#635 Double O Semen

Tuesdays with Stories!

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2025

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Mark's family comes to town for two weeks! Joe has his traditional pizza Thanksgiving - and hits the jackpot! Mark pods with the King of Comedy! Joe raises money for the old firehouse! It's Tuesdays!

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0:00.0	Hey Mark, fake banter for the intro.
0:03.1	That's all I know how to do.
0:04.6	Great.
0:05.1	Good to be here.
0:05.9	Welcome to Tuesdays with...
0:07.4	Stories.
0:09.3	Hit her in the face with a surfboard.
0:11.5	And then the duck fell out of his bag.
0:15.7	Surf's up.
0:17.3	And she didn't even flush.
0:19.4	Knock, knock.
0:20.4	Who's there?
0:22.0	Mark Norman and Joe List.
0:23.4	Yeah!
0:24.4	This Tuesdays with stories, everybody.
0:26.5	No, that's terrible.
0:28.6	This is supposed to be cheesy.
0:30.3	My radio is spitting at me.
0:35.1	And I can't choose why I want to...
0:36.9	Hey, Nanny, Nani. We're all on no sleep. We're all gay. But we're here. The sun is shining. Your pants are clean. We're doing it. I'm not so sure about that. Oh, yeah. Shit. You got the milk? No clean pants. I got the milk. Eggs, fabric softener. Remember? Home alone. Ah. All of a sudden, I've talked about this before many times. I feel bad, but it's like they got to the last day of filming and they were like, shit, we forgot. You're supposed to have a Chicago accent. Can you throw that in? And McCauley goes, I got to eggs, milk, fabric softener. It's crazy. Wow. Yeah.
1:28.2	I just saw a clip of him talking about his children, love home alone, but they don't know it's him. How about that? Is that crazy? He looks all wacky now from the heroin and the gay sex. Yeah. He's hard to resemble. Yeah, he's got like meth mouth. So they're just watching it going, this kid's a riot. And I think even if he was like, that's me, they'd be like, what are you talking about? Yeah, shut up, dad.
1:29.3	You wish it was you.
	...

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