The Socially Distant Sports Bar

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “141:Little Tommy Two Kormas”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss. 🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more! Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 27 July 2025

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 274: I’m Not An Owl (Pt 2) We’re in the running for the Listeners’ Choice Award at the British Podcast Awards — and we need you to make it happen!👉 Vote now: www.britishpodcastawards.com/voting It’s quick, free, and genuinely makes a huge difference. Thank you!🎧 This Week: From Roy Hodgson’s perfectly baffling post-match thoughts to Dexys honouring a darts legend, Pastor Joe blessing NASCAR, sarcastic keepers, Claude Makélélé appreciation, and the wonderful world of softball — it's another classic week of sporting detours.Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return to rifle through the weird, heartfelt, and downright brilliant side of sport.“It’s like a sports podcast… except when it absolutely isn’t.”📌 PART 1🟢 Mike: Pastor Joe Nelms' NASCAR prayer – Praise for the fuel and the wivesInstagram Clip Facebook Video 🟢 Elis: Roy Hodgson delivers an all-time post-match momentWatch on X 🟢 Steff: Dexys – “Jackie Wilson Said” with… Jocky Wilson?Watch on YouTube 📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)🎥 Steff Documentary: The Best of Saint & Greavsie – classic chaos, timeless tellyWatch on ITVX 📖 Mike Book: Pocket Money by Gordon Burn – snooker, celebrity, and obsessionBuy it here 📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE👉 patreon.com/distantpod gets you:Weekly bonus episodes Michael Owen’s Movie Club, Hoffi Pod & guest Q&As Early live show access Ad-free episodes 🟢 Steff: Claude Makélélé – the original “Makélélé role”Watch on YouTube 🟢 Elis: The most sarcastic goalkeeper dive you’ve ever seen (Hemel Hempstead style)Watch here 🟢 Mike: Softball energy. Always softball energy.Facebook clip 🎟️ THE 2026 LIVE TOUR – ON SALE NOW!We’re taking The Socially Distant Sports Bar on the road with a brand-new live show. Expect stories, clips, surprises… and maybe the odd song.📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre 🎫 Tickets → www.distantpod.com/live See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 25 July 2025

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 274: I’m Not An Owl (Pt 1) We’re in the running for the Listeners’ Choice Award at the British Podcast Awards — and we need you to make it happen!👉 Vote now: www.britishpodcastawards.com/voting It’s quick, free, and genuinely makes a huge difference. Thank you!🎧 This Week: From Roy Hodgson’s perfectly baffling post-match thoughts to Dexys honouring a darts legend, Pastor Joe blessing NASCAR, sarcastic keepers, Claude Makélélé appreciation, and the wonderful world of softball — it's another classic week of sporting detours.Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return to rifle through the weird, heartfelt, and downright brilliant side of sport.“It’s like a sports podcast… except when it absolutely isn’t.”📌 PART 1🟢 Mike: Pastor Joe Nelms' NASCAR prayer – Praise for the fuel and the wivesInstagram Clip Facebook Video 🟢 Elis: Roy Hodgson delivers an all-time post-match momentWatch on X 🟢 Steff: Dexys – “Jackie Wilson Said” with… Jocky Wilson?Watch on YouTube 📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)🎥 Steff Documentary: The Best of Saint & Greavsie – classic chaos, timeless tellyWatch on ITVX 📖 Mike Book: Pocket Money by Gordon Burn – snooker, celebrity, and obsessionBuy it here 📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE👉 patreon.com/distantpod gets you:Weekly bonus episodes Michael Owen’s Movie Club, Hoffi Pod & guest Q&As Early live show access Ad-free episodes 🟢 Steff: Claude Makélélé – the original “Makélélé role”Watch on YouTube 🟢 Elis: The most sarcastic goalkeeper dive you’ve ever seen (Hemel Hempstead style)Watch here 🟢 Mike: Softball energy. Always softball energy.Facebook clip 🎟️ THE 2026 LIVE TOUR – ON SALE NOW!We’re taking The Socially Distant Sports Bar on the road with a brand-new live show. Expect stories, clips, surprises… and maybe the odd song.📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre 🎫 Tickets → www.distantpod.com/live See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 23 July 2025

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “137: I'll Be A Tooled Up Vegan Burglar On Mondays”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss. 🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more! Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 20 July 2025

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 273: Get A Bigger Waist And A Pair Of Socks (Pt 1)🏆 We’d love your vote! We’re up for the Listeners’ Choice Award at the British Podcast Awards — and we need your support to make it happen.👉 Cast your vote now: www.britishpodcastawards.com/voting It takes 10 seconds, costs nothing, and means the world to us. Thank you!🎧 This Week: From Wimbledon legends to touchline rants, rugby tackles to golf caddies…Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back for another helping of sporting chaos, heartfelt admiration, and niche nostalgia.“Like a sports podcast… if your uncle ran it from the back of a pub with a dial-up connection.”📌 PART 1🟢 Mike: “Proper Rugby”Instagram clip 🟢 Steff: Fred Perry wins Wimbledon – and makes British tennis historyWatch on YouTube 🟢 Elis: “You’re too close, man!” Instagram clip 📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)🎥 Elis Documentary: No Más – the story behind Roberto Durán's most infamous momentWatch now on Disney+ 📖 Steff Book: Soul by Jonathan HardingGrab a copy 📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE🎧 Get access to bonus episodes, spin-offs, and early tour ticket access on 👉 patreon.com/distantpod🟢 Steff: Brent StevensWatch here 🟢 Mike: Rory McIlroy on caddie Harry DiamondInstagram reel 🟢 Elis: 800m gold medal warm up roomInstagram clip 🎟️ 2026 TOUR DATES – ON SALE NOW!We’re taking the pod on the road with a brand-new live show in 2026. Come for the laughs, stay for the tangents.📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre 🎫 Tickets → distantpod.com/live See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 18 July 2025

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 273: Get A Bigger Waist And A Pair Of Socks (Pt 1)🏆 We’d love your vote! We’re up for the Listeners’ Choice Award at the British Podcast Awards — and we need your support to make it happen.👉 Cast your vote now: www.britishpodcastawards.com/voting It takes 10 seconds, costs nothing, and means the world to us. Thank you!🎧 This Week: From Wimbledon legends to touchline rants, rugby tackles to golf caddies… Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back for another helping of sporting chaos, heartfelt admiration, and niche nostalgia.“Like a sports podcast… if your uncle ran it from the back of a pub with a dial-up connection.”📌 PART 1🟢 Mike: “Proper Rugby”Instagram clip 🟢 Steff: Fred Perry wins Wimbledon – and makes British tennis historyWatch on YouTube 🟢 Elis: “You’re too close, man!” Instagram clip 📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)🎥 Elis Documentary: No Más – the story behind Roberto Durán's most infamous momentWatch now on Disney+ 📖 Steff Book: Soul by Jonathan HardingGrab a copy 📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE🎧 Get access to bonus episodes, spin-offs, and early tour ticket access on 👉 patreon.com/distantpod🟢 Steff: Brent StevensWatch here 🟢 Mike: Rory McIlroy on caddie Harry DiamondInstagram reel 🟢 Elis: 800m gold medal warm up roomInstagram clip 🎟️ 2026 TOUR DATES – ON SALE NOW!We’re taking the pod on the road with a brand-new live show in 2026. Come for the laughs, stay for the tangents.📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre 🎫 Tickets → distantpod.com/live See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 16 July 2025

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “137: A Great Idea And A Big Sack Of Cash (Pt 1)”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss. 🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more! Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 13 July 2025

