Hey Mark, fake banter for the intro.

That's all I know how to do.

Great.

Good to be here.

Welcome to Tuesdays with...

Stories.

Hit her in the face with a surfboard.

And then the duck fell out of his bag.

Surf's up.

And she didn't even flush.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Mark Norman and Joe List

Yeah

This Tuesdays with stories everybody

No

That's terrible

This is supposed to be cheesy

My radio is spitting at me

And I can't

Hey here we are folks We're back, we're here're queer, we had a bit of a dip in the ratings. What? Yeah, we went down about three clicks. What are you talking about? Yeah, we're back up now. What are you serious? You hit you with this right on air? We could talk about this off air. I wanted to go in fresh. What dip? I'm short. Big dip. A small dip. What do you mean? What are you based on? What dip? Double dip. Well, we usually hit at least 50 is our bottom. People? K. 50,000. Yeah. And this last one's at 47. Oh, okay, okay. It might creep up there. I'm a creep. I'm a lover. I'd say 60 to 70% of our listens come from audio, so you don't see those numbers. I'm not saying that they're up or something, but... Audio, you're missing all the farts and the legs up and the blow jobs? Well, I was just talking about this the other day.

I've never understood how people turn on. Do I have those underwear on? I got the long panties. Look at there. Past the shorts. Well, your shorts are creeping up. That's true. Those are good shorts. What are those? Chubbies? Yes. Nice. Chubbies and sheath. That's all I got. Sheath. I got Sheath. Chubbies sent me some stuff, but they sent it for like a big fat ass.

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