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Tuesdays with Stories!

Tuesdays with Stories!

Comedy

4.84.6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2026

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Mark's parents completely miss the big gesture! Joe becomes a gay tourist with Matt Wayne and gets propositioned from a promiscuous elderly bag! Mark wants to go nuts with the promo! It's Tuesdays!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey Mark, fake banter for the intro.

0:03.1

That's all I know how to do.

0:04.6

Great.

0:05.1

Good to be here.

0:05.9

Welcome to Tuesdays with...

0:07.4

Stories.

0:09.3

Hit her in the face with a surfboard.

0:11.5

And then the duck fell out of his bag.

0:15.7

Surf's up.

0:17.3

And she didn't even flush.

0:19.4

Knock, knock.

0:20.4

Who's there?

0:22.0

Mark Norman and Joe List.

0:23.4

Yeah!

0:24.4

This Tuesdays with stories, everybody.

0:26.5

No, that's terrible.

0:28.6

This is supposed to be cheesy.

0:30.3

My radio is spitting at me.

0:35.6

Hey, folks, schedule's got a little whack-a-do, but we're going to make it right. The pod is still going to come out, just going to come out Tuesday. It is Tuesdays with stories after all. That's good point, yeah. Next week. Next week's up. Next week's app will be out Tuesday because I'm going to Austin. You're going to New Mexico, Vegas, Arizona, Arizona someplace. Shee, she. So, uh, shea, gay, gay. So just hold, hold your horses. Yeah. Hippie, hippie day day. And if you're mad, right to Chuck, telling me the piece of shit. Yeah. Get really, really irrationally upset with us for the episode coming out. Yes. Eight hours later than normal. We're not in the Epstein files over here. It's just coming out 12 hours later. I know. We're very busy. We got a lot. We're traveling. I'm in Austin. You're in Vegas. So my sister's gay. Yes. George is saying, cut it. We'll see you now. Hey! We're here, baby. We're queer. Do you tell you, I was sick all day? Took a huge dump. This big. I'm back. Sick all day? We're going to get sick now. I'm going on vacation. I dumped it out. It's out.

1:44.5

By the way, that got I chain.

1:45.3

I wore this shirt for five straight days.

1:46.9

I'm so glad I took it off. Fabletics. Fabletics. Fabletics. America, baby. Right here. We're bringing home the gold. By the time this comes out, we'll be gold medalists. Ooh, curling.

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