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 272: Due In No Small Part To Barbara Bush (Pt 1) 🗳️ VOTE FOR US – British Podcast AwardsWe’d love your support in the Listeners’ Choice Award at the British Podcast Awards. 🗳️ Vote here Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with another expertly chaotic dive into the world of sport — this time featuring Serie A glory, Barbara Nicklaus, Spartan scraps, McTominay madness, and one of the great Sean Dyche clips.“Like a sports podcast, if sport was filtered through pub chat, obscure clips, and occasional tears.”🎧 What’s In This Week’s Episode?PART 1 🟢 Steff: Scott McTominay – Goals, grit, and gloryInstagram clip Post-match scenes Goal montage 🟢 Mike: Barbara Nicklaus tribute from JackWatch on Instagram 🟢 Elis: Sampdoria win Serie A in 1991Italian football history 📚 Documentaries & Books (PART 2 – Out Friday)🎥 Mike Doc: Spartan Bare Knuckle – raw and brutalWatch on YouTube 📖 Elis Book: The Turning Season: DDR-Oberliga Revisited by Michael WaggGrab it here 🏉 More Clips (PART 3 – Patreon Exclusive)👉 Subscribe for bonus episodes every week and early live show access at patreon.com/distantpod🟢 Steff: TearsInstagram clip 🟢 Mike: France vs Australia – Rugby League, 1964Watch the vintage clip 🟢 Elis: Sean Dyche, football philosopherWatch on X 🗳️ VOTE FOR US – British Podcast AwardsWe’d love your support in the Listeners’ Choice Award at the British Podcast Awards. 🗳️ Vote here🎟️ 2026 LIVE TOUR – Tickets On Sale Now!We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show in 2026!📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre 🎫 Grab your tickets now → distantpod.com/live See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 11 July 2025

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 272: Due In No Small Part To Barbara Bush (Pt 1) 🗳️ VOTE FOR US – British Podcast AwardsWe’d love your support in the Listeners’ Choice Award at the British Podcast Awards. 🗳️ Vote here Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with another expertly chaotic dive into the world of sport — this time featuring Serie A glory, Barbara Nicklaus, Spartan scraps, McTominay madness, and one of the great Sean Dyche clips.“Like a sports podcast, if sport was filtered through pub chat, obscure clips, and occasional tears.”🎧 What’s In This Week’s Episode?PART 1 🟢 Steff: Scott McTominay – Goals, grit, and gloryInstagram clip Post-match scenes Goal montage 🟢 Mike: Barbara Nicklaus tribute from JackWatch on Instagram 🟢 Elis: Sampdoria win Serie A in 1991Italian football history 📚 Documentaries & Books (PART 2 – Out Friday)🎥 Mike Doc: Spartan Bare Knuckle – raw and brutalWatch on YouTube 📖 Elis Book: The Turning Season: DDR-Oberliga Revisited by Michael WaggGrab it here 🏉 More Clips (PART 3 – Patreon Exclusive)👉 Subscribe for bonus episodes every week and early live show access at patreon.com/distantpod🟢 Steff: TearsInstagram clip 🟢 Mike: France vs Australia – Rugby League, 1964Watch the vintage clip 🟢 Elis: Sean Dyche, football philosopherWatch on X 🗳️ VOTE FOR US – British Podcast AwardsWe’d love your support in the Listeners’ Choice Award at the British Podcast Awards. 🗳️ Vote here🎟️ 2026 LIVE TOUR – Tickets On Sale Now!We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show in 2026!📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre 🎫 Grab your tickets now → distantpod.com/live See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 9 July 2025

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!It’s Wimbledon… so we went back in to the archives to find one of Mike’s greatest anecdotes. 🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “10, Wimbledon or Bust”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss. 🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more! Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 6 July 2025

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 271: Best of The Guests (Parts 1 & 2)This week, we celebrate the very best of our brilliant guests — from sports legends and comedy icons to music stars and broadcasting royalty. It's a two-part special packed with golden moments, barely relevant tangents, and top-tier nonsense.“Like a sports podcast, if sport took a back seat to an impression of Bob Harris or a rant about rugby shorts.”⭐ Featuring:Josh Widdicombe, Sam Warburton, Humphrey Ker, Kate Mason, Suzi Ruffell & Maisie Adam, Chesney Hawkes, Gordon Smart, Scott Quinnell, Colin Murray, Joe Marler, Emily Campbell, Danny Wallace, No Such Thing As A Fish, Adam Hurrey, Richard Herring, Bob Harris, Leroy Brito, Greg Jenner, Felix White, and Max Rushden.Two huge parts – one absolute festival of guests.🎧 BONUS FOR PATRONS👉 Subscribe at patreon.com/distantpod for an exclusive Q&A with Mike, Elis, and Steff, only available to our Patreon supporters.🗳️ VOTE FOR US – British Podcast AwardsWe’re up for Listeners' Choice at the British Podcast Awards and we’d love your vote. 👉 Click here to vote now🎟️ Distant Pod Live – 2026 TOUR!We're heading out on the road in 2026 with a brand-new live show and you won't want to miss it.📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre 🎫 Tickets on sale now → distantpod.com/liveFrom Olympic heroes to pub quiz kings, this is your chance to relive the best of the bar banter with some of our favourite ever guests — all in one place. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 4 July 2025

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 271: Best of The Guests (Parts 1 & 2)This week, we celebrate the very best of our brilliant guests — from sports legends and comedy icons to music stars and broadcasting royalty. It's a two-part special packed with golden moments, barely relevant tangents, and top-tier nonsense.“Like a sports podcast, if sport took a back seat to an impression of Bob Harris or a rant about rugby shorts.”⭐ Featuring:Josh Widdicombe, Sam Warburton, Humphrey Ker, Kate Mason, Suzi Ruffell & Maisie Adam, Chesney Hawkes, Gordon Smart, Scott Quinnell, Colin Murray, Joe Marler, Emily Campbell, Danny Wallace, No Such Thing As A Fish, Adam Hurrey, Richard Herring, Bob Harris, Leroy Brito, Greg Jenner, Felix White, and Max Rushden.Two huge parts – one absolute festival of guests.🎧 BONUS FOR PATRONS👉 Subscribe at patreon.com/distantpod for an exclusive Q&A with Mike, Elis, and Steff, only available to our Patreon supporters.🗳️ VOTE FOR US – British Podcast AwardsWe’re up for Listeners' Choice at the British Podcast Awards and we’d love your vote. 👉 Click here to vote now🎟️ Distant Pod Live – 2026 TOUR!We're heading out on the road in 2026 with a brand-new live show and you won't want to miss it.📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre 🎫 Tickets on sale now → distantpod.com/liveFrom Olympic heroes to pub quiz kings, this is your chance to relive the best of the bar banter with some of our favourite ever guests — all in one place. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 2 July 2025

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “81: The New Theatre, Cardiff (h) 3rd Leg”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss. 🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more! Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 29 June 2025

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 270: You’re Rubbish & I Mean That In A Good Way (Pt 2)UEFA Women’s Euro 2025 Special 🇪🇺⚽Elis James, Mike Bubbins, and Steff Garrero are back with a Euros-themed episode celebrating the talent, drama, and joy of the women’s game. From elite football to grassroots chaos, it's another classic week of sporting nonsense.“Like a sports podcast, if your manager called you rubbish and meant it as a compliment.”🗳️ VOTE FOR US!We’re up for Listeners' Choice at the British Podcast Awards, and we need your vote!👉 Click here to vote for The Socially Distant Sports Bar ⚽ This Week’s Show – UEFA Women’s EURO 2025 Special📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Mike: UEFA Women’s EURO 2017 Trailer – an atmospheric hype piece from a breakthrough tournament🔗 Watch on YouTube Elis: Aitana Bonmatí – watching the world’s best do her thing🔗 Watch here Steff: Huge Tackles & Glorious Swearing – chaotic, brilliant, unforgettable🔗 Watch it 📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Steff Documentary: The 10 years that changed women's football 🔗 Listen on BBC Sounds Mike Book: Mary Earps (129): Volume 129 (Little People, BIG DREAMS) by Maria Isabel Sánchez Vegara, illustrated by Ana Gómez – an inspiring new entry celebrating England’s #1🔗 Out 8 May 2025 📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE👉 Subscribe at patreon.com/distantpod for bonus shows and early accessSteff: Chelsea Women’s Invincibles – a dominant team🔗 Watch here 🔗 And here Elis: Hannah Cain’s Equaliser v Sweden 🔗 Instagram clip Mike: Football Shirts 🔗 Watch the short 💡 Get More Every Week🎧 Patreon gives you:Weekly bonus episodes Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod Tour presale & gift memberships 🚀 Prefer Wondery+?Early episodes every Tuesday Ad-free listening ⚽ From elite players to pitchside joy, this UEFA Women’s EURO 2025 special celebrates the game in true Distant Pod style – irreverent, joyful, and a bit sweary. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 27 June 2025

