#641 Black Pleasantville

Tuesdays with Stories!

Comedy

4.8 • 4.6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2026

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Mark goes to MSG to see Shane Gillis - and makes it backstage with a mistaken identity! The boys are trudging through the snow as they travel around the country - it's hell! Joe meets a kook at the meet and greet. Mark comes up with a race relations theory! It's Tuesdays!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey Mark, fake banter for the intro.
0:03.1	That's all I know how to do.
0:04.6	Great.
0:05.1	Good to be here.
0:05.9	Welcome to Tuesdays with...
0:07.4	Stories.
0:09.3	Hit her in the face with a surfboard.
0:11.5	And then the duck fell out of his bag.
0:15.7	Surf's up.
0:17.3	And she didn't even flush.
0:19.4	Knock, knock.
0:20.4	Who's there?
0:22.0	Mark Norman and Joe List.
0:23.4	Yeah!
0:24.4	This Tuesdays with stories, everybody.
0:26.6	No, that's terrible.
0:28.6	This is supposed to be cheesy.
0:30.3	My radio is spitting at me.
0:35.6	Ow-wee! It's a chilly billy out there. I got snow piled up to my asshole. I did a full...
0:45.3	What do you call that? Shovel yesterday. I shoveled the walk. I shoveled the steps.
0:51.6	You get any salt? Get a little salt out there because I was slipping and sliding like Gordon Bombay out there. I'm a pepper man. I don't do the salt. And it's not even that slick. How about Gordon Bombay at the end of Mighty Ducks? He comes out and he bumps into Mike Madano. And I forget who the other guy was. And he goes, you ever want to shot the pros? Let me know. Shot at the pros.
1:11.4	He's been a DUI lawyer for like 10 years.
	...

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