#658 Carrey the Zero
Tuesdays with Stories!
Tuesdays with Stories!
4.8 • 4.6K Ratings
🗓️ 2 June 2026
⏱️ 70 minutes
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The boys are in California talking about the big Netflix Fest. Where does Joe want to move next? How does Mark sh*t? What are these boys up to at the fest? It's Tuesdays!
Video and Audio by Matt Salacuse
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Mark, fake banter for the intro. |
| 0:03.1 | That's all I know how to do. |
| 0:04.6 | Great. |
| 0:05.1 | Good to be here. |
| 0:05.9 | Welcome to Tuesdays with... |
| 0:07.4 | Stories. |
| 0:09.3 | Hit her in the face with a surfboard. |
| 0:11.5 | And then the duck fell out of his bag. |
| 0:15.7 | Surf's up. |
| 0:17.3 | And she didn't even flush. |
| 0:19.4 | Knock, knock. |
| 0:20.4 | Who's there? |
| 0:22.0 | Mark Norman and Joe List. |
| 0:23.4 | Yeah! |
| 0:24.4 | This Tuesdays with stories, everybody. |
| 0:26.5 | No, that's terrible. |
| 0:28.6 | This is supposed to be cheesy. |
| 0:30.3 | My radio is spitting at me. |
| 0:35.6 | We're back! |
| 0:37.1 | Hey! Nanny, Nottie. We're going to be too loud... This is already a problem. I can already feel it. We're in a hotel. Hotel Ziggy. Yes, we're going to get a... We're going to get a complaint, like, the lawyer in Midtown. Oh, yeah. I mean, well, first of all, Salikin we have no microphones which is crazy we got a lava |
| 0:56.3 | we have loaves which salacan we hired salacus hired what hired yeah hired that applied money |
| 1:05.3 | yeah we'll give you money oh okay yeah what are we it's not it's me and him. It's pro boner. Yeah. We asked, we tasked Salacuse with doing this. There you got to test. He literally goes, you got any microphones? This guy's, like he's in the director's guild. He doesn't own a fucking piece of equipment. No. And then he doesn't have a tripod. We've got a borrowed tripod, no microphones. |
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