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 270: You’re Rubbish & I Mean That In A Good Way (Pt 1)UEFA Women’s Euro 2025 Special 🇪🇺⚽Elis James, Mike Bubbins, and Steff Garrero are back with a Euros-themed episode celebrating the talent, drama, and joy of the women’s game. From elite football to grassroots chaos, it's another classic week of sporting nonsense.“Like a sports podcast, if your manager called you rubbish and meant it as a compliment.”🗳️ VOTE FOR US!We’re up for Listeners' Choice at the British Podcast Awards, and we need your vote! 👉 Click here to vote for The Socially Distant Sports Bar ⚽ This Week’s Show – UEFA Women’s EURO 2025 Special📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Mike: UEFA Women’s EURO 2017 Trailer – an atmospheric hype piece from a breakthrough tournament 🔗 Watch on YouTube Elis: Aitana Bonmatí – watching the world’s best do her thing 🔗 Watch here Steff: Huge Tackles & Glorious Swearing – chaotic, brilliant, unforgettable 🔗 Watch it 📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Steff Documentary: The 10 years that changed women's football 🔗 Listen on BBC Sounds Mike Book: Mary Earps (129): Volume 129 (Little People, BIG DREAMS) by Maria Isabel Sánchez Vegara, illustrated by Ana Gómez – an inspiring new entry celebrating England’s #1 🔗 Out 8 May 2025 📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE👉 Subscribe at patreon.com/distantpod for bonus shows and early accessSteff: Chelsea Women’s Invincibles – a dominant team 🔗 Watch here 🔗 And here Elis: Hannah Cain’s Equaliser  v Sweden 🔗 Instagram clip Mike: Football Shirts 🔗 Watch the short 💡 Get More Every Week🎧 Patreon gives you:Weekly bonus episodes Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod Tour presale & gift memberships 🚀 Prefer Wondery+?Early episodes every Tuesday Ad-free listening ⚽ From elite players to pitchside joy, this UEFA Women’s EURO 2025 special celebrates the game in true Distant Pod style – irreverent, joyful, and a bit sweary. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 25 June 2025

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “148: TODGERS (Live at King's Place, London)”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss. 🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more! Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 22 June 2025

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 269: LIONS SPECIALElis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero line up for a full-blooded deep dive into the glorious, chaotic, and occasionally heroic history of the British & Irish Lions.To celebrate  The British & Irish Lions Tour to Australia 2025 the whole episode is devoted to the Lions.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was selected on reputation and not form.”🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!Yes, we’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show! 🎫 Grab your tickets now at 👉 distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre 🦁 This Week – LIONS SPECIAL📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Elis: Lions 1989 Tour – classic footage from a bruising battle with Australia 🔗 Watch on YouTube Mike: Jamie Tells It Straight – no holding back in this Lions clip 🔗 Watch on Facebook Steff: Malcolm Thomas, Ken Jones & Lewis Jones – 1950 Tour – proper old-school Lions legends 🔗 Watch vintage footage 📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Elis Documentary: The Lions 1971 – stories, scars, and some seriously good storytelling 🔗 Watch on YouTube Steff Book: SAS: Forged In Hell by Damien Lewis – Rugby and the SAS… 🔗 Get the book 📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE👉 Subscribe at patreon.com/distantpod for bonus episodes, spin-offs, and early accessElis: JJ Williams in 1977 – raw pace and classic Lions vs All Blacks energy 🔗 Watch JJ in full flight Steff: Faz Being Faz – a modern Lions leader doing what he does best 🔗 Watch on YouTube Mike: Siya on Jac – Springbok respect for the Welsh warrior 🔗 Watch the moment 💡 More Every Week🎧 Patreon – includes:Weekly bonus content Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod Tour pre-sale + gift memberships 🚀 Wondery+ – early, ad-free episodes every Tuesday🦁 Whether you're a die-hard fan or just love a retro Lions tour scrap, this week’s ep is full of classics, chaos, and cult heroes – only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 20 June 2025

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 269: LIONS SPECIALElis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero line up for a full-blooded deep dive into the glorious, chaotic, and occasionally heroic history of the British & Irish Lions.To celebrate  The British & Irish Lions Tour to Australia 2025 the whole episode is devoted to the Lions.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was selected on reputation and not form.”🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!Yes, we’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show! 🎫 Grab your tickets now at 👉 distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre 🦁 This Week – LIONS SPECIAL📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Elis: Lions 1989 Tour – classic footage from a bruising battle with Australia 🔗 Watch on YouTube Mike: Jamie Tells It Straight – no holding back in this Lions clip 🔗 Watch on Facebook Steff: Malcolm Thomas, Ken Jones & Lewis Jones – 1950 Tour – proper old-school Lions legends 🔗 Watch vintage footage 📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Elis Documentary: The Lions 1971 – stories, scars, and some seriously good storytelling 🔗 Watch on YouTube Steff Book: SAS: Forged In Hell by Damien Lewis – Rugby and the SAS… 🔗 Get the book 📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE👉 Subscribe at patreon.com/distantpod for bonus episodes, spin-offs, and early accessElis: JJ Williams in 1977 – raw pace and classic Lions vs All Blacks energy 🔗 Watch JJ in full flight Steff: Faz Being Faz – a modern Lions leader doing what he does best 🔗 Watch on YouTube Mike: Siya on Jac – Springbok respect for the Welsh warrior 🔗 Watch the moment 💡 More Every Week🎧 Patreon – includes:Weekly bonus content Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod Tour pre-sale + gift memberships 🚀 Wondery+ – early, ad-free episodes every Tuesday🦁 Whether you're a die-hard fan or just love a retro Lions tour scrap, this week’s ep is full of classics, chaos, and cult heroes – only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 18 June 2025

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “85: Ulster Hall, Belfast (a)”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss. 🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more! Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 15 June 2025

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 268: D’You Want A Selfie?Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another helping of tangents, top-tier nostalgia, and hilariously niche sporting nonsense.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!The Socially Distant Sports Bar LIVE is coming to a stage near you! 🎫 Tickets are on sale now – get yours at 👉 distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre ✨ This Week’s Episode – 268: D’You Want A Selfie?📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Elis: Suuuuunderland!! – one of the greatest local commentaries you’ll hear 🔗 Watch on X Mike: Back Garden Goals – this dad’s got tekkers 🔗 Watch on Facebook Steff: Obama: Grassroots Coach 🔗 Watch full version 🔗 Watch the short 📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Steff Documentary: Little Miss Sumo – a powerful short doc about breaking barriers in Japanese sport 🔗 Watch on Netflix Elis Book: 26.2 Miles to Happiness by Paul Tonkinson – endurance, euphoria, and marathon meditations 🔗 Get the book 📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE👉 Get bonus episodes, spin-offs, and early access at patreon.com/distantpodMike: Nationwide Football, 1972 🔗 Watch on YouTube Steff: FIFA Club World Cup 🔗Jordan Morris 🔗Thiago Silva 🔗BayernElis: Dutch League Madness 🔗 Fans lose the plot 🔗Goal💡 Join the Club🎧 Patreon – get:Weekly bonus content Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod Gift memberships 🚀 Wondery+ – early episodes every Tuesday, ad-free See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 13 June 2025

