Hey Mark, fake banter for the intro.

That's all I know how to do.

Great.

Good to be here.

Welcome to Tuesdays with...

Stories.

Hit her in the face with a surfboard.

And then the duck fell out of his bag.

Surf's up.

And she didn't even flush.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Mark Norman and Joe List.

Yeah.

This Tuesdays with stories, everybody.

No, that's terrible.

This is supposed to be cheesy.

My radio is spitting at me.

Ready.

Oh, my God. We're back. Hey. Chuck, thank you so much. Chuck's doing a run to Starbucks. He's a good man, and he's happy to do it. Doing the Lord's work. He's not being passive aggressive. He's not rolling his eyes. He's not going, yeah, yeah, sure, whatever. And he's not paying for it. I offered him a grape soda. That's true. That's true. I should have ordered four to hand out on the way back just in case you run into any trouble. Yeah, yeah. Okay, that's how you start. That's what you do out there, folks. It's a beautiful neighborhood. Very diverse. Oh, it's diverse. It's actually not that diverse. It's black. Yeah, you could die. It's just black. And then you just see whites with bike helmets walking out of these buildings and sprinting. Yeah, yeah. The helmet's not even with a bike. It's for the attacks. Well, I just had an incident out there myself. I got a I tell you guys something? Please. Meves beginning of ride bikes is a new chapter in this podcast history. I've been doing it for years. It's the best way around this goddamn hellhole. But I got nothing but stories. I just had a woman chew me out like fucking Earl Weaver, she had a weave by the way.

She puts the weave and Earl Weaver.

Yeah, yeah.

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