#629 A Wink From a Twink

Tuesdays with Stories!

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4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2025

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Joe continues his possibly gay cleaner story! Mark heads to Helsinki! Joe has a beef lasagna debacle! Joe turns into a bus driver to Cape Canaveral and has an altercation with a crane, then hits the Turner Classic Movies cruise! It's Tuesdays!

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0:00.0	Hey Mark, fake banter for the intro.
0:03.1	That's all I know how to do.
0:04.6	Great.
0:05.1	Good to be here.
0:05.9	Welcome to Tuesdays with...
0:07.4	Stories.
0:09.3	Hit her in the face with a surfboard.
0:11.5	And then the duck fell out of his bag.
0:15.7	Surf's up.
0:17.3	And she didn't even flush.
0:19.4	Knock, knock.
0:20.4	Who's there?
0:22.0	Mark Norman and Joe List.
0:23.4	Yeah!
0:24.4	This Tuesdays with stories, everybody.
0:26.6	No, that's terrible.
0:28.6	This is supposed to be cheesy.
0:30.3	My radio is spitting at me.
0:35.8	Ah!
0:37.0	Hey, here we are. A couple of ankles here. Look at that. Ankle biter. You got to love an ankle. Yeah, canckel. Remember canckel? Oh, I remember canckel. It's weird when you see a woman with fat cancels, you're like, yeah, that's a bummer. Yeah, how'd the fat get there? Because there's so much movement happening down there. You think it'd just burn off, you know?
0:55.9	How about the Kevin Brennan joke? You got a little junk in my truck. Yeah, you got a little in your ankle, too. Because you're a whole junk drawer. That's one of the great jokes. Boy, he had some good stuff. My goodness, does he have good stuff? He had another one where he said, man, when I was a kid, it was hard to get laid and it was hard to get around.
1:14.6	Now you got... does he have good stuff. He had another one where he said, man, when I was a kid, it was hard to get laid and it was hard to get around.
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