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Tuesdays with Stories!
Tuesdays with Stories!
4.8 • 4.6K Ratings
🗓️ 19 May 2026
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
It's a kooky one folks! We're talking monster trucks, garbage ladies, and celebrity alcohols. Plus Joe gets a depressing, complete stop to his show when an audience member drops a bomb on him! It's Tuesdays
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Mark, fake banter for the intro. |
| 0:03.1 | That's all I know how to do. |
| 0:04.6 | Great. |
| 0:05.1 | Good to be here. |
| 0:05.9 | Welcome to Tuesdays with... |
| 0:07.4 | Stories. |
| 0:09.2 | Hit her in the face with a surfboard. |
| 0:11.5 | And then the duck fell out of his bag. |
| 0:15.7 | Surf's up. |
| 0:17.3 | And she didn't even flush. |
| 0:19.4 | Knock, knock. |
| 0:20.4 | Who's there? |
| 0:22.0 | Mark Norman and Joe List. |
| 0:23.4 | Yeah! |
| 0:24.4 | This Tuesdays with stories, everybody. |
| 0:26.6 | No, that's terrible. |
| 0:28.6 | This is supposed to be cheesy. |
| 0:30.3 | My radio is spitting at me. |
| 0:35.7 | Oh, Jesus, H. Christ, on Christmas. Hey, I wasn't ready. We're here. We're queer. We're back, baby. It's a lovely day. Now, I got these plants outside, but now I got to water them. Yeah. That's a lot of work. Not that much. Do you have a can? I don't have a spigot. I got a can. |
| 0:54.7 | Spigot. |
| 0:56.2 | They're all over the place. What are you crazy? Spigot, please. But yeah, I got a, I got to, I don't have a spigot. So I got to fill up these giant jugs and walk out there. Well, your wife's got a pair of jugs up there. I know, but they shoot milk. Folks, is it a spigot? |
| 1:11.2 | What's a watering can? |
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