#649 Meat and Greet

Tuesdays with Stories!

Comedy

4.8 • 4.6K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2026

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Mark goes on Late Night with Seth Meyers! Oscars' standards! Joe gets betrayed by McDonald's - or does he??? Mark gets caught stealing! It's Tuesdays!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey Mark, fake banter for the intro.
0:03.1	That's all I know how to do.
0:04.6	Great.
0:05.1	Good to be here.
0:05.9	Welcome to Tuesdays with...
0:07.4	Stories.
0:09.2	Hit her in the face with a surfboard.
0:11.5	And then the duck fell out of his bag.
0:15.7	Surf's up.
0:17.3	And she didn't even flush.
0:19.4	Knock, knock.
0:20.4	Who's there?
0:22.0	Mark Norman and Joe List.
0:23.4	Yeah!
0:24.4	This Tuesdays with stories, everybody.
0:26.6	No, that's terrible.
0:28.6	This is supposed to be cheesy.
0:30.3	My radio is spitting at me.
0:35.4	Hey, nanny, nanny.
0:38.4	It's late in the afternoon, but we're here, we're queer.
0:40.8	It's been a wild week, but we're back.
0:43.0	Crazy week.
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