#626 Dern's Done

Tuesdays with Stories!

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4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Mark and Joe give the finger to the finger! Mark runs into one Jimmy Kimmel and says EXACTLY the right thing! Joe sees a SHARK CATCH in MANHATTAN! It's Tuesdays!

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0:00.0	Hey Mark, fake banter for the intro.
0:03.2	That's all I know how to do.
0:04.7	Great.
0:05.2	Good to be here.
0:06.0	Welcome to Tuesdays with Stories.
0:09.3	Hit her in the face with a surfboard.
0:11.6	And then the duck fell out of his bag.
0:15.8	Surf's up.
0:17.5	And she didn't even flush.
0:19.6	Knock, knock.
0:20.5	Who's there? Mark Norman and Joe List. Knock, knock. Who's there?
0:22.1	Mark Norman and Joe List.
0:23.5	Yeah!
0:24.4	This Tuesdays with stories, everybody.
0:26.7	No, that's terrible.
0:28.7	This is supposed to be cheesy.
0:30.4	My radio is spitting at me.
0:35.7	Ha!
0:36.9	Hey, hey, folks! We're doing it. We're back. We're here. We're queer. We're in Brooklyn. Brooklyn, Crooklyn, B-Town, B-K. Brooklyn. Was that what they said? Is Brooklyn in the house?
0:50.4	I'm for Brooklyn. I don't know. Brooklyn what? Brooklyn what? Was that it? I don't know. There's N-word what. That was big. Yeah, yeah. There's N-word, please. Yeah, they got plays and what? That's pretty polite. Yeah. Please. Absolutely. Please and thank you. Endward, thank you. Do they do that? No? No, Edward, you're welcome. I definitely haven't heard.
1:11.2	No.
1:12.5	Well, anyways, we're here in Brooklyn, and what a city. What a town. What a neighborhood. What a thing. The alumni is unreal out here. Oh, yeah. Well, you got Chris Rock, Colin Quinn. Woody Allen, Larry David. Sure. Well, Woody and Larry, those are the top of the heap for me.
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