt Ruby save the day? Find out ONLY on this week's Tuesdays!! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/tuesdays and get on your way to being your best self. - Support the show & check out Kalshi. The first 500 traders who deposit $100 will get a free $20 credit at https://www.kalshi.com/TUESDAYS  - Support the show and try BlueChew for free (just pay $5 shipping) with the code TUESDAYS at https://www.bluechew.com  - Support the show & get 30% off of your Raycon order site wide. Head to https://www.buyraycon.com/TUESDAYS

Transcribed - Published: 5 November 2024

Mark and Joe both moved. The gays are growing up! Mark has a snafu getting back from RI in a Tesla with a blacked out Raj Belani! Joe's Tom Dustin doc premieres and he gets stuck with a hot n' heavy chicken parm! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays  youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories  Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list   Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Sheath order with promo code TUESGAYS at https://www.sheathunderwear.com Support the show & get 20% off all mattress orders at https://www.helixsleep.com/TUESDAYS Support the show & start your free online HIMS visit at https://www.hims.com/TUESDAYS Support the show, get 18 free meals, and free dessert for life by visiting https://www.homechef.com/TUESDAYS

Transcribed - Published: 29 October 2024

The move is here baby! This is THE last day in Joe's apartment in Astoria, and Jojo is losin' it!!! We're talking Toronto, we're talking Matt Wayne, we're talking Kerryn Feehan, and we're talking... a cowgirl disco costume party? It's Tuesdays!! Our Stuff:  - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays  - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories  - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list   - Fuel your best performance with Huel today! Try Huel with 15% OFF today using code TUESDAYS at https://my.huel.com/tuesdays  - Support the show and try your first month of BlueChew for free. Just pay $5 shipping. Use promo code TUESDAYS at https://www.bluechew.com  - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/tuesdays and get on your way to being your best self. - For 10% off your order & FREE Shipping by using code TUESDAYS  at https://www.JackBlack.com/TUESDAYS

Transcribed - Published: 22 October 2024

Paul Rudd! Kings of Leon! Richard Kind! Dropkick Murphys! Jude Law! What is this, an Oscar party?! Nope - it's Tuesdays!!! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays  - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories  - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 15% off your Lumen. Head to https://www.lumen.me/TUESDAYS  - Support the show & try Shopify’s $1 per month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/tuesdays  - Support the show and get 10% off your Jack Black order and free shipping. Use code TUESDAYS at https://www.getjackblack.com/TUESDAYS

Transcribed - Published: 15 October 2024

The boys are back from SKANKFEST and there are tales to tell, baby! Nate Bargatze, Nick Di Paulo, Kerryn Feehan, Luis J Gomez, Dave Attell, Bert Kreischer, Bobby Kelly - the good times don’t step in this ep baby! Including - the Skankfest premiere of Joe’s Tom Dustin doc! You don’t want to miss this one! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/tuesdays & get on your way to being your best self. Fuel your best performance with Huel today! Try Huel with 15% off today using code TUESDAYS at my.huel.com/TUESDAYS Get BlueChew for free with code TUESDAYS at https://www.bluechew.com Support the show and get 20-50% off your Raycon order. Head to https://www.buyraycon.com/TUESDAYS

Transcribed - Published: 8 October 2024

Mark becomes a hero on the subway! Joe goes on a hunt for a notary! Joe has a vomit emergency on an airplane on his way to Portland Helium, where Matt Wayne has an outbreak of violence during his set! Mark meets up with Dan Soder and opens for Jim Jeffries, then heads to Vancouver to do a festival with Santino, Theo and more! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays  - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Sheath order with promo code TUESGAYS at https://www.sheathunderwear.com  - Support the show and get 25% off your Helix Mattress order. Just head to https://www.helixsleep.com/TUESDAYS

Transcribed - Published: 1 October 2024

Nurse List helps young Dayton Bissett with some advice on a twisted ankle! Mark's lonely in Guadalajara! Joe gets accosted at a concert, and Mark has an ALL-TIME sh*t story at Sal Vulcano's party! It's a nightmare and this is Tuesdays!! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 10% off your Jack Black order and free shipping. Use code TUESDAYS at https://www.getjackblack.com/TUESDAYS - Fuel your best performance with Huel today! Try Huel with 15% OFF today using code TUESDAYS at https://my.huel.com/tuesdayssept24 - Support the show and try BlueChew for free. Just pay $5 shipping. Use promo code TUESDAYS at https://www.bluechew.com

