The Socially Distant Sports Bar

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 268: D’You Want A Selfie?Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another helping of tangents, top-tier nostalgia, and hilariously niche sporting nonsense.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!The Socially Distant Sports Bar LIVE is coming to a stage near you! 🎫 Tickets are on sale now – get yours at 👉 distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre ✨ This Week’s Episode – 268: D’You Want A Selfie?📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Elis: Suuuuunderland!! – one of the greatest local commentaries you’ll hear 🔗 Watch on X Mike: Back Garden Goals – this dad’s got tekkers 🔗 Watch on Facebook Steff: Obama: Grassroots Coach 🔗 Watch full version 🔗 Watch the short 📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Steff Documentary: Little Miss Sumo – a powerful short doc about breaking barriers in Japanese sport 🔗 Watch on Netflix Elis Book: 26.2 Miles to Happiness by Paul Tonkinson – endurance, euphoria, and marathon meditations 🔗 Get the book 📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE👉 Get bonus episodes, spin-offs, and early access at patreon.com/distantpodMike: Nationwide Football, 1972 🔗 Watch on YouTube Steff: FIFA Club World Cup 🔗Jordan Morris 🔗Thiago Silva 🔗BayernElis: Dutch League Madness 🔗 Fans lose the plot 🔗Goal💡 Join the Club🎧 Patreon – get:Weekly bonus content Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod Gift memberships 🚀 Wondery+ – early episodes every Tuesday, ad-free See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 11 June 2025

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “211: Café Owners Are Sexy ”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss. 🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more! Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 8 June 2025

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 267: Show Me The ArianElis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with another round of tangents, top-tier clips, niche nostalgia, and barely connected sporting brilliance.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!Yes – we’re taking this beautiful nonsense on the road. Tickets are on general sale now – grab yours at 👉 distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre ✨ This Week’s Episode – Here’s What’s In Store📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Elis: Paul Tonkinson vs the Marathon des Sables – a brutal ultra marathon and one comedian’s epic run 🔗 Watch on Instagram ❤️ Support Paul’s fundraiser Mike: Leinster, Levelled Up – a powerful bit of rugby content 🔗 Watch on Instagram Steff: Josh Tarling – a deep dive into one of the most exciting British cyclists around 🔗 Short feature 🔗 Team GB profile 🔗 Race footage 📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Elis Documentary: Giant Killers – Newport County 🔗 Watch on YouTube Mike Book: George’s Fateful D-Day by David Brayley – a powerful story of sport and WWII 🔗 Get the book 📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE👉 Join us at patreon.com/distantpod for bonus content, early access, spin-offs, and the usual delightful chaos.Steff: EastEnders FC – fictional football, but real drama 🔗 Watch on Instagram Elis: Liverpool v Auxerre, 1992 – a perfect Anfield comeback in the UEFA Cup 🔗 Watch on YouTube Mike: Jaxson Dart  🔗 Watch on Instagram 💡 Want Even More?🎧 Patreon – early access, bonus content, and spin-offs like Michael Owen’s Movie Club and Hoffi Pod 🚀 Wondery+ – early episodes every Tuesday and ad-free listening🎉 Another week of great clips, obscure sports, and complete nonsense – only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 6 June 2025

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 267: Show Me The ArianElis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with another round of tangents, top-tier clips, niche nostalgia, and barely connected sporting brilliance.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!Yes – we’re taking this beautiful nonsense on the road. Tickets are on general sale now – grab yours at 👉 distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre ✨ This Week’s Episode – Here’s What’s In Store📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Elis: Paul Tonkinson vs the Marathon des Sables – a brutal ultra marathon and one comedian’s epic run 🔗 Watch on Instagram ❤️ Support Paul’s fundraiser Mike: Leinster, Levelled Up – a powerful bit of rugby content 🔗 Watch on Instagram Steff: Josh Tarling – a deep dive into one of the most exciting British cyclists around 🔗 Short feature 🔗 Team GB profile 🔗 Race footage 📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Elis Documentary: Giant Killers – Newport County 🔗 Watch on YouTube Mike Book: George’s Fateful D-Day by David Brayley – a powerful story of sport and WWII 🔗 Get the book 📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE👉 Join us at patreon.com/distantpod for bonus content, early access, spin-offs, and the usual delightful chaos.Steff: EastEnders FC – fictional football, but real drama 🔗 Watch on Instagram Elis: Liverpool v Auxerre, 1992 – a perfect Anfield comeback in the UEFA Cup 🔗 Watch on YouTube Mike: Jaxson Dart  🔗 Watch on Instagram 💡 Want Even More?🎧 Patreon – early access, bonus content, and spin-offs like Michael Owen’s Movie Club and Hoffi Pod 🚀 Wondery+ – early episodes every Tuesday and ad-free listening🎉 Another week of great clips, obscure sports, and complete nonsense – only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 4 June 2025

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “140: $illy”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss. 🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more! Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 1 June 2025

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 266Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another week of top-tier sporting nonsense, niche nostalgia, and barely relevant tangents.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show next year – and tickets are on general sale now! 🔗 Grab yours at distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre ✨ What’s On This Week’s Show?📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Steff: Slaven 🔗 Watch on Instagram Mike: Will Greenwood praises Allan Bateman 🔗 Watch on Instagram Elis: Have a look at the Ref… 🔗 Watch on X 📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Mike Documentary: Ruud Gullit on The Overlap. 🔗 Watch on YouTube Steff Book: Raider – The Raymond Chester Story by Jon Gower A fascinating deep dive into a groundbreaking NFL life.https://www.uwp.co.uk/book/raider-gower/ 🔗 Hay Festival Event 📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE🎧 Subscribe at patreon.com/distantpod for:Bonus episodes every week Spin-offs like Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod Tour presale access Gift memberships Steff: Perfect post-match interview 🔗 Watch on Instagram Mike: The Kop in full voice, 1974 🔗 Watch on Facebook Elis: Doncaster Rovers 🔗 Watch on X 💡 Get More Every Week📣 Prefer Wondery+?Get early episodes every Tuesday Ad-free listening All the nonsense, no interruptions 🎉 Another week of classic clips, weird sports, and total nonsense – only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 30 May 2025

🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 266Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another week of top-tier sporting nonsense, niche nostalgia, and barely relevant tangents.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show next year – and tickets are on general sale now! 🔗 Grab yours at distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre ✨ What’s On This Week’s Show?📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Steff: Slaven 🔗 Watch on Instagram Mike: Will Greenwood praises Allan Bateman 🔗 Watch on Instagram Elis: Have a look at the Ref… 🔗 Watch on X 📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Mike Documentary: Ruud Gullit on The Overlap. 🔗 Watch on YouTube Steff Book: Raider – The Raymond Chester Story by Jon Gower A fascinating deep dive into a groundbreaking NFL life.https://www.uwp.co.uk/book/raider-gower/ 🔗 Hay Festival Event 📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE🎧 Subscribe at patreon.com/distantpod for:Bonus episodes every week Spin-offs like Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod Tour presale access Gift memberships Steff: Perfect post-match interview 🔗 Watch on Instagram Mike: The Kop in full voice, 1974 🔗 Watch on Facebook Elis: Doncaster Rovers 🔗 Watch on X 💡 Get More Every Week📣 Prefer Wondery+?Get early episodes every Tuesday Ad-free listening All the nonsense, no interruptions 🎉 Another week of classic clips, weird sports, and total nonsense – only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 28 May 2025

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “211: Cafe Owners Are Sexy”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss. 🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more! Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 25 May 2025

🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 265: Average Dick DaveElis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another week of top-tier sporting nonsense, niche nostalgia, and barely relevant tangents.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026! We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show in 2026! Tickets are on general sale now – grab yours at distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre ✨ This Week’s Show – Don’t Miss It!📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Mike: 🎥 Young Rory CompilationClip 1 – Instagram Clip 2 – Facebook Clip 3 – Instagram Steff: ⚽ Total Football in Action – Netherlands 1974 🔗 Watch on YouTubeElis: 🏃‍♀️ Hungover Marathon Runner from Swansea 🔗 Watch on Facebook📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Steff Doc: ⚾ The Clubhouse – An inside look at the culture, characters, and chaos of the Boston Red Sox. 🔗 Watch on NetflixElis Book: 📚 The Art of Captaincy by Mike Brearley – A thoughtful look into leadership on and off the field. 🔗 Buy on Amazon📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE 👉 Subscribe at patreon.com/distantpod for bonus episodes, spin-offs, and early live show access.Steff: 🏏 14-Year-Old Sensation in the IPL 🔗 Watch the clipMike: 😂 Just Funny – No context needed 🔗 Watch on InstagramElis: ⚽ When Man City Got Relegated from the Prem 🔗 Watch on X💡 Get More Every Week🎧 Patreon gets you:Bonus content every week Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod Early access and tour presale Gift memberships 🚀 Prefer Wondery+?Early episodes every Tuesday Ad-free listening 🎉 Another week of classic clips, weird sports, and total nonsense — only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 23 May 2025

🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 265: Average Dick DaveElis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another week of top-tier sporting nonsense, niche nostalgia, and barely relevant tangents.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026! We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show in 2026! Tickets are on general sale now – grab yours at distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre ✨ This Week’s Show – Don’t Miss It!📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Mike: 🎥 Young Rory CompilationClip 1 – Instagram Clip 2 – Facebook Clip 3 – Instagram Steff: ⚽ Total Football in Action – Netherlands 1974 🔗 Watch on YouTubeElis: 🏃‍♀️ Hungover Marathon Runner from Swansea 🔗 Watch on Facebook📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Steff Doc: ⚾ The Clubhouse – An inside look at the culture, characters, and chaos of the Boston Red Sox. 🔗 Watch on NetflixElis Book: 📚 The Art of Captaincy by Mike Brearley – A thoughtful look into leadership on and off the field. 🔗 Buy on Amazon📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE 👉 Subscribe at patreon.com/distantpod for bonus episodes, spin-offs, and early live show access.Steff: 🏏 14-Year-Old Sensation in the IPL 🔗 Watch the clipMike: 😂 Just Funny – No context needed 🔗 Watch on InstagramElis: ⚽ When Man City Got Relegated from the Prem 🔗 Watch on X💡 Get More Every Week🎧 Patreon gets you:Bonus content every week Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod Early access and tour presale Gift memberships 🚀 Prefer Wondery+?Early episodes every Tuesday Ad-free listening 🎉 Another week of classic clips, weird sports, and total nonsense — only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 21 May 2025

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “171, Gordon Smart, Live At Islington (a)”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss. 🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more! Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 18 May 2025

Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another round of top-tier sporting nonsense, barely researched takes, and an absolutely brilliant special guest.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”✨ This Week’s Special Guest – Max Rushden!If you’ve enjoyed our guest episodes with Chesney Hawkes, Josh Widdicombe, or Sam Warburton, you’re in for a treat.This week we welcome Max Rushden — broadcaster, podcaster, football obsessive, and all-round good guy.Max is the long-running host of Guardian Football Weekly, where he teams up with our friend Barry Glendenning for football chat, laughs, and chaos. He’s also recently launched a new podcast with comedian David O’Doherty called What Did You Do Yesterday?, where they interview fascinating guests about a completely ordinary day.🎧 Guardian Football Weekly 🎧 What Did You Do Yesterday?Max’s broadcasting career has spanned BBC Radio 5 Live, talkSPORT, Channel 4’s Jump Off, and iconic years hosting Sky’s Soccer AM. Known for his wit, love of the underdog, and eye for the ridiculous, Max fits right in at the Distant Pod.🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show in 2026! Tickets on general sale now – head to distantpod.com/live for all the details.📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre 🎉 This Week’s Show – Don’t Miss It!Max has brought some absolute gems to the show:🥫 Baked Beans, Penalties – Max and Charlie Baker 🔗 Watch on X/Twitter🐎 Man Versus Beast Yes, humans really raced animals on TV in 2003. No, we can’t quite believe it either. 🔗 Watch on YouTube⛸️ Steven Bradbury – Australian Speed Skating Gold, 2002 The greatest underdog gold medal of all time. 🔗 Watch on YouTube (Yes, Joe Marler wishes he picked it, but no, it wasn’t actually his choice. And yes, technically Steff picked it for a live stream, but… we’ve lost the tapes.)📖 A Little Extra Gift from MaxMax also shared this brilliant nostalgic piece that perfectly fits the vibe of the pod: 🔗 Vonk, Zoeller, Tomba… The Joy of Sporting Names (The Guardian)💡 Get More of the Pod Every Week🎧 Patreon gets you:Bonus episodes & extra clips Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod Early access & live tour presale Gift memberships 🚀 Prefer Wondery+?Early access every Tuesday Ad-free episodes 🎉 Another week of sport, nostalgia, and nonsense — only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 16 May 2025

Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another round of top-tier sporting nonsense, barely researched takes, and an absolutely brilliant special guest.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”✨ This Week’s Special Guest – Max Rushden!If you’ve enjoyed our guest episodes with Chesney Hawkes, Josh Widdicombe, or Sam Warburton, you’re in for a treat.This week we welcome Max Rushden — broadcaster, podcaster, football obsessive, and all-round good guy.Max is the long-running host of Guardian Football Weekly, where he teams up with our friend Barry Glendenning for football chat, laughs, and chaos. He’s also recently launched a new podcast with comedian David O’Doherty called What Did You Do Yesterday?, where they interview fascinating guests about a completely ordinary day.🎧 Guardian Football Weekly 🎧 What Did You Do Yesterday?Max’s broadcasting career has spanned BBC Radio 5 Live, talkSPORT, Channel 4’s Jump Off, and iconic years hosting Sky’s Soccer AM. Known for his wit, love of the underdog, and eye for the ridiculous, Max fits right in at the Distant Pod.🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show in 2026! Tickets on general sale now – head to distantpod.com/live for all the details.📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre 🎉 This Week’s Show – Don’t Miss It!Max has brought some absolute gems to the show:🥫 Baked Beans, Penalties – Max and Charlie Baker 🔗 Watch on X/Twitter🐎 Man Versus Beast Yes, humans really raced animals on TV in 2003. No, we can’t quite believe it either. 🔗 Watch on YouTube⛸️ Steven Bradbury – Australian Speed Skating Gold, 2002 The greatest underdog gold medal of all time. 🔗 Watch on YouTube (Yes, Joe Marler wishes he picked it, but no, it wasn’t actually his choice. And yes, technically Steff picked it for a live stream, but… we’ve lost the tapes.)📖 A Little Extra Gift from MaxMax also shared this brilliant nostalgic piece that perfectly fits the vibe of the pod: 🔗 Vonk, Zoeller, Tomba… The Joy of Sporting Names (The Guardian)💡 Get More of the Pod Every Week🎧 Patreon gets you:Bonus episodes & extra clips Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod Early access & live tour presale Gift memberships 🚀 Prefer Wondery+?Early access every Tuesday Ad-free episodes 🎉 Another week of sport, nostalgia, and nonsense — only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 14 May 2025

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “200: It's Been On The Radio Since 1942 Mike”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss. 🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more! Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 11 May 2025

🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 263: Choking Out O’TooleElis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with another week of niche sporting brilliance, vintage clips, and beautifully off-topic chaos. Expect flying tackles, Scottish football nostalgia, racket sport wars, and a bit of Brian Blessed for good measure."Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional."🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show in 2026! Tickets are on sale now — head to distantpod.com/live for all the details.📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre ✨ What’s On This Week’s Episode?📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Mike: 💥 Maddison Levi tackle – A clever hit you’ll want to see. 🔗 Watch on FacebookElis: ⚽ Craig Bellamy: Pure passion – Classic Bellamy in full flow. 🔗 Watch on YouTubeSteff: 🎾 Padel and Pickleball: The new badminton and squash – The rise of racket sports madness. 🔗 Padel highlights 🔗 Pickleball highlights📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Elis Documentary: 🏴 That Was The Team That Was: Scotland ’74 – A brilliant look back at a legendary squad. 🔗 Watch on BBC iPlayerMike Book: 📚 Absolute Pandemonium by Brian Blessed – Loud, chaotic, and very Brian. 🔗 Get it here📌 PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE) 👉 Join us on Patreon for bonus episodes, spin-offs, and early live show access.Mike: 🤸‍♀️ Ashlyn Pinner & Brandon Gray (USF Cheer Team) – Pure athleticism. 🔗 Watch on FacebookElis: ⚽ Ajax youth team brilliance – The future of football on show. 🔗 Watch on Twitter/XSteff: 🎾 Stefan Edberg magic – A slice of tennis nostalgia. 🔗 Watch on YouTube💡 Get More of the Pod Every Week🎧 Patreon gets you:Bonus episodes & extra clips Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod Early access & live tour presale Gift memberships 🚀 Prefer Wondery+?Early access every Tuesday Ad-free episodes 🎉 Another week of sport, nostalgia, and nonsense — only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 9 May 2025

🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 263: Choking Out O’TooleElis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with another week of niche sporting brilliance, vintage clips, and beautifully off-topic chaos. Expect flying tackles, Scottish football nostalgia, racket sport wars, and a bit of Brian Blessed for good measure."Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional."🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show in 2026! Tickets are on sale now — head to distantpod.com/live for all the details.📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre ✨ What’s On This Week’s Episode?📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Mike: 💥 Maddison Levi tackle – A clever hit you’ll want to see. 🔗 Watch on FacebookElis: ⚽ Craig Bellamy: Pure passion – Classic Bellamy in full flow. 🔗 Watch on YouTubeSteff: 🎾 Padel and Pickleball: The new badminton and squash – The rise of racket sports madness. 🔗 Padel highlights 🔗 Pickleball highlights📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Elis Documentary: 🏴 That Was The Team That Was: Scotland ’74 – A brilliant look back at a legendary squad. 🔗 Watch on BBC iPlayerMike Book: 📚 Absolute Pandemonium by Brian Blessed – Loud, chaotic, and very Brian. 🔗 Get it here📌 PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE) 👉 Join us on Patreon for bonus episodes, spin-offs, and early live show access.Mike: 🤸‍♀️ Ashlyn Pinner & Brandon Gray (USF Cheer Team) – Pure athleticism. 🔗 Watch on FacebookElis: ⚽ Ajax youth team brilliance – The future of football on show. 🔗 Watch on Twitter/XSteff: 🎾 Stefan Edberg magic – A slice of tennis nostalgia. 🔗 Watch on YouTube💡 Get More of the Pod Every Week🎧 Patreon gets you:Bonus episodes & extra clips Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod Early access & live tour presale Gift memberships 🚀 Prefer Wondery+?Early access every Tuesday Ad-free episodes 🎉 Another week of sport, nostalgia, and nonsense — only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 7 May 2025

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “76:Hackney Empire (a) 1st Leg”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss. 🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more! Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 4 May 2025

🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 262: Oh My God, He’s 52!Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return for another week of vintage sporting clips, niche nostalgia, and the usual barely-relevant chaos.This week there’s Gen Z player confusion, outrageous tries, rally car legends, and Baker & Kelly."Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional."🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show in 2026! Tickets are on general sale – head to distantpod.com/live for full info.📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre (Tickets) Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre (Tickets) Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire (Tickets) Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire (Tickets) Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre (Tickets) ✨ What’s On This Week’s Episode?📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Steff: 📻 Baker and Kelly – Classic radio chaos from two absolute legends. 🔗 Watch the clipElis: 👶 Trying to Explain Gen Z – Elis vs the modern world. 🔗 Watch on YouTubeMike: 🏉 What a Try! – “Vintage” rugby brilliance in one brilliant move. 🔗 Watch on Facebook📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Mike’s Documentary Choice: 🏁 Legends of Welsh Sport: Nicky Grist – A deep dive into the world of rally co-driving. 🔗 Watch on BBC iPlayerSteff’s Book Choice: 📚 Warming Up by Madeleine Orr – A timely look at sport and climate change. 🔗 Get it here📌 PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE) 👉 Join us on Patreon for extra episodes, spin-offs, and priority live show access!Steff: ⚽ Flip Throw Madness – A stunning throw-in from the BBC archive. 🔗 Watch on BBCMike: 🎥 Peter Williams: Cameraman, Darts Legend 🔗 Watch on Instagram 🔗 Watch on FacebookElis: 🏉 Rob Howley and Neil Jenkins, 1982 – Two future Welsh legends, looking very different. 🔗 Watch on Facebook💡 Get Even More of the Pod Every Week🎧 Sign up to Patreon for:Bonus Episodes – 30+ minutes of exclusive clips and chaos every week Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod – Our incredible spin-offs Gift Memberships – Treat someone to quality nonsense Early Access & Tour Presales – Be first in line for the live shows 🚀 Prefer Wondery+?Early access every Tuesday Ad-free episodes for pure, unfiltered brilliance 🎉 Another week of sport, nostalgia, and total chaos – only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 2 May 2025

🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 262: Oh My God, He’s 52!Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return for another week of vintage sporting clips, niche nostalgia, and the usual barely-relevant chaos.This week there’s Gen Z player confusion, outrageous tries, rally car legends, and Baker & Kelly."Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional."🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show in 2026! Tickets are on general sale – head to distantpod.com/live for full info.📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre (Tickets) Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre (Tickets) Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire (Tickets) Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire (Tickets) Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre (Tickets) ✨ What’s On This Week’s Episode?📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Steff: 📻 Baker and Kelly – Classic radio chaos from two absolute legends. 🔗 Watch the clipElis: 👶 Trying to Explain Gen Z – Elis vs the modern world. 🔗 Watch on YouTubeMike: 🏉 What a Try! – “Vintage” rugby brilliance in one brilliant move. 🔗 Watch on Facebook📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Mike’s Documentary Choice: 🏁 Legends of Welsh Sport: Nicky Grist – A deep dive into the world of rally co-driving. 🔗 Watch on BBC iPlayerSteff’s Book Choice: 📚 Warming Up by Madeleine Orr – A timely look at sport and climate change. 🔗 Get it here📌 PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE) 👉 Join us on Patreon for extra episodes, spin-offs, and priority live show access!Steff: ⚽ Flip Throw Madness – A stunning throw-in from the BBC archive. 🔗 Watch on BBCMike: 🎥 Peter Williams: Cameraman, Darts Legend 🔗 Watch on Instagram 🔗 Watch on FacebookElis: 🏉 Rob Howley and Neil Jenkins, 1982 – Two future Welsh legends, looking very different. 🔗 Watch on Facebook💡 Get Even More of the Pod Every Week🎧 Sign up to Patreon for:Bonus Episodes – 30+ minutes of exclusive clips and chaos every week Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod – Our incredible spin-offs Gift Memberships – Treat someone to quality nonsense Early Access & Tour Presales – Be first in line for the live shows 🚀 Prefer Wondery+?Early access every Tuesday Ad-free episodes for pure, unfiltered brilliance 🎉 Another week of sport, nostalgia, and total chaos – only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 30 April 2025

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “76:Hackney Empire (a) 1st Leg”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss. 🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more! Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 27 April 2025

🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 261: Medium PerformanceElis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return for another week of niche sporting brilliance, poorly researched tangents, and top-tier nonsense.This week we’ve got: good old-fashioned Welsh rugby nostalgia, Shaun Edwards’ eternal intensity, Millie Bright doing business, and the surprisingly emotional journey of a curling stone. Oh, and a Super Bowl, 1980s-style."Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional."🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live🎫 Want early access? Join the Patreon on a paid tier and get in ahead of the crowd.📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre ✨ What’s On This Week’s Episode?📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Mike: 🗣️ Shaun on Danny – If you need motivation, Shaun Edwards has you covered. Again. 🔗 Watch the clipElis: 🐏 Phil Pugh – Proper Old School – A classic clip from the golden era of Welsh hardmen. 🔗 Watch on Twitter/XSteff: 🏃‍♀️ Millie Bright Invests in Sports Bras – An important conversation about support, equality, and innovation in women’s sport. 🔗 Watch the clip 🔗 Read the full article📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Steff’s Documentary Pick: 🎓 The Gareth Southgate Lecture – Leadership, resilience, and an England manager being genuinely inspiring. 🔗 Watch on BBC iPlayerElis’ Book Choice: 📖 Alternative Wales – Issue 17 – Welsh football culture, fan stories, and proper indie spirit. 🔗 Buy it here📌 PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE) 👉 Join us on Patreon for bonus episodes, spin-off shows, and pre-sale access to live shows.Elis: ⚽ Angel Rangel – What a Guy – Swansea City’s Spanish cult hero. 🔗 Watch the clipSteff: 🏈 Watching the 1981 Super Bowl in the UK – It’s grainy, it’s weird, and it’s glorious. 🔗 Watch on YouTubeMike: 🧊 How Curling Stones Are Made – It’s oddly satisfying and a bit emotional. 🔗 Watch the clip💡 Get More of the Pod Every Week🎧 Join Patreon for the full experience:Bonus Episodes – 30+ mins of extra content weekly. Hoffi Pod & Michael Owen’s Movie Club – Our beloved spin-offs. Gift Memberships – Give a mate the gift of nonsense. Early access & support – Keep the show going and help Mike expand his vintage leisurewear wardrobe. 🚀 Prefer Wondery+?Early access every Tuesday Ad-free episodes for pure, uninterrupted nonsense 🎉 Another week of niche sport, cult heroes, and completely unnecessary tangents – only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 25 April 2025

🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 261: Medium PerformanceElis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return for another week of niche sporting brilliance, poorly researched tangents, and top-tier nonsense.This week we’ve got: good old-fashioned Welsh rugby nostalgia, Shaun Edwards’ eternal intensity, Millie Bright doing business, and the surprisingly emotional journey of a curling stone. Oh, and a Super Bowl, 1980s-style."Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional."🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live🎫 Want early access? Join the Patreon on a paid tier and get in ahead of the crowd.📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre ✨ What’s On This Week’s Episode?📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Mike: 🗣️ Shaun on Danny – If you need motivation, Shaun Edwards has you covered. Again. 🔗 Watch the clipElis: 🐏 Phil Pugh – Proper Old School – A classic clip from the golden era of Welsh hardmen. 🔗 Watch on Twitter/XSteff: 🏃‍♀️ Millie Bright Invests in Sports Bras – An important conversation about support, equality, and innovation in women’s sport. 🔗 Watch the clip 🔗 Read the full article📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Steff’s Documentary Pick: 🎓 The Gareth Southgate Lecture – Leadership, resilience, and an England manager being genuinely inspiring. 🔗 Watch on BBC iPlayerElis’ Book Choice: 📖 Alternative Wales – Issue 17 – Welsh football culture, fan stories, and proper indie spirit. 🔗 Buy it here📌 PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE) 👉 Join us on Patreon for bonus episodes, spin-off shows, and pre-sale access to live shows.Elis: ⚽ Angel Rangel – What a Guy – Swansea City’s Spanish cult hero. 🔗 Watch the clipSteff: 🏈 Watching the 1981 Super Bowl in the UK – It’s grainy, it’s weird, and it’s glorious. 🔗 Watch on YouTubeMike: 🧊 How Curling Stones Are Made – It’s oddly satisfying and a bit emotional. 🔗 Watch the clip💡 Get More of the Pod Every Week🎧 Join Patreon for the full experience:Bonus Episodes – 30+ mins of extra content weekly. Hoffi Pod & Michael Owen’s Movie Club – Our beloved spin-offs. Gift Memberships – Give a mate the gift of nonsense. Early access & support – Keep the show going and help Mike expand his vintage leisurewear wardrobe. 🚀 Prefer Wondery+?Early access every Tuesday Ad-free episodes for pure, uninterrupted nonsense 🎉 Another week of niche sport, cult heroes, and completely unnecessary tangents – only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 23 April 2025

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “94:Grubs and Slobs”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 20 April 2025

🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 260: Our Friends at the Ford Motor CompanyElis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with another week of sporting chaos, niche nostalgia, and tangents that take longer to arrive than a Capri Mk2 in rush hour.This week we’ve got: Wally losing it in the dugout, rugby underdogs upsetting the giants, Elton John’s autobiography, and a heartfelt poem about Steve Bull delivered by actual rock royalty. Also – the Grand Slam Track, some subtle Rishi shade, and a celebration of Aaron Ramsey’s journey from Caerphilly to Captain.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”✨ What’s on This Week’s Episode?📌 PART 1 (Out Wednesday)Mike: 😡 Wally Backman Meltdown – Baseball manager goes full nuclear. It’s a masterclass in swearing and dugout destruction. 🔗 Watch the clipElis: 🎤 Steve Bull Poem by Tom Parry – Performed by Robert Plant (Yes, that one) It’s heartfelt, hilarious, and has a Led Zeppelin frontman reading about a Wolves legend. 🔗 Watch the clipSteff: 🏉 Moana Pasifika Beat the Crusaders – One of Super Rugby’s greatest underdog moments. Spine-tingling. 🔗 Watch the try📌 PART 2 (Out Friday)Elis’ Documentary Pick: Premier League Stories: Aaron Ramsey – From local lad to European stage, with all the drama in between. 🔗 Watch on NOW TVMike’s Book Choice: 🎹 Me by Elton John – Music, madness, tantrums, tiaras… and probably a fair bit of Watford FC. 🔗 Buy it here📌 PART 3 (Patreon Exclusive)Elis: 💼 Rishi Sunak Banter – Sometimes you just have to let a clip speak for itself. 🔗 Watch on FacebookSteff: 🎵 Grand Slam Track 🔗 Watch the short 🔗 Visit Grand Slam TrackMike: ⛳ Ian Poulter & Cam Smith. 🔗 Watch the clip💡 Want Even More of the Pod Every Week?🎧 Join Patreon! Patreon is the best way to support the show and unlock exclusive weekly content:Bonus Episodes – 30+ mins of extra clips and chaos every week. Hoffi Pod & Michael Owen’s Movie Club – Our legendary spin-offs. Gift Memberships – Treat a mate to proper nonsense. Help us keep going – And keep Mike in Ford Cortina (not the new one) memorabilia. 👉 Join the £8 or £10 tiers now🚀 Or Try Wondery+🎙️ Early access every Tuesday ❌ Completely ad-free listening 🎉 Another week of barely researched brilliance, niche nostalgia, and sporting absurdity – only at The Socially Distant Sports Bar! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 18 April 2025

🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 260: Our Friends at the Ford Motor CompanyElis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with another week of sporting chaos, niche nostalgia, and tangents that take longer to arrive than a Capri Mk2 in rush hour.This week we’ve got: Wally losing it in the dugout, rugby underdogs upsetting the giants, Elton John’s autobiography, and a heartfelt poem about Steve Bull delivered by actual rock royalty. Also – the Grand Slam Track, some subtle Rishi shade, and a celebration of Aaron Ramsey’s journey from Caerphilly to Captain.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”✨ What’s on This Week’s Episode?📌 PART 1 (Out Wednesday)Mike: 😡 Wally Backman Meltdown – Baseball manager goes full nuclear. It’s a masterclass in swearing and dugout destruction. 🔗 Watch the clipElis: 🎤 Steve Bull Poem by Tom Parry – Performed by Robert Plant (Yes, that one) It’s heartfelt, hilarious, and has a Led Zeppelin frontman reading about a Wolves legend. 🔗 Watch the clipSteff: 🏉 Moana Pasifika Beat the Crusaders – One of Super Rugby’s greatest underdog moments. Spine-tingling. 🔗 Watch the try📌 PART 2 (Out Friday)Elis’ Documentary Pick: Premier League Stories: Aaron Ramsey – From local lad to European stage, with all the drama in between. 🔗 Watch on NOW TVMike’s Book Choice: 🎹 Me by Elton John – Music, madness, tantrums, tiaras… and probably a fair bit of Watford FC. 🔗 Buy it here📌 PART 3 (Patreon Exclusive)Elis: 💼 Rishi Sunak Banter – Sometimes you just have to let a clip speak for itself. 🔗 Watch on FacebookSteff: 🎵 Grand Slam Track 🔗 Watch the short 🔗 Visit Grand Slam TrackMike: ⛳ Ian Poulter & Cam Smith. 🔗 Watch the clip💡 Want Even More of the Pod Every Week?🎧 Join Patreon! Patreon is the best way to support the show and unlock exclusive weekly content:Bonus Episodes – 30+ mins of extra clips and chaos every week. Hoffi Pod & Michael Owen’s Movie Club – Our legendary spin-offs. Gift Memberships – Treat a mate to proper nonsense. Help us keep going – And keep Mike in Ford Cortina (not the new one) memorabilia. 👉 Join the £8 or £10 tiers now🚀 Or Try Wondery+🎙️ Early access every Tuesday ❌ Completely ad-free listening 🎉 Another week of barely researched brilliance, niche nostalgia, and sporting absurdity – only at The Socially Distant Sports Bar! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 16 April 2025

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “203: I Do It All In The Nude ”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 13 April 2025

🎙️ Welcome to The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 259Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return for another round of sporting chaos, wild tangents, and barely-researched brilliance.This week? Public toilet jeopardy, rugby referee rage, George Foreman defying time, a YA novel about running, and one of the most terrifying away ends in football. Just another week in the Bar.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”✨ What’s on This Week’s Episode?📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY):Elis: 🚽 The Dangers of Going for a Piss – When nature calls mid-game, chaos can follow. 🔗 Watch the clip🧟 Mordor Away – A genuinely terrifying away end. Orcs probably booed. 🔗 Watch the clipMike: 🗣️ Angus Gardner: RefChaos – Mike breaks down one of the greatest ref moments in rugby. 🔗 Watch the clip📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY):🏋️‍♂️ Documentary: Dorian Yates – The Original Mass Monster Old-school bodybuilding, big weights, bigger intensity. 🔗 Watch on Amazon📚 Book: Ghost by Jason Reynolds A fast, sharp young adult novel about running, fear, and finding your pace in life. 🔗 Buy it here📌 PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE):Steff: 🥊 Foreman – 21 Years Apart – George Foreman becomes world champ in '73… and again in '94. Unbelievable. 🔗 1973 Fight 🔗 1994 Full Fight 🔗 Short Version🧠 Quade Cooper on Communication – Chill, thoughtful, and unexpectedly deep. 🔗 Watch the clip⚽ Panama Beat USA – Underdogs, upsets, and pure CONCACAF energy. 🔗 Watch the clip💡 Join Patreon – Get More of the Pod Every WeekWant even more nonsense? Patreon is the best way to support the show and get exclusive extras:🎧 Bonus Episodes – 30 minutes of extra clips and chaos every week. 🎬 Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod – Instant access to our bonus spin-offs. 🎁 Gift Memberships – Give the gift of quality nonsense. 💸 Support the Pod – Help us keep going (and keep Mike in vintage flares). 👉 Join the £8 or £10 tiers now and unlock it all.🚀 Prefer Wondery+?🎙️ Early access – Listen every Tuesday. ❌ Ad-free – Just the good stuff, no interruptions. 🎉 Another week of nostalgia, nonsense, and niche sporting brilliance – only at The Socially Distant Sports Bar. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 11 April 2025

🎙️ Welcome to The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 259Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return for another round of sporting chaos, wild tangents, and barely-researched brilliance.This week? Public toilet jeopardy, rugby referee rage, George Foreman defying time, a YA novel about running, and one of the most terrifying away ends in football. Just another week in the Bar.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”✨ What’s on This Week’s Episode?📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY):Elis: 🚽 The Dangers of Going for a Piss – When nature calls mid-game, chaos can follow. 🔗 Watch the clip🧟 Mordor Away – A genuinely terrifying away end. Orcs probably booed. 🔗 Watch the clipMike: 🗣️ Angus Gardner: RefChaos – Mike breaks down one of the greatest ref moments in rugby. 🔗 Watch the clip📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY):🏋️‍♂️ Documentary: Dorian Yates – The Original Mass Monster Old-school bodybuilding, big weights, bigger intensity. 🔗 Watch on Amazon📚 Book: Ghost by Jason Reynolds A fast, sharp young adult novel about running, fear, and finding your pace in life. 🔗 Buy it here📌 PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE):Steff: 🥊 Foreman – 21 Years Apart – George Foreman becomes world champ in '73… and again in '94. Unbelievable. 🔗 1973 Fight 🔗 1994 Full Fight 🔗 Short Version🧠 Quade Cooper on Communication – Chill, thoughtful, and unexpectedly deep. 🔗 Watch the clip⚽ Panama Beat USA – Underdogs, upsets, and pure CONCACAF energy. 🔗 Watch the clip💡 Join Patreon – Get More of the Pod Every WeekWant even more nonsense? Patreon is the best way to support the show and get exclusive extras:🎧 Bonus Episodes – 30 minutes of extra clips and chaos every week. 🎬 Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod – Instant access to our bonus spin-offs. 🎁 Gift Memberships – Give the gift of quality nonsense. 💸 Support the Pod – Help us keep going (and keep Mike in vintage flares). 👉 Join the £8 or £10 tiers now and unlock it all.🚀 Prefer Wondery+?🎙️ Early access – Listen every Tuesday. ❌ Ad-free – Just the good stuff, no interruptions. 🎉 Another week of nostalgia, nonsense, and niche sporting brilliance – only at The Socially Distant Sports Bar. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 9 April 2025

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “208:Don’t You Know Who I Think I Am?”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 6 April 2025

🎉 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – 5th Anniversary Special! 🎙️ Episode 258Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back for a very special episode – celebrating five incredible years of the podcast!From our very first episode to now, it’s been five years of sporting chaos, niche nostalgia, and barely relevant tangents. This week, we’re marking the occasion in style:🎸 Brand New Theme Tunes – The incredible Secret Guitarist has recorded fresh theme tunes just for us! 🎥 Live Stream Recording – Our Patreon members got to watch this episode recorded live! 🎂 Five Years of Nonsense – Half a decade of barely-researched sporting takes.✨ THIS WEEK’S SHOW – Don’t Miss It!This week, we’ve got everything: ⚽ Football tea troubles 🎸 College football anthems 📚 A must-read book which clearly isn’t about sports & an eye-opening sports doc📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY):🫖 Duncan Ferguson Hates the Tea at Flint Town United – Turns out Big Dunc isn’t just tough on defenders… he’s got very strong opinions on a cuppa. 📺 Watch here🤝 Roy Keane’s Reluctant Handshake – Peak Keano. A masterclass in absolute refusal. 📺 Watch here🎶 Tom Petty’s "Won’t Back Down" at Florida Gators – An American sports anthem at its best. Goosebumps guaranteed. 📺 Watch here📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY):📽️ Documentary – 26.2 to Life – A fascinating deep dive into the San Quentin Prison Marathon. 📺 Watch here📖 Book – Postwar by Tony Judt – Elis’ pick this week is a monumental book on European history – sport might feature, but we can’t promise. 📚 Get it here📌 PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE):🎤 Sometimes Maybe Good… – One of the greatest football press conference moments of all time. 📺 Watch here🏈 Jon Gruden on Andrew Luck – The most Gruden clip ever. 📺 Watch here⚽ Shithousery at Dennis Bergkamp’s Testimonial – Even a testimonial isn’t safe from peak football nonsense. 📺 Watch here🎧 How to Get Even More of the Pod💡 Join Patreon for Bonus Content!Want more clips, more chaos, and more laughs? Patreon is the best way to support the pod and get extra content every week:🎙️ Bonus Episodes – 30 minutes of exclusive nonsense every week. 🎬 Hoffi Pod & Michael Owen’s Movie Club – Two of the best bonus pods, included in your membership. 🎁 Gift Memberships – Treat a mate to quality nonsense. 💰 Support the Pod – Every penny helps keep the show running (and funds Mike’s ever-growing collection of ‘70s leisurewear).👉 Join the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and unlock it all!🎥 Bonus Podcasts – Only on Patreon!🍿 Michael Owen’s Movie Club – Reviewing sports films, from classics to absolute disasters. Expect strong opinions, dodgy acting, and a lot of unexpected tangents.🎧 Hoffi Pod – Elis and Steff dig into their favourite non-sports clips, while Mike provides… let’s just call it enthusiastic commentary.🚀 Why Wondery+?Not into Patreon? Wondery+ gives you:🔹 Early access – Listen every Tuesday before anyone else. 🔹 Ad-free episodes – Just the good stuff, no interruptions.🎂 FIVE YEARS OF SPORTING NONSENSE – THANK YOU FOR LISTENING! 🎉Here’s to the next five years… Enjoy the episode! 🎙️ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 4 April 2025

