Hey Mark, fake banter for the intro.

That's all I know how to do.

Great.

Good to be here.

Welcome to Tuesdays with...

Stories.

Hit her in the face with a surfboard.

And then the duck fell out of his bag.

Surf's up.

And she didn't even flush.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Mark Norman and Joe List.

Yeah!

This Tuesdays with stories, everybody.

No, that's terrible.

This is supposed to be cheesy.

My radio is spitting at me.

Ha!

Hey, folks, here we are. We're back. We're back, baby. I think we need to mix it up, like scandals and animals. Remember Kramer? Yeah. I should sit on your shoulders, or we have Chuck on camera, just getting Chuck. Or, like, you know, we read, we switch spots, new couch. Yeah, where are the cameras? Well, we switch studios eight times. We've switched more than genders. It's crazy. We're up, down, left, right, with different boroughs. I'd like to wife swap sometime. I think that would be fun. Not you and me. That's too awkward. Yeah, we know each other, but like, you know, somebody just whoever, Zan Hathaway married, I'd like to swap with him. Yeah, that'd be fun.

He's pretty hot.

Evidently, do you know this movie? Chuck, you might have to look this up. Matt Wayne was telling me about it. There's a movie, it's called Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll. Something, something, something. Oh, yeah. And she's nude the whole time. It's her and Jillenhall. Sex lies and videotape?

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