Transcribed - Published: 24 September 2024

Oh boy everybody - it's Sam Morril's birthday and Gary Vider is setting up a dream dinner that turns into a NIGHTMARE! Matteo Lane, Ari Shaffir, Raanan Hershberg, Wil Sylvince, Salacuse - all the big dogs are in the kennel, but then the rabies hits ya, and old Normando is stuck with the bill! Then - mostly gay stuff. It's Tuedays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 15% off your Lumen. Head to https://www.lumen.me/TUESDAYS - Support the show & try Shopify’s $1 per month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/tuesdays

Transcribed - Published: 17 September 2024

Mark is at the Comedy Store in LA and the car rental is putting a dent in his plans! Joe gets obsessed with drama from other comedy pods! Mark heads to Martha's Vineyard for a drug-fueled boozefest! Then he gets a request from a HERO! Old Normandy turns the tables and starts making demands!!! I’m de Captain now! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - New DraftKings customers get $250 in bonus bets and 1 month of NFL+ Premium when you bet just $5. Download the DraftKings app and use code TUESDAYS - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/tuesdays and get on your way to being your best self. - Support the show and get 15% off your Raycon order, plus free shipping. Head to https://www.buyraycon.com/TUESDAYS

Transcribed - Published: 10 September 2024

Joe heads back to the foot doctor and then gets checked out in the steamroom. Ari Shaffir forgets about his date with Joe, while Mark gets harassed by the IRS with Raanan on the way to a gig. Also: Mark loses all his money on stocks, and Joe gets an unwanted burrito clone with Matt Wayne. It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - New DraftKings customers get $250 in bonus bets and one month of NFL+ Premium for free when you bet just 5 bucks. Just download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code TUESDAYS - Use code TUESDAYS at https://www.bluechew.com

Transcribed - Published: 3 September 2024

*Quick thing: I got covid for this recording and we had to pull someone in last minute to be the producer on this ep. Unfortunately the audio recorder failed, and we have to use the camera audio. I got a great audio expert (@realraylong on IG) to help us make it sound as good as possible, and we will be back to normal audio next week! - Chuck* Wooooo the boys are BACK and Mark has BIG news about his baby! Plus Joe gets stranded in Milwaukee! Mark, Ari and Sal Vulcano paint the town red, and Joe comes up with the next big board game movie! It’s Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Sheath order with promo code TUESGAYS at https://www.sheathunderwear.com - Support the show and get 25% off your Helix mattress order, plus 2 free pillows. Head https://www.helixsleep.com/TUESDAYS - Support the show & sign up for your $1 per month Shopify trial period at https://www.shopify.com/tuesdays

Transcribed - Published: 27 August 2024

Mark and Joe had to New York Comedy Club for an intimate live show - and Ari Shaffir peeks his beak into the room to join the boys around the 35 minute mark! We're talking Famous Amos, the time Mark almost killed his mom with a milkshake, Joe's family having fireball shenanigans and a post-show hang exclusively on Patreon! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/tuesdays and get on your way to being your best self. - Support the show and try BlueChew for free. Just pay $5 for shipping. Use code TUESDAYS at https://www.bluechew.com

Transcribed - Published: 20 August 2024

We're racing to the studio, ladies and gentlemen! Joe's having train issues, Mark's having flight issues - it's Planes, Trains and Automobiles 2024! Joe has a full-diaper to deal with in a kooky bathroom, and becomes a McDonald's hero in the wave pool! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 10% off of therapy with BetterHelp. Head to https://www.betterhelp.com/tuesdays

Transcribed - Published: 13 August 2024

Hot dermatologists! Youngblood is stranded!! Longlegs! The airlines are down! It's Tuesdays! Come see Tuesdays LIVE on Tuesday, 8/13/24 at New York Comedy Club! TIX: https://newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/tuesdays-with-stories-live-2024-08-13213000 Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show & get up to 40% off everything at https://www.buyraycon.com/TUESDAYS - Support the show and try Blue Chew for free. Just pay $5 shipping. Use promo code TUESDAYS at https://www.bluechew.com - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/tuesdays and get on your way to being your best self.