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 268: D’You Want A Selfie?Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another helping of tangents, top-tier nostalgia, and hilariously niche sporting nonsense.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!The Socially Distant Sports Bar LIVE is coming to a stage near you! 🎫 Tickets are on sale now – get yours at 👉 distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre ✨ This Week’s Episode – 268: D’You Want A Selfie?📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Elis: Suuuuunderland!! – one of the greatest local commentaries you’ll hear 🔗 Watch on X Mike: Back Garden Goals – this dad’s got tekkers 🔗 Watch on Facebook Steff: Obama: Grassroots Coach 🔗 Watch full version 🔗 Watch the short 📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Steff Documentary: Little Miss Sumo – a powerful short doc about breaking barriers in Japanese sport 🔗 Watch on Netflix Elis Book: 26.2 Miles to Happiness by Paul Tonkinson – endurance, euphoria, and marathon meditations 🔗 Get the book 📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE👉 Get bonus episodes, spin-offs, and early access at patreon.com/distantpodMike: Nationwide Football, 1972 🔗 Watch on YouTube Steff: FIFA Club World Cup 🔗Jordan Morris 🔗Thiago Silva 🔗BayernElis: Dutch League Madness 🔗 Fans lose the plot 🔗Goal💡 Join the Club🎧 Patreon – get:Weekly bonus content Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod Gift memberships 🚀 Wondery+ – early episodes every Tuesday, ad-free See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 11 June 2025

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “211: Café Owners Are Sexy ”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss. 🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more! Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 8 June 2025

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 267: Show Me The ArianElis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with another round of tangents, top-tier clips, niche nostalgia, and barely connected sporting brilliance.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!Yes – we’re taking this beautiful nonsense on the road. Tickets are on general sale now – grab yours at 👉 distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre ✨ This Week’s Episode – Here’s What’s In Store📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Elis: Paul Tonkinson vs the Marathon des Sables – a brutal ultra marathon and one comedian’s epic run 🔗 Watch on Instagram ❤️ Support Paul’s fundraiser Mike: Leinster, Levelled Up – a powerful bit of rugby content 🔗 Watch on Instagram Steff: Josh Tarling – a deep dive into one of the most exciting British cyclists around 🔗 Short feature 🔗 Team GB profile 🔗 Race footage 📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Elis Documentary: Giant Killers – Newport County 🔗 Watch on YouTube Mike Book: George’s Fateful D-Day by David Brayley – a powerful story of sport and WWII 🔗 Get the book 📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE👉 Join us at patreon.com/distantpod for bonus content, early access, spin-offs, and the usual delightful chaos.Steff: EastEnders FC – fictional football, but real drama 🔗 Watch on Instagram Elis: Liverpool v Auxerre, 1992 – a perfect Anfield comeback in the UEFA Cup 🔗 Watch on YouTube Mike: Jaxson Dart  🔗 Watch on Instagram 💡 Want Even More?🎧 Patreon – early access, bonus content, and spin-offs like Michael Owen’s Movie Club and Hoffi Pod 🚀 Wondery+ – early episodes every Tuesday and ad-free listening🎉 Another week of great clips, obscure sports, and complete nonsense – only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 6 June 2025

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 267: Show Me The ArianElis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with another round of tangents, top-tier clips, niche nostalgia, and barely connected sporting brilliance.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!Yes – we’re taking this beautiful nonsense on the road. Tickets are on general sale now – grab yours at 👉 distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre ✨ This Week’s Episode – Here’s What’s In Store📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Elis: Paul Tonkinson vs the Marathon des Sables – a brutal ultra marathon and one comedian’s epic run 🔗 Watch on Instagram ❤️ Support Paul’s fundraiser Mike: Leinster, Levelled Up – a powerful bit of rugby content 🔗 Watch on Instagram Steff: Josh Tarling – a deep dive into one of the most exciting British cyclists around 🔗 Short feature 🔗 Team GB profile 🔗 Race footage 📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Elis Documentary: Giant Killers – Newport County 🔗 Watch on YouTube Mike Book: George’s Fateful D-Day by David Brayley – a powerful story of sport and WWII 🔗 Get the book 📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE👉 Join us at patreon.com/distantpod for bonus content, early access, spin-offs, and the usual delightful chaos.Steff: EastEnders FC – fictional football, but real drama 🔗 Watch on Instagram Elis: Liverpool v Auxerre, 1992 – a perfect Anfield comeback in the UEFA Cup 🔗 Watch on YouTube Mike: Jaxson Dart  🔗 Watch on Instagram 💡 Want Even More?🎧 Patreon – early access, bonus content, and spin-offs like Michael Owen’s Movie Club and Hoffi Pod 🚀 Wondery+ – early episodes every Tuesday and ad-free listening🎉 Another week of great clips, obscure sports, and complete nonsense – only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 4 June 2025

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “140: $illy”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss. 🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more! Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 1 June 2025

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 266Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another week of top-tier sporting nonsense, niche nostalgia, and barely relevant tangents.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show next year – and tickets are on general sale now! 🔗 Grab yours at distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre ✨ What’s On This Week’s Show?📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Steff: Slaven 🔗 Watch on Instagram Mike: Will Greenwood praises Allan Bateman 🔗 Watch on Instagram Elis: Have a look at the Ref… 🔗 Watch on X 📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Mike Documentary: Ruud Gullit on The Overlap. 🔗 Watch on YouTube Steff Book: Raider – The Raymond Chester Story by Jon Gower A fascinating deep dive into a groundbreaking NFL life.https://www.uwp.co.uk/book/raider-gower/ 🔗 Hay Festival Event 📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE🎧 Subscribe at patreon.com/distantpod for:Bonus episodes every week Spin-offs like Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod Tour presale access Gift memberships Steff: Perfect post-match interview 🔗 Watch on Instagram Mike: The Kop in full voice, 1974 🔗 Watch on Facebook Elis: Doncaster Rovers 🔗 Watch on X 💡 Get More Every Week📣 Prefer Wondery+?Get early episodes every Tuesday Ad-free listening All the nonsense, no interruptions 🎉 Another week of classic clips, weird sports, and total nonsense – only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 30 May 2025

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 266Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another week of top-tier sporting nonsense, niche nostalgia, and barely relevant tangents.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show next year – and tickets are on general sale now! 🔗 Grab yours at distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre ✨ What’s On This Week’s Show?📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Steff: Slaven 🔗 Watch on Instagram Mike: Will Greenwood praises Allan Bateman 🔗 Watch on Instagram Elis: Have a look at the Ref… 🔗 Watch on X 📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Mike Documentary: Ruud Gullit on The Overlap. 🔗 Watch on YouTube Steff Book: Raider – The Raymond Chester Story by Jon Gower A fascinating deep dive into a groundbreaking NFL life.https://www.uwp.co.uk/book/raider-gower/ 🔗 Hay Festival Event 📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE🎧 Subscribe at patreon.com/distantpod for:Bonus episodes every week Spin-offs like Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod Tour presale access Gift memberships Steff: Perfect post-match interview 🔗 Watch on Instagram Mike: The Kop in full voice, 1974 🔗 Watch on Facebook Elis: Doncaster Rovers 🔗 Watch on X 💡 Get More Every Week📣 Prefer Wondery+?Get early episodes every Tuesday Ad-free listening All the nonsense, no interruptions 🎉 Another week of classic clips, weird sports, and total nonsense – only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 28 May 2025

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “211: Cafe Owners Are Sexy”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss. 🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more! Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 25 May 2025

🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 265: Average Dick DaveElis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another week of top-tier sporting nonsense, niche nostalgia, and barely relevant tangents.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026! We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show in 2026! Tickets are on general sale now – grab yours at distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre ✨ This Week’s Show – Don’t Miss It!📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Mike: 🎥 Young Rory CompilationClip 1 – Instagram Clip 2 – Facebook Clip 3 – Instagram Steff: ⚽ Total Football in Action – Netherlands 1974 🔗 Watch on YouTubeElis: 🏃‍♀️ Hungover Marathon Runner from Swansea 🔗 Watch on Facebook📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Steff Doc: ⚾ The Clubhouse – An inside look at the culture, characters, and chaos of the Boston Red Sox. 🔗 Watch on NetflixElis Book: 📚 The Art of Captaincy by Mike Brearley – A thoughtful look into leadership on and off the field. 🔗 Buy on Amazon📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE 👉 Subscribe at patreon.com/distantpod for bonus episodes, spin-offs, and early live show access.Steff: 🏏 14-Year-Old Sensation in the IPL 🔗 Watch the clipMike: 😂 Just Funny – No context needed 🔗 Watch on InstagramElis: ⚽ When Man City Got Relegated from the Prem 🔗 Watch on X💡 Get More Every Week🎧 Patreon gets you:Bonus content every week Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod Early access and tour presale Gift memberships 🚀 Prefer Wondery+?Early episodes every Tuesday Ad-free listening 🎉 Another week of classic clips, weird sports, and total nonsense — only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 23 May 2025

🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 265: Average Dick DaveElis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another week of top-tier sporting nonsense, niche nostalgia, and barely relevant tangents.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026! We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show in 2026! Tickets are on general sale now – grab yours at distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre ✨ This Week’s Show – Don’t Miss It!📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Mike: 🎥 Young Rory CompilationClip 1 – Instagram Clip 2 – Facebook Clip 3 – Instagram Steff: ⚽ Total Football in Action – Netherlands 1974 🔗 Watch on YouTubeElis: 🏃‍♀️ Hungover Marathon Runner from Swansea 🔗 Watch on Facebook📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Steff Doc: ⚾ The Clubhouse – An inside look at the culture, characters, and chaos of the Boston Red Sox. 🔗 Watch on NetflixElis Book: 📚 The Art of Captaincy by Mike Brearley – A thoughtful look into leadership on and off the field. 🔗 Buy on Amazon📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE 👉 Subscribe at patreon.com/distantpod for bonus episodes, spin-offs, and early live show access.Steff: 🏏 14-Year-Old Sensation in the IPL 🔗 Watch the clipMike: 😂 Just Funny – No context needed 🔗 Watch on InstagramElis: ⚽ When Man City Got Relegated from the Prem 🔗 Watch on X💡 Get More Every Week🎧 Patreon gets you:Bonus content every week Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod Early access and tour presale Gift memberships 🚀 Prefer Wondery+?Early episodes every Tuesday Ad-free listening 🎉 Another week of classic clips, weird sports, and total nonsense — only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 21 May 2025

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “171, Gordon Smart, Live At Islington (a)”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss. 🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more! Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 18 May 2025

Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another round of top-tier sporting nonsense, barely researched takes, and an absolutely brilliant special guest.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”✨ This Week’s Special Guest – Max Rushden!If you’ve enjoyed our guest episodes with Chesney Hawkes, Josh Widdicombe, or Sam Warburton, you’re in for a treat.This week we welcome Max Rushden — broadcaster, podcaster, football obsessive, and all-round good guy.Max is the long-running host of Guardian Football Weekly, where he teams up with our friend Barry Glendenning for football chat, laughs, and chaos. He’s also recently launched a new podcast with comedian David O’Doherty called What Did You Do Yesterday?, where they interview fascinating guests about a completely ordinary day.🎧 Guardian Football Weekly 🎧 What Did You Do Yesterday?Max’s broadcasting career has spanned BBC Radio 5 Live, talkSPORT, Channel 4’s Jump Off, and iconic years hosting Sky’s Soccer AM. Known for his wit, love of the underdog, and eye for the ridiculous, Max fits right in at the Distant Pod.🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show in 2026! Tickets on general sale now – head to distantpod.com/live for all the details.📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre 🎉 This Week’s Show – Don’t Miss It!Max has brought some absolute gems to the show:🥫 Baked Beans, Penalties – Max and Charlie Baker 🔗 Watch on X/Twitter🐎 Man Versus Beast Yes, humans really raced animals on TV in 2003. No, we can’t quite believe it either. 🔗 Watch on YouTube⛸️ Steven Bradbury – Australian Speed Skating Gold, 2002 The greatest underdog gold medal of all time. 🔗 Watch on YouTube (Yes, Joe Marler wishes he picked it, but no, it wasn’t actually his choice. And yes, technically Steff picked it for a live stream, but… we’ve lost the tapes.)📖 A Little Extra Gift from MaxMax also shared this brilliant nostalgic piece that perfectly fits the vibe of the pod: 🔗 Vonk, Zoeller, Tomba… The Joy of Sporting Names (The Guardian)💡 Get More of the Pod Every Week🎧 Patreon gets you:Bonus episodes & extra clips Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod Early access & live tour presale Gift memberships 🚀 Prefer Wondery+?Early access every Tuesday Ad-free episodes 🎉 Another week of sport, nostalgia, and nonsense — only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 16 May 2025

Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another round of top-tier sporting nonsense, barely researched takes, and an absolutely brilliant special guest.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”✨ This Week’s Special Guest – Max Rushden!If you’ve enjoyed our guest episodes with Chesney Hawkes, Josh Widdicombe, or Sam Warburton, you’re in for a treat.This week we welcome Max Rushden — broadcaster, podcaster, football obsessive, and all-round good guy.Max is the long-running host of Guardian Football Weekly, where he teams up with our friend Barry Glendenning for football chat, laughs, and chaos. He’s also recently launched a new podcast with comedian David O’Doherty called What Did You Do Yesterday?, where they interview fascinating guests about a completely ordinary day.🎧 Guardian Football Weekly 🎧 What Did You Do Yesterday?Max’s broadcasting career has spanned BBC Radio 5 Live, talkSPORT, Channel 4’s Jump Off, and iconic years hosting Sky’s Soccer AM. Known for his wit, love of the underdog, and eye for the ridiculous, Max fits right in at the Distant Pod.🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show in 2026! Tickets on general sale now – head to distantpod.com/live for all the details.📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre 🎉 This Week’s Show – Don’t Miss It!Max has brought some absolute gems to the show:🥫 Baked Beans, Penalties – Max and Charlie Baker 🔗 Watch on X/Twitter🐎 Man Versus Beast Yes, humans really raced animals on TV in 2003. No, we can’t quite believe it either. 🔗 Watch on YouTube⛸️ Steven Bradbury – Australian Speed Skating Gold, 2002 The greatest underdog gold medal of all time. 🔗 Watch on YouTube (Yes, Joe Marler wishes he picked it, but no, it wasn’t actually his choice. And yes, technically Steff picked it for a live stream, but… we’ve lost the tapes.)📖 A Little Extra Gift from MaxMax also shared this brilliant nostalgic piece that perfectly fits the vibe of the pod: 🔗 Vonk, Zoeller, Tomba… The Joy of Sporting Names (The Guardian)💡 Get More of the Pod Every Week🎧 Patreon gets you:Bonus episodes & extra clips Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod Early access & live tour presale Gift memberships 🚀 Prefer Wondery+?Early access every Tuesday Ad-free episodes 🎉 Another week of sport, nostalgia, and nonsense — only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 14 May 2025

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “200: It's Been On The Radio Since 1942 Mike”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss. 🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more! Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 11 May 2025

🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 263: Choking Out O’TooleElis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with another week of niche sporting brilliance, vintage clips, and beautifully off-topic chaos. Expect flying tackles, Scottish football nostalgia, racket sport wars, and a bit of Brian Blessed for good measure."Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional."🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show in 2026! Tickets are on sale now — head to distantpod.com/live for all the details.📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre ✨ What’s On This Week’s Episode?📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Mike: 💥 Maddison Levi tackle – A clever hit you’ll want to see. 🔗 Watch on FacebookElis: ⚽ Craig Bellamy: Pure passion – Classic Bellamy in full flow. 🔗 Watch on YouTubeSteff: 🎾 Padel and Pickleball: The new badminton and squash – The rise of racket sports madness. 🔗 Padel highlights 🔗 Pickleball highlights📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Elis Documentary: 🏴 That Was The Team That Was: Scotland ’74 – A brilliant look back at a legendary squad. 🔗 Watch on BBC iPlayerMike Book: 📚 Absolute Pandemonium by Brian Blessed – Loud, chaotic, and very Brian. 🔗 Get it here📌 PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE) 👉 Join us on Patreon for bonus episodes, spin-offs, and early live show access.Mike: 🤸‍♀️ Ashlyn Pinner & Brandon Gray (USF Cheer Team) – Pure athleticism. 🔗 Watch on FacebookElis: ⚽ Ajax youth team brilliance – The future of football on show. 🔗 Watch on Twitter/XSteff: 🎾 Stefan Edberg magic – A slice of tennis nostalgia. 🔗 Watch on YouTube💡 Get More of the Pod Every Week🎧 Patreon gets you:Bonus episodes & extra clips Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod Early access & live tour presale Gift memberships 🚀 Prefer Wondery+?Early access every Tuesday Ad-free episodes 🎉 Another week of sport, nostalgia, and nonsense — only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 9 May 2025

🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 263: Choking Out O’TooleElis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with another week of niche sporting brilliance, vintage clips, and beautifully off-topic chaos. Expect flying tackles, Scottish football nostalgia, racket sport wars, and a bit of Brian Blessed for good measure."Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional."🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show in 2026! Tickets are on sale now — head to distantpod.com/live for all the details.📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre ✨ What’s On This Week’s Episode?📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Mike: 💥 Maddison Levi tackle – A clever hit you’ll want to see. 🔗 Watch on FacebookElis: ⚽ Craig Bellamy: Pure passion – Classic Bellamy in full flow. 🔗 Watch on YouTubeSteff: 🎾 Padel and Pickleball: The new badminton and squash – The rise of racket sports madness. 🔗 Padel highlights 🔗 Pickleball highlights📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Elis Documentary: 🏴 That Was The Team That Was: Scotland ’74 – A brilliant look back at a legendary squad. 🔗 Watch on BBC iPlayerMike Book: 📚 Absolute Pandemonium by Brian Blessed – Loud, chaotic, and very Brian. 🔗 Get it here📌 PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE) 👉 Join us on Patreon for bonus episodes, spin-offs, and early live show access.Mike: 🤸‍♀️ Ashlyn Pinner & Brandon Gray (USF Cheer Team) – Pure athleticism. 🔗 Watch on FacebookElis: ⚽ Ajax youth team brilliance – The future of football on show. 🔗 Watch on Twitter/XSteff: 🎾 Stefan Edberg magic – A slice of tennis nostalgia. 🔗 Watch on YouTube💡 Get More of the Pod Every Week🎧 Patreon gets you:Bonus episodes & extra clips Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod Early access & live tour presale Gift memberships 🚀 Prefer Wondery+?Early access every Tuesday Ad-free episodes 🎉 Another week of sport, nostalgia, and nonsense — only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 7 May 2025

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “76:Hackney Empire (a) 1st Leg”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss. 🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more! Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 4 May 2025

🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 262: Oh My God, He’s 52!Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return for another week of vintage sporting clips, niche nostalgia, and the usual barely-relevant chaos.This week there’s Gen Z player confusion, outrageous tries, rally car legends, and Baker & Kelly."Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional."🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show in 2026! Tickets are on general sale – head to distantpod.com/live for full info.📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre (Tickets) Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre (Tickets) Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire (Tickets) Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire (Tickets) Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre (Tickets) ✨ What’s On This Week’s Episode?📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Steff: 📻 Baker and Kelly – Classic radio chaos from two absolute legends. 🔗 Watch the clipElis: 👶 Trying to Explain Gen Z – Elis vs the modern world. 🔗 Watch on YouTubeMike: 🏉 What a Try! – “Vintage” rugby brilliance in one brilliant move. 🔗 Watch on Facebook📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Mike’s Documentary Choice: 🏁 Legends of Welsh Sport: Nicky Grist – A deep dive into the world of rally co-driving. 🔗 Watch on BBC iPlayerSteff’s Book Choice: 📚 Warming Up by Madeleine Orr – A timely look at sport and climate change. 🔗 Get it here📌 PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE) 👉 Join us on Patreon for extra episodes, spin-offs, and priority live show access!Steff: ⚽ Flip Throw Madness – A stunning throw-in from the BBC archive. 🔗 Watch on BBCMike: 🎥 Peter Williams: Cameraman, Darts Legend 🔗 Watch on Instagram 🔗 Watch on FacebookElis: 🏉 Rob Howley and Neil Jenkins, 1982 – Two future Welsh legends, looking very different. 🔗 Watch on Facebook💡 Get Even More of the Pod Every Week🎧 Sign up to Patreon for:Bonus Episodes – 30+ minutes of exclusive clips and chaos every week Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod – Our incredible spin-offs Gift Memberships – Treat someone to quality nonsense Early Access & Tour Presales – Be first in line for the live shows 🚀 Prefer Wondery+?Early access every Tuesday Ad-free episodes for pure, unfiltered brilliance 🎉 Another week of sport, nostalgia, and total chaos – only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 2 May 2025

🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 262: Oh My God, He’s 52!Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return for another week of vintage sporting clips, niche nostalgia, and the usual barely-relevant chaos.This week there’s Gen Z player confusion, outrageous tries, rally car legends, and Baker & Kelly."Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional."🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show in 2026! Tickets are on general sale – head to distantpod.com/live for full info.📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre (Tickets) Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre (Tickets) Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire (Tickets) Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire (Tickets) Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre (Tickets) ✨ What’s On This Week’s Episode?📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Steff: 📻 Baker and Kelly – Classic radio chaos from two absolute legends. 🔗 Watch the clipElis: 👶 Trying to Explain Gen Z – Elis vs the modern world. 🔗 Watch on YouTubeMike: 🏉 What a Try! – “Vintage” rugby brilliance in one brilliant move. 🔗 Watch on Facebook📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Mike’s Documentary Choice: 🏁 Legends of Welsh Sport: Nicky Grist – A deep dive into the world of rally co-driving. 🔗 Watch on BBC iPlayerSteff’s Book Choice: 📚 Warming Up by Madeleine Orr – A timely look at sport and climate change. 🔗 Get it here📌 PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE) 👉 Join us on Patreon for extra episodes, spin-offs, and priority live show access!Steff: ⚽ Flip Throw Madness – A stunning throw-in from the BBC archive. 🔗 Watch on BBCMike: 🎥 Peter Williams: Cameraman, Darts Legend 🔗 Watch on Instagram 🔗 Watch on FacebookElis: 🏉 Rob Howley and Neil Jenkins, 1982 – Two future Welsh legends, looking very different. 🔗 Watch on Facebook💡 Get Even More of the Pod Every Week🎧 Sign up to Patreon for:Bonus Episodes – 30+ minutes of exclusive clips and chaos every week Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod – Our incredible spin-offs Gift Memberships – Treat someone to quality nonsense Early Access & Tour Presales – Be first in line for the live shows 🚀 Prefer Wondery+?Early access every Tuesday Ad-free episodes for pure, unfiltered brilliance 🎉 Another week of sport, nostalgia, and total chaos – only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 30 April 2025

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “76:Hackney Empire (a) 1st Leg”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss. 🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more! Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 27 April 2025

🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 261: Medium PerformanceElis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return for another week of niche sporting brilliance, poorly researched tangents, and top-tier nonsense.This week we’ve got: good old-fashioned Welsh rugby nostalgia, Shaun Edwards’ eternal intensity, Millie Bright doing business, and the surprisingly emotional journey of a curling stone. Oh, and a Super Bowl, 1980s-style."Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional."🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live🎫 Want early access? Join the Patreon on a paid tier and get in ahead of the crowd.📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre ✨ What’s On This Week’s Episode?📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Mike: 🗣️ Shaun on Danny – If you need motivation, Shaun Edwards has you covered. Again. 🔗 Watch the clipElis: 🐏 Phil Pugh – Proper Old School – A classic clip from the golden era of Welsh hardmen. 🔗 Watch on Twitter/XSteff: 🏃‍♀️ Millie Bright Invests in Sports Bras – An important conversation about support, equality, and innovation in women’s sport. 🔗 Watch the clip 🔗 Read the full article📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Steff’s Documentary Pick: 🎓 The Gareth Southgate Lecture – Leadership, resilience, and an England manager being genuinely inspiring. 🔗 Watch on BBC iPlayerElis’ Book Choice: 📖 Alternative Wales – Issue 17 – Welsh football culture, fan stories, and proper indie spirit. 🔗 Buy it here📌 PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE) 👉 Join us on Patreon for bonus episodes, spin-off shows, and pre-sale access to live shows.Elis: ⚽ Angel Rangel – What a Guy – Swansea City’s Spanish cult hero. 🔗 Watch the clipSteff: 🏈 Watching the 1981 Super Bowl in the UK – It’s grainy, it’s weird, and it’s glorious. 🔗 Watch on YouTubeMike: 🧊 How Curling Stones Are Made – It’s oddly satisfying and a bit emotional. 🔗 Watch the clip💡 Get More of the Pod Every Week🎧 Join Patreon for the full experience:Bonus Episodes – 30+ mins of extra content weekly. Hoffi Pod & Michael Owen’s Movie Club – Our beloved spin-offs. Gift Memberships – Give a mate the gift of nonsense. Early access & support – Keep the show going and help Mike expand his vintage leisurewear wardrobe. 🚀 Prefer Wondery+?Early access every Tuesday Ad-free episodes for pure, uninterrupted nonsense 🎉 Another week of niche sport, cult heroes, and completely unnecessary tangents – only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 25 April 2025

🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 261: Medium PerformanceElis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return for another week of niche sporting brilliance, poorly researched tangents, and top-tier nonsense.This week we’ve got: good old-fashioned Welsh rugby nostalgia, Shaun Edwards’ eternal intensity, Millie Bright doing business, and the surprisingly emotional journey of a curling stone. Oh, and a Super Bowl, 1980s-style."Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional."🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live🎫 Want early access? Join the Patreon on a paid tier and get in ahead of the crowd.📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre ✨ What’s On This Week’s Episode?📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Mike: 🗣️ Shaun on Danny – If you need motivation, Shaun Edwards has you covered. Again. 🔗 Watch the clipElis: 🐏 Phil Pugh – Proper Old School – A classic clip from the golden era of Welsh hardmen. 🔗 Watch on Twitter/XSteff: 🏃‍♀️ Millie Bright Invests in Sports Bras – An important conversation about support, equality, and innovation in women’s sport. 🔗 Watch the clip 🔗 Read the full article📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Steff’s Documentary Pick: 🎓 The Gareth Southgate Lecture – Leadership, resilience, and an England manager being genuinely inspiring. 🔗 Watch on BBC iPlayerElis’ Book Choice: 📖 Alternative Wales – Issue 17 – Welsh football culture, fan stories, and proper indie spirit. 🔗 Buy it here📌 PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE) 👉 Join us on Patreon for bonus episodes, spin-off shows, and pre-sale access to live shows.Elis: ⚽ Angel Rangel – What a Guy – Swansea City’s Spanish cult hero. 🔗 Watch the clipSteff: 🏈 Watching the 1981 Super Bowl in the UK – It’s grainy, it’s weird, and it’s glorious. 🔗 Watch on YouTubeMike: 🧊 How Curling Stones Are Made – It’s oddly satisfying and a bit emotional. 🔗 Watch the clip💡 Get More of the Pod Every Week🎧 Join Patreon for the full experience:Bonus Episodes – 30+ mins of extra content weekly. Hoffi Pod & Michael Owen’s Movie Club – Our beloved spin-offs. Gift Memberships – Give a mate the gift of nonsense. Early access & support – Keep the show going and help Mike expand his vintage leisurewear wardrobe. 🚀 Prefer Wondery+?Early access every Tuesday Ad-free episodes for pure, uninterrupted nonsense 🎉 Another week of niche sport, cult heroes, and completely unnecessary tangents – only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 23 April 2025

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “94:Grubs and Slobs”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 20 April 2025

🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 260: Our Friends at the Ford Motor CompanyElis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with another week of sporting chaos, niche nostalgia, and tangents that take longer to arrive than a Capri Mk2 in rush hour.This week we’ve got: Wally losing it in the dugout, rugby underdogs upsetting the giants, Elton John’s autobiography, and a heartfelt poem about Steve Bull delivered by actual rock royalty. Also – the Grand Slam Track, some subtle Rishi shade, and a celebration of Aaron Ramsey’s journey from Caerphilly to Captain.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”✨ What’s on This Week’s Episode?📌 PART 1 (Out Wednesday)Mike: 😡 Wally Backman Meltdown – Baseball manager goes full nuclear. It’s a masterclass in swearing and dugout destruction. 🔗 Watch the clipElis: 🎤 Steve Bull Poem by Tom Parry – Performed by Robert Plant (Yes, that one) It’s heartfelt, hilarious, and has a Led Zeppelin frontman reading about a Wolves legend. 🔗 Watch the clipSteff: 🏉 Moana Pasifika Beat the Crusaders – One of Super Rugby’s greatest underdog moments. Spine-tingling. 🔗 Watch the try📌 PART 2 (Out Friday)Elis’ Documentary Pick: Premier League Stories: Aaron Ramsey – From local lad to European stage, with all the drama in between. 🔗 Watch on NOW TVMike’s Book Choice: 🎹 Me by Elton John – Music, madness, tantrums, tiaras… and probably a fair bit of Watford FC. 🔗 Buy it here📌 PART 3 (Patreon Exclusive)Elis: 💼 Rishi Sunak Banter – Sometimes you just have to let a clip speak for itself. 🔗 Watch on FacebookSteff: 🎵 Grand Slam Track 🔗 Watch the short 🔗 Visit Grand Slam TrackMike: ⛳ Ian Poulter & Cam Smith. 🔗 Watch the clip💡 Want Even More of the Pod Every Week?🎧 Join Patreon! Patreon is the best way to support the show and unlock exclusive weekly content:Bonus Episodes – 30+ mins of extra clips and chaos every week. Hoffi Pod & Michael Owen’s Movie Club – Our legendary spin-offs. Gift Memberships – Treat a mate to proper nonsense. Help us keep going – And keep Mike in Ford Cortina (not the new one) memorabilia. 👉 Join the £8 or £10 tiers now🚀 Or Try Wondery+🎙️ Early access every Tuesday ❌ Completely ad-free listening 🎉 Another week of barely researched brilliance, niche nostalgia, and sporting absurdity – only at The Socially Distant Sports Bar! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 18 April 2025

🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 260: Our Friends at the Ford Motor CompanyElis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with another week of sporting chaos, niche nostalgia, and tangents that take longer to arrive than a Capri Mk2 in rush hour.This week we’ve got: Wally losing it in the dugout, rugby underdogs upsetting the giants, Elton John’s autobiography, and a heartfelt poem about Steve Bull delivered by actual rock royalty. Also – the Grand Slam Track, some subtle Rishi shade, and a celebration of Aaron Ramsey’s journey from Caerphilly to Captain.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”✨ What’s on This Week’s Episode?📌 PART 1 (Out Wednesday)Mike: 😡 Wally Backman Meltdown – Baseball manager goes full nuclear. It’s a masterclass in swearing and dugout destruction. 🔗 Watch the clipElis: 🎤 Steve Bull Poem by Tom Parry – Performed by Robert Plant (Yes, that one) It’s heartfelt, hilarious, and has a Led Zeppelin frontman reading about a Wolves legend. 🔗 Watch the clipSteff: 🏉 Moana Pasifika Beat the Crusaders – One of Super Rugby’s greatest underdog moments. Spine-tingling. 🔗 Watch the try📌 PART 2 (Out Friday)Elis’ Documentary Pick: Premier League Stories: Aaron Ramsey – From local lad to European stage, with all the drama in between. 🔗 Watch on NOW TVMike’s Book Choice: 🎹 Me by Elton John – Music, madness, tantrums, tiaras… and probably a fair bit of Watford FC. 🔗 Buy it here📌 PART 3 (Patreon Exclusive)Elis: 💼 Rishi Sunak Banter – Sometimes you just have to let a clip speak for itself. 🔗 Watch on FacebookSteff: 🎵 Grand Slam Track 🔗 Watch the short 🔗 Visit Grand Slam TrackMike: ⛳ Ian Poulter & Cam Smith. 🔗 Watch the clip💡 Want Even More of the Pod Every Week?🎧 Join Patreon! Patreon is the best way to support the show and unlock exclusive weekly content:Bonus Episodes – 30+ mins of extra clips and chaos every week. Hoffi Pod & Michael Owen’s Movie Club – Our legendary spin-offs. Gift Memberships – Treat a mate to proper nonsense. Help us keep going – And keep Mike in Ford Cortina (not the new one) memorabilia. 👉 Join the £8 or £10 tiers now🚀 Or Try Wondery+🎙️ Early access every Tuesday ❌ Completely ad-free listening 🎉 Another week of barely researched brilliance, niche nostalgia, and sporting absurdity – only at The Socially Distant Sports Bar! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 16 April 2025