🎉 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – 5th Anniversary Special! 🎙️ Episode 258Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back for a very special episode – celebrating five incredible years of the podcast!From our very first episode to now, it’s been five years of sporting chaos, niche nostalgia, and barely relevant tangents. This week, we’re marking the occasion in style:🎸 Brand New Theme Tunes – The incredible Secret Guitarist has recorded fresh theme tunes just for us! 🎥 Live Stream Recording – Our Patreon members got to watch this episode recorded live! 🎂 Five Years of Nonsense – Half a decade of barely-researched sporting takes.✨ THIS WEEK’S SHOW – Don’t Miss It!This week, we’ve got everything: ⚽ Football tea troubles 🎸 College football anthems 📚 A must-read book which clearly isn’t about sports & an eye-opening sports doc📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY):🫖 Duncan Ferguson Hates the Tea at Flint Town United – Turns out Big Dunc isn’t just tough on defenders… he’s got very strong opinions on a cuppa. 📺 Watch here🤝 Roy Keane’s Reluctant Handshake – Peak Keano. A masterclass in absolute refusal. 📺 Watch here🎶 Tom Petty’s "Won’t Back Down" at Florida Gators – An American sports anthem at its best. Goosebumps guaranteed. 📺 Watch here📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY):📽️ Documentary – 26.2 to Life – A fascinating deep dive into the San Quentin Prison Marathon. 📺 Watch here📖 Book – Postwar by Tony Judt – Elis’ pick this week is a monumental book on European history – sport might feature, but we can’t promise. 📚 Get it here📌 PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE):🎤 Sometimes Maybe Good… – One of the greatest football press conference moments of all time. 📺 Watch here🏈 Jon Gruden on Andrew Luck – The most Gruden clip ever. 📺 Watch here⚽ Shithousery at Dennis Bergkamp’s Testimonial – Even a testimonial isn’t safe from peak football nonsense. 📺 Watch here🎧 How to Get Even More of the Pod💡 Join Patreon for Bonus Content!Want more clips, more chaos, and more laughs? Patreon is the best way to support the pod and get extra content every week:🎙️ Bonus Episodes – 30 minutes of exclusive nonsense every week. 🎬 Hoffi Pod & Michael Owen’s Movie Club – Two of the best bonus pods, included in your membership. 🎁 Gift Memberships – Treat a mate to quality nonsense. 💰 Support the Pod – Every penny helps keep the show running (and funds Mike’s ever-growing collection of ‘70s leisurewear).👉 Join the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and unlock it all!🎥 Bonus Podcasts – Only on Patreon!🍿 Michael Owen’s Movie Club – Reviewing sports films, from classics to absolute disasters. Expect strong opinions, dodgy acting, and a lot of unexpected tangents.🎧 Hoffi Pod – Elis and Steff dig into their favourite non-sports clips, while Mike provides… let’s just call it enthusiastic commentary.🚀 Why Wondery+?Not into Patreon? Wondery+ gives you:🔹 Early access – Listen every Tuesday before anyone else. 🔹 Ad-free episodes – Just the good stuff, no interruptions.🎂 FIVE YEARS OF SPORTING NONSENSE – THANK YOU FOR LISTENING! 🎉Here’s to the next five years… Enjoy the episode! 🎙️ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 2 April 2025

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “201: ​​The Argus? No Offence, But The Argus? Not Even The Echo?”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favorite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 30 March 2025

🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 257Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another round of top-tier sporting nonsense, barely researched takes, and an absolutely brilliant special guest."Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional."✨ This Week’s Special Guest – Joe Marler!England rugby legend Joe Marler steps into the bar for an episode packed with stories, laughs, and unexpected detours. If you loved our guest episodes with Chesney Hawkes, Josh Widdicombe, or Sam Warburton, you’re going to love this one.Joe’s career speaks for itself: 🏉 95 caps for England and a 2017 British & Irish Lions tour 🏆 Three Six Nations titles and two World Cup Finals 🎖️ Harlequins Hero (2009-2024), with three Premiership titles and a European Challenge CupNow that he’s swapped the scrum for the studio, Joe’s got plenty to say – and, as you’d expect, nothing is off-limits!(📢 Huge thanks to Dave Doodlemoose for the bespoke artwork on every Guest Episode!)🎙️ Joe’s Got His Own Podcast Too!Joe’s now deep in the world of podcasting with Joe Marler’s Things People Do, where he dives into the weird, wonderful, and downright bizarre jobs that people do. If you enjoy this episode, you’ll love his pod too!🎉 THIS WEEK’S SHOW – Don’t Miss It!Joe’s brought some cracking clips along for the ride:🥇 Stephen Bradbury’s Gold Medal Miracle – The most ridiculous Olympic win of all time. A lesson in patience… or just dumb luck? 📺 Watch here🏅 Jonathan Edwards’ Triple Jump World Record – A world record so good, they had to check the tape twice. 📺 Watch here❄️ Things People Do – How to Sh*t in the Arctic – Yes, really. You’ll never complain about a public toilet again. 📺 Watch here⚽ The Clip That Didn’t Make It – Cantona Kicks a Fan – One of the wildest moments in football history. 📺 Watch here💡 Why Join Patreon?Want even more chaos, clips, and laughs? Patreon is the best way to support the pod and get extra content every single week:🔥 Bonus Episodes – At least 30 minutes of exclusive nonsense every week. More clips, more chaos, more laughs. 🎬 Hoffi Pod & Michael Owen’s Movie Club – Immediate access to two of the best bonus pods around. 🎁 Gift Memberships – Give a mate the gift of quality nonsense. 💰 Support the Pod – Every penny helps keep the show running (and funds Mike’s ever-growing collection of ‘70s leisurewear).🎥 Bonus Podcasts – Only on Patreon!Want even more laughs? Patreon subscribers get exclusive access to our bonus podcasts, packed with extra nonsense you won’t hear anywhere else.🍿 Michael Owen’s Movie Club – The lads take on sports films, from all-time classics to absolute disasters. Expect strong opinions, dodgy acting, and a lot of unexpected tangents.🎧 Hoffi Pod – Elis, Mike, and Steff bring their favourite non-sporting clips to the table, from weird TV moments to niche internet gems.👉 Join the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and unlock hours of extra content every single week! 🚀🚀 Why Wondery+?Not into Patreon? No worries – Wondery+ gives you:🔹 Early access – Listen every Tuesday before anyone else. 🔹 Ad-free episodes – Just the good stuff, no interruptions.✨ A Legendary Guest, Top-Tier Nonsense, and Sporting Gold – Don’t Miss This One! 🎉 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 28 March 2025

🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 257Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another round of top-tier sporting nonsense, barely researched takes, and an absolutely brilliant special guest."Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional."✨ This Week’s Special Guest – Joe Marler!England rugby legend Joe Marler steps into the bar for an episode packed with stories, laughs, and unexpected detours. If you loved our guest episodes with Chesney Hawkes, Josh Widdicombe, or Sam Warburton, you’re going to love this one.Joe’s career speaks for itself: 🏉 95 caps for England and a 2017 British & Irish Lions tour 🏆 Three Six Nations titles and two World Cup Finals 🎖️ Harlequins Hero (2009-2024), with three Premiership titles and a European Challenge CupNow that he’s swapped the scrum for the studio, Joe’s got plenty to say – and, as you’d expect, nothing is off-limits!(📢 Huge thanks to Dave Doodlemoose for the bespoke artwork on every Guest Episode!)🎙️ Joe’s Got His Own Podcast Too!Joe’s now deep in the world of podcasting with Joe Marler’s Things People Do, where he dives into the weird, wonderful, and downright bizarre jobs that people do. If you enjoy this episode, you’ll love his pod too!🎉 THIS WEEK’S SHOW – Don’t Miss It!Joe’s brought some cracking clips along for the ride:🥇 Stephen Bradbury’s Gold Medal Miracle – The most ridiculous Olympic win of all time. A lesson in patience… or just dumb luck? 📺 Watch here🏅 Jonathan Edwards’ Triple Jump World Record – A world record so good, they had to check the tape twice. 📺 Watch here❄️ Things People Do – How to Sh*t in the Arctic – Yes, really. You’ll never complain about a public toilet again. 📺 Watch here⚽ The Clip That Didn’t Make It – Cantona Kicks a Fan – One of the wildest moments in football history. 📺 Watch here💡 Why Join Patreon?Want even more chaos, clips, and laughs? Patreon is the best way to support the pod and get extra content every single week:🔥 Bonus Episodes – At least 30 minutes of exclusive nonsense every week. More clips, more chaos, more laughs. 🎬 Hoffi Pod & Michael Owen’s Movie Club – Immediate access to two of the best bonus pods around. 🎁 Gift Memberships – Give a mate the gift of quality nonsense. 💰 Support the Pod – Every penny helps keep the show running (and funds Mike’s ever-growing collection of ‘70s leisurewear).🎥 Bonus Podcasts – Only on Patreon!Want even more laughs? Patreon subscribers get exclusive access to our bonus podcasts, packed with extra nonsense you won’t hear anywhere else.🍿 Michael Owen’s Movie Club – The lads take on sports films, from all-time classics to absolute disasters. Expect strong opinions, dodgy acting, and a lot of unexpected tangents.🎧 Hoffi Pod – Elis, Mike, and Steff bring their favourite non-sporting clips to the table, from weird TV moments to niche internet gems.👉 Join the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and unlock hours of extra content every single week! 🚀🚀 Why Wondery+?Not into Patreon? No worries – Wondery+ gives you:🔹 Early access – Listen every Tuesday before anyone else. 🔹 Ad-free episodes – Just the good stuff, no interruptions.✨ A Legendary Guest, Top-Tier Nonsense, and Sporting Gold – Don’t Miss This One! 🎉 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 26 March 2025

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “95: Audiences Liked It ”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favorite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 23 March 2025

🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 256Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return for another week of sporting chaos, niche nostalgia, and barely relevant tangents. This episode has everything—Welsh rugby battles, vintage cricket, a dash of karma, and an insight into the mind of James Milner."Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional."✨ What’s on This Week’s Episode? 🏃‍♂️ Colin Jackson: Resilience – Elis picks a documentary on the hurdles legend, charting his incredible career and missing out on Olympic Gold. 💥 Karma comes for the cocky – Mike presents a glorious example of instant sporting justice. 🏏 Cricket from the 1920s – Elis unearths some grainy footage of the game’s golden age, when men wore blazers, barely ran between the wickets, and no one smiled. 🎧 How to Get Even More of the Pod💡 Join Patreon for Bonus Content Want more clips, more chaos, and more laughs? Patreon is the best way to support the pod and get extra content every week:🎙️ Bonus Episodes – 30 minutes of exclusive nonsense every week. 🎬 Hoffi Pod & Michael Owen’s Movie Club – Two of the best bonus pods around, included in your membership. 🎁 Gift Memberships – Treat a mate to some quality nonsense. 💰 Support the Pod – Every penny helps keep the show running (and funds Mike’s ever-growing collection of ‘70s leisurewear).👉 Join the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and unlock it all.🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon Members🍿 Michael Owen’s Movie Club – Reviewing sports films, whether they’re classics or crimes against cinema. 🎙️ Hoffi Pod – Elis and Steff dig into their favourite non-sports clips while Mike provides… enthusiastic commentary.🚀 Why Wondery+?Not into Patreon? Wondery+ gives you: 🔹 Early access – Listen every Tuesday before anyone else. 🔹 Ad-free episodes – Just the good stuff, no interruptions.📌 THIS WEEK’S SHOW – Don’t Miss It!PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY):📺 Elis: Bridgend v Cardiff 1997 – Watch it here 📺 Steff: Stereotyping in women’s sports – Watch it here 📺 Mike: Karma is a bitch – Watch it herePART 2 (OUT FRIDAY):📺 Elis Documentary: Colin Jackson: Resilience – Watch it here 📚 Steff Book: Ask A Footballer by James Milner – Get it herePART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE):📺 Steff: Lauren Price – Watch here and here 📺 Elis: Cricket from the 1920s – Watch here 📺 Mike: Blair with THAT try – Watch here📺 TV from Mike and Elis:📌 Mike’s latest on Scrum V Top 5 – Watch here 📌 Mike’s Throwback Special – Watch on BBC iPlayer 📌 Elis’ Derwydd Special – Watch here✨ Another week of sporting nostalgia, chaos, and top-tier nonsense – only at The Socially Distant Sports Bar! 🎉 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 21 March 2025

🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 256Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return for another week of sporting chaos, niche nostalgia, and barely relevant tangents. This episode has everything—Welsh rugby battles, vintage cricket, a dash of karma, and an insight into the mind of James Milner."Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional."✨ What’s on This Week’s Episode? 🏃‍♂️ Colin Jackson: Resilience – Elis picks a documentary on the hurdles legend, charting his incredible career and missing out on Olympic Gold. 💥 Karma comes for the cocky – Mike presents a glorious example of instant sporting justice. 🏏 Cricket from the 1920s – Elis unearths some grainy footage of the game’s golden age, when men wore blazers, barely ran between the wickets, and no one smiled. 🎧 How to Get Even More of the Pod💡 Join Patreon for Bonus Content Want more clips, more chaos, and more laughs? Patreon is the best way to support the pod and get extra content every week:🎙️ Bonus Episodes – 30 minutes of exclusive nonsense every week. 🎬 Hoffi Pod & Michael Owen’s Movie Club – Two of the best bonus pods around, included in your membership. 🎁 Gift Memberships – Treat a mate to some quality nonsense. 💰 Support the Pod – Every penny helps keep the show running (and funds Mike’s ever-growing collection of ‘70s leisurewear).👉 Join the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and unlock it all.🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon Members🍿 Michael Owen’s Movie Club – Reviewing sports films, whether they’re classics or crimes against cinema. 🎙️ Hoffi Pod – Elis and Steff dig into their favourite non-sports clips while Mike provides… enthusiastic commentary.🚀 Why Wondery+?Not into Patreon? Wondery+ gives you: 🔹 Early access – Listen every Tuesday before anyone else. 🔹 Ad-free episodes – Just the good stuff, no interruptions.📌 THIS WEEK’S SHOW – Don’t Miss It!PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY):📺 Elis: Bridgend v Cardiff 1997 – Watch it here 📺 Steff: Stereotyping in women’s sports – Watch it here 📺 Mike: Karma is a bitch – Watch it herePART 2 (OUT FRIDAY):📺 Elis Documentary: Colin Jackson: Resilience – Watch it here 📚 Steff Book: Ask A Footballer by James Milner – Get it herePART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE):📺 Steff: Lauren Price – Watch here and here 📺 Elis: Cricket from the 1920s – Watch here 📺 Mike: Blair with THAT try – Watch here📺 TV from Mike and Elis:📌 Mike’s latest on Scrum V Top 5 – Watch here 📌 Mike’s Throwback Special – Watch on BBC iPlayer 📌 Elis’ Derwydd Special – Watch here✨ Another week of sporting nostalgia, chaos, and top-tier nonsense – only at The Socially Distant Sports Bar! 🎉 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 19 March 2025