Transcribed - Published: 6 August 2024

It's Tuesdays and we're getting KOOKY! Strap in for some takes on the Trump shooting folks! Plus we're reminiscing on the old days with Joe and Mark were first touring with Louie and the world was bright! Woo! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Sheath order at https://www.sheathunderwear.com with promo code TUESGAYS - Support the show and get 30% off your Helix mattress order, plus 2 free pillows. Head https://www.helixsleep.com/TUESDAYS

Transcribed - Published: 30 July 2024

Mark and Joe are BACK in the studio after a month apart! And they're right back into their ollllllllld tricks! Chipotle meet ups, diarrhea - it's a classic Tuesdays! We're talking about the Donald Trump Jr./Joe List connection, Mark on Bert Kreischer's Fully Loaded tour, and we got a yarn about Salacuse that will ROCK YOUR WORLD! PLUS ! Big news from the Normand camp!!! 👀👀👀 Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get a free Mystery Gift with your 1 st Box of Awesome monthly shipment. Head to https://www.boxofawesome.com and use code TUESDAYS - This episode is brought to you by Better Help. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS and get on your way to being your best self.

Transcribed - Published: 23 July 2024

Joe and Mark take a strolllllllll down memory lane. We're talking studios, locations, and the future! The current studio time is winding down and the boys are looking for a new home. The boys discuss the perils of reason, language and beliefs! PLUS - beefing up the great people of Scotland. It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and sign up for a 1-dollar-per-month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/tuesdays - Support the show and try Blue Chew for free. Just pay $5 shipping. Head to https://www.bluechew.com and use promo code TUESDAYS

Transcribed - Published: 16 July 2024

Joe's in Salt Lake City and getting cut at Starbucks! Mark's in New Haven and he sees the behind the scenes of Frank Pepe's! The boys are psyched for Gary Vider's new podcast #1 Dad - AND we're jumping on the train to end Chipotle skimpage! We're taking a stance and we're for it! Shape up, Chippy!!! Less important: We also solve the homelessness problem. Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 15% off your Raycon order and free shipping. Go to https://www.buyraycon.com/TUESDAYS - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS and get on your way to being your best self. - Get a free Mystery Gift with your first monthly shipment when you sign up at https://www.boxofawesome.com with code TUESDAYS

Transcribed - Published: 9 July 2024

Folks, we're taking the Fourth of July off this week. We got some CRAZY travel going on behind-the-scenes so we thought we'd throw up an old episode that you likely haven't seen! In the video version, you're going to get our episode "Slingin' Clink" with Sam Morril from August 24th, 2015: "Mark and Joe invite comedian Sam Morril on (fresh off a hot set on Conan!) to talk about Last Comic Standing, strange hook ups, and Sam almost getting his ass kicked by a heckler! And for all of you audio kids, you're getting two in a row, because we're throwing in Impractical Joker Sal Vulcano's episode from May 25th, 2015: "Sal Vulcano of TV's Impractical Jokers is in the studio this week with Mark and Joe!" (We would have included video as well but it does not exist). Go check out Sal's new special on Youtube, "Terrified"! And if you enjoy these, please check out our Patreon where we post an OG Tuesdays episode every week! There are over a hundred OG Tuesdays episodes ready to go right now baby, exclusively on the "Video Vag" tier! Happy Fourth! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and try Blue Chew for free – just pay $5 shipping. Head to https://www.bluechew.com and use promo code TUESDAYS

Transcribed - Published: 2 July 2024

The boys are getting INTO IT about Mark Wahlberg and speculate on why any of his previous misdoings were perhaps innocent misunderstandings! Also discussed: OJ Simpson having experienced the best feelings a person can feel! Joe goes to Texas and sees a woman threaten a child as the boys share tales of war and baseball! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 20% off your 1 st Sheath order at https://www.sheathunderwear.com with promo code TUESGAYS - Get a free Mystery Gift with your first monthly shipment when you sign up at https://bespokepost.com/tuesdays - Support the show and try Blue Chew for free – just pay $5 shipping. Head to https://www.bluechew.com and use promo code TUESDAYS

Transcribed - Published: 25 June 2024

The boys are back and we're talking B&H, baby! Mark has a nightmare airport scenario and then gets a mysterious bag of white pills from a fan that he immediately indulges in. Joe does a tough charity show and catches a very unique heckle, while Mark heads to a Florida karaoke night to hang out with his favorite people. It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and try Blue Chew for free – just pay $5 shipping. Head to https://www.bluechew.com and use promo code TUESDAYS - Sign up for a $1 per month trial period of Shopify. Head to https://www.shopify.com/tuesdays to get started - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS and get on your way to being your best self.

Transcribed - Published: 18 June 2024