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “203: I Do It All In The Nude ”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 13 April 2025

🎙️ Welcome to The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 259Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return for another round of sporting chaos, wild tangents, and barely-researched brilliance.This week? Public toilet jeopardy, rugby referee rage, George Foreman defying time, a YA novel about running, and one of the most terrifying away ends in football. Just another week in the Bar.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”✨ What’s on This Week’s Episode?📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY):Elis: 🚽 The Dangers of Going for a Piss – When nature calls mid-game, chaos can follow. 🔗 Watch the clip🧟 Mordor Away – A genuinely terrifying away end. Orcs probably booed. 🔗 Watch the clipMike: 🗣️ Angus Gardner: RefChaos – Mike breaks down one of the greatest ref moments in rugby. 🔗 Watch the clip📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY):🏋️‍♂️ Documentary: Dorian Yates – The Original Mass Monster Old-school bodybuilding, big weights, bigger intensity. 🔗 Watch on Amazon📚 Book: Ghost by Jason Reynolds A fast, sharp young adult novel about running, fear, and finding your pace in life. 🔗 Buy it here📌 PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE):Steff: 🥊 Foreman – 21 Years Apart – George Foreman becomes world champ in '73… and again in '94. Unbelievable. 🔗 1973 Fight 🔗 1994 Full Fight 🔗 Short Version🧠 Quade Cooper on Communication – Chill, thoughtful, and unexpectedly deep. 🔗 Watch the clip⚽ Panama Beat USA – Underdogs, upsets, and pure CONCACAF energy. 🔗 Watch the clip💡 Join Patreon – Get More of the Pod Every WeekWant even more nonsense? Patreon is the best way to support the show and get exclusive extras:🎧 Bonus Episodes – 30 minutes of extra clips and chaos every week. 🎬 Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod – Instant access to our bonus spin-offs. 🎁 Gift Memberships – Give the gift of quality nonsense. 💸 Support the Pod – Help us keep going (and keep Mike in vintage flares). 👉 Join the £8 or £10 tiers now and unlock it all.🚀 Prefer Wondery+?🎙️ Early access – Listen every Tuesday. ❌ Ad-free – Just the good stuff, no interruptions. 🎉 Another week of nostalgia, nonsense, and niche sporting brilliance – only at The Socially Distant Sports Bar. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 11 April 2025

🎙️ Welcome to The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 259Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return for another round of sporting chaos, wild tangents, and barely-researched brilliance.This week? Public toilet jeopardy, rugby referee rage, George Foreman defying time, a YA novel about running, and one of the most terrifying away ends in football. Just another week in the Bar.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”✨ What’s on This Week’s Episode?📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY):Elis: 🚽 The Dangers of Going for a Piss – When nature calls mid-game, chaos can follow. 🔗 Watch the clip🧟 Mordor Away – A genuinely terrifying away end. Orcs probably booed. 🔗 Watch the clipMike: 🗣️ Angus Gardner: RefChaos – Mike breaks down one of the greatest ref moments in rugby. 🔗 Watch the clip📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY):🏋️‍♂️ Documentary: Dorian Yates – The Original Mass Monster Old-school bodybuilding, big weights, bigger intensity. 🔗 Watch on Amazon📚 Book: Ghost by Jason Reynolds A fast, sharp young adult novel about running, fear, and finding your pace in life. 🔗 Buy it here📌 PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE):Steff: 🥊 Foreman – 21 Years Apart – George Foreman becomes world champ in '73… and again in '94. Unbelievable. 🔗 1973 Fight 🔗 1994 Full Fight 🔗 Short Version🧠 Quade Cooper on Communication – Chill, thoughtful, and unexpectedly deep. 🔗 Watch the clip⚽ Panama Beat USA – Underdogs, upsets, and pure CONCACAF energy. 🔗 Watch the clip💡 Join Patreon – Get More of the Pod Every WeekWant even more nonsense? Patreon is the best way to support the show and get exclusive extras:🎧 Bonus Episodes – 30 minutes of extra clips and chaos every week. 🎬 Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod – Instant access to our bonus spin-offs. 🎁 Gift Memberships – Give the gift of quality nonsense. 💸 Support the Pod – Help us keep going (and keep Mike in vintage flares). 👉 Join the £8 or £10 tiers now and unlock it all.🚀 Prefer Wondery+?🎙️ Early access – Listen every Tuesday. ❌ Ad-free – Just the good stuff, no interruptions. 🎉 Another week of nostalgia, nonsense, and niche sporting brilliance – only at The Socially Distant Sports Bar. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 9 April 2025

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “208:Don’t You Know Who I Think I Am?”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 6 April 2025

🎉 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – 5th Anniversary Special! 🎙️ Episode 258Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back for a very special episode – celebrating five incredible years of the podcast!From our very first episode to now, it’s been five years of sporting chaos, niche nostalgia, and barely relevant tangents. This week, we’re marking the occasion in style:🎸 Brand New Theme Tunes – The incredible Secret Guitarist has recorded fresh theme tunes just for us! 🎥 Live Stream Recording – Our Patreon members got to watch this episode recorded live! 🎂 Five Years of Nonsense – Half a decade of barely-researched sporting takes.✨ THIS WEEK’S SHOW – Don’t Miss It!This week, we’ve got everything: ⚽ Football tea troubles 🎸 College football anthems 📚 A must-read book which clearly isn’t about sports & an eye-opening sports doc📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY):🫖 Duncan Ferguson Hates the Tea at Flint Town United – Turns out Big Dunc isn’t just tough on defenders… he’s got very strong opinions on a cuppa. 📺 Watch here🤝 Roy Keane’s Reluctant Handshake – Peak Keano. A masterclass in absolute refusal. 📺 Watch here🎶 Tom Petty’s "Won’t Back Down" at Florida Gators – An American sports anthem at its best. Goosebumps guaranteed. 📺 Watch here📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY):📽️ Documentary – 26.2 to Life – A fascinating deep dive into the San Quentin Prison Marathon. 📺 Watch here📖 Book – Postwar by Tony Judt – Elis’ pick this week is a monumental book on European history – sport might feature, but we can’t promise. 📚 Get it here📌 PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE):🎤 Sometimes Maybe Good… – One of the greatest football press conference moments of all time. 📺 Watch here🏈 Jon Gruden on Andrew Luck – The most Gruden clip ever. 📺 Watch here⚽ Shithousery at Dennis Bergkamp’s Testimonial – Even a testimonial isn’t safe from peak football nonsense. 📺 Watch here🎧 How to Get Even More of the Pod💡 Join Patreon for Bonus Content!Want more clips, more chaos, and more laughs? Patreon is the best way to support the pod and get extra content every week:🎙️ Bonus Episodes – 30 minutes of exclusive nonsense every week. 🎬 Hoffi Pod & Michael Owen’s Movie Club – Two of the best bonus pods, included in your membership. 🎁 Gift Memberships – Treat a mate to quality nonsense. 💰 Support the Pod – Every penny helps keep the show running (and funds Mike’s ever-growing collection of ‘70s leisurewear).👉 Join the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and unlock it all!🎥 Bonus Podcasts – Only on Patreon!🍿 Michael Owen’s Movie Club – Reviewing sports films, from classics to absolute disasters. Expect strong opinions, dodgy acting, and a lot of unexpected tangents.🎧 Hoffi Pod – Elis and Steff dig into their favourite non-sports clips, while Mike provides… let’s just call it enthusiastic commentary.🚀 Why Wondery+?Not into Patreon? Wondery+ gives you:🔹 Early access – Listen every Tuesday before anyone else. 🔹 Ad-free episodes – Just the good stuff, no interruptions.🎂 FIVE YEARS OF SPORTING NONSENSE – THANK YOU FOR LISTENING! 🎉Here’s to the next five years… Enjoy the episode! 🎙️ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 4 April 2025