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “155: Some Of My Best Friends Are Trees”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favorite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 16 March 2025

🎙️ Welcome to The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 255 Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with another week of sporting chaos, niche nostalgia, and tangents that barely stay on topic. This episode has it all—rugby brilliance, American football icons, and a cracking boxing documentary too."Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional."✨ What’s on This Week’s Episode?🏉 Arthur Emyr’s career-defining game – Elis relives the day the Welsh winger was absolutely untouchable. 🏈 Dan Marino doing Dan Marino things – Mike throws us back to one of the NFL’s greatest quarterbacks at his absolute peak. 🎬 Battling to Belong: Lodge Boys – Elis recommends a powerful documentary exploring the challenges and triumphs of a group of young fighters. ✨ Another week of sporting nostalgia, chaos, and absolute nonsense – only at The Socially Distant Sports Bar! 🎉 💡 Why Join Patreon? Patreon is the best way to support the pod and get even more of the good stuff:🎧 Bonus Episodes – 30 minutes of extra clips, nonsense, and laughs every single week. 🎬 Hoffi Pod & Michael Owen’s Movie Club – Two of the best bonus pods around, included in your membership. 🎁 Gift Memberships – Treat a mate to some quality nonsense. 💰 Support the Pod – Every penny helps keep the show running (and funds Mike’s ever-growing collection of ‘70s leisurewear).🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon Members: 🍿 Michael Owen’s Movie Club – Reviewing sports films, whether they’re classics or crimes against cinema. 🎙️ Hoffi Pod – Elis and Steff dig into their favourite non-sports clips while Mike provides… enthusiastic commentary.👉 Join the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and unlock it all.🚀 Why Wondery+? Not into Patreon? Wondery+ gives you: 🔹 Early access – Listen every Tuesday before anyone else. 🔹 Ad-free episodes – Just the good stuff, no interruptions.🎉 THIS WEEK’S SHOW – Don’t Miss It!📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY): 🎤 Mike’s Bonus Clip: A Britain’s Got Talent moment to remember. Watch here. 🏉 Elis: Arthur Emyr has the game of his life. Watch here. 🎥 Steff: Sports reporter Emma Jones - The DM hotline Watch here. 🏈 Mike: Dan Marino doing Dan Marino things. Watch here.📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY): 📺 Elis Documentary: Battling to Belong: Lodge Boys – Watch here. 📚 Mike’s Book Pick: The Professionals by Ray Didinger – Get it here.📌 PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE): ⚽ Elis: Steve McMahon chasing a lost cause, 1988 – Watch here. 🚣 Steff: The sheer power of Ward Lemmlijn – Watch here. 🏉 Mike: Tommy Bowe and Donncha O’Callaghan – Watch here.📺 TV from Mike and Elis: 📌 Mike’s latest on Scrum V Top 5 – Watch here. 📌 Mike’s Throwback Special – Watch on BBC iPlayer. 📌 Elis’ Derwydd Special – Watch here.✨ Another week of sporting chaos, nostalgia, and top-tier nonsense – only at The Socially Distant Sports Bar! 🎉🛡️ Get NordVPN with Our Exclusive Deal! Want to watch sport from anywhere in the world (or just keep your browsing private)? NordVPN has you covered. 🔗 nordvpn.com/distant ✅ Try it risk-free with a 30-day money-back guarantee! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 14 March 2025

🎙️ Welcome to The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 255 Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with another week of sporting chaos, niche nostalgia, and tangents that barely stay on topic. This episode has it all—rugby brilliance, American football icons, and a cracking boxing documentary too."Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional."✨ What’s on This Week’s Episode?🏉 Arthur Emyr’s career-defining game – Elis relives the day the Welsh winger was absolutely untouchable. 🏈 Dan Marino doing Dan Marino things – Mike throws us back to one of the NFL’s greatest quarterbacks at his absolute peak. 🎬 Battling to Belong: Lodge Boys – Elis recommends a powerful documentary exploring the challenges and triumphs of a group of young fighters. ✨ Another week of sporting nostalgia, chaos, and absolute nonsense – only at The Socially Distant Sports Bar! 🎉 💡 Why Join Patreon? Patreon is the best way to support the pod and get even more of the good stuff:🎧 Bonus Episodes – 30 minutes of extra clips, nonsense, and laughs every single week. 🎬 Hoffi Pod & Michael Owen’s Movie Club – Two of the best bonus pods around, included in your membership. 🎁 Gift Memberships – Treat a mate to some quality nonsense. 💰 Support the Pod – Every penny helps keep the show running (and funds Mike’s ever-growing collection of ‘70s leisurewear).🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon Members: 🍿 Michael Owen’s Movie Club – Reviewing sports films, whether they’re classics or crimes against cinema. 🎙️ Hoffi Pod – Elis and Steff dig into their favourite non-sports clips while Mike provides… enthusiastic commentary.👉 Join the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and unlock it all.🚀 Why Wondery+? Not into Patreon? Wondery+ gives you: 🔹 Early access – Listen every Tuesday before anyone else. 🔹 Ad-free episodes – Just the good stuff, no interruptions.🎉 THIS WEEK’S SHOW – Don’t Miss It!📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY): 🎤 Mike’s Bonus Clip: A Britain’s Got Talent moment to remember. Watch here. 🏉 Elis: Arthur Emyr has the game of his life. Watch here. 🎥 Steff: Sports reporter Emma Jones - The DM hotline Watch here. 🏈 Mike: Dan Marino doing Dan Marino things. Watch here.📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY): 📺 Elis Documentary: Battling to Belong: Lodge Boys – Watch here. 📚 Mike’s Book Pick: The Professionals by Ray Didinger – Get it here.📌 PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE): ⚽ Elis: Steve McMahon chasing a lost cause, 1988 – Watch here. 🚣 Steff: The sheer power of Ward Lemmlijn – Watch here. 🏉 Mike: Tommy Bowe and Donncha O’Callaghan – Watch here.📺 TV from Mike and Elis: 📌 Mike’s latest on Scrum V Top 5 – Watch here. 📌 Mike’s Throwback Special – Watch on BBC iPlayer. 📌 Elis’ Derwydd Special – Watch here.✨ Another week of sporting chaos, nostalgia, and top-tier nonsense – only at The Socially Distant Sports Bar! 🎉🛡️ Get NordVPN with Our Exclusive Deal! Want to watch sport from anywhere in the world (or just keep your browsing private)? NordVPN has you covered. 🔗 nordvpn.com/distant ✅ Try it risk-free with a 30-day money-back guarantee! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 12 March 2025

With 1 in 6 people experiencing symptoms of depression or anxiety, it’s never been more important to find out how people are dealing with these challenges. In this podcast, comedian and broadcaster John Robins brings his trademark approach of heart and humour to the conversation, sitting down with guests and experts each week to ask the very simple question - How Do You Cope?Tune in every Monday for new episodes of How Do You Cope? with bonus minisodes landing every Thursday.Listen to How Do You Cope? on the Wondery App or wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen early and ad-free on Wondery+. Join Wondery+ in the Wondery App, Apple Podcasts or Spotify. Start your free trial by visiting wondery.com/links/how-do-you-cope.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 10 March 2025

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “157: Sam Warburton”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favorite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 9 March 2025

🎙️ Welcome to The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 254Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with another episode of top-tier sporting nonsense, barely researched takes, and an absolutely brilliant special guest."Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional."✨ This