#638 Statutory Vape
Tuesdays with Stories!
Tuesdays with Stories!
4.8 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 13 January 2026
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
Mark goes to sunny Miami and gets an eyeful of hobo on the way! Joe experiences art of the homosexual persuasion. Mark has an ALL-TIME bathroom issue that lasts for - weeks!!! It's Tuesdays!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Mark, fake banter for the intro. |
| 0:03.1 | That's all I know how to do. |
| 0:04.6 | Great. |
| 0:05.1 | Good to be here. |
| 0:05.9 | Welcome to Tuesdays with... |
| 0:07.4 | Stories. |
| 0:09.3 | Hit her in the face with a surfboard. |
| 0:11.5 | And then the duck fell out of his bag. |
| 0:15.7 | Surf's up. |
| 0:17.3 | And she didn't even flush. |
| 0:19.4 | Knock, knock. |
| 0:20.4 | Who's there? |
| 0:22.0 | Mark Norman and Joe List |
| 0:23.3 | Yeah |
| 0:23.8 | This Tuesdays with stories everybody |
| 0:25.9 | No |
| 0:26.9 | That's terrible |
| 0:27.9 | This is supposed to be cheesy |
| 0:29.7 | My radio is spitting at May |
| 0:33.2 | Hey |
| 0:36.1 | Nanny Nanny We're here, we're back. Happy new year. What are we in May? March. |
| 0:42.5 | I have no idea. I'd love to be in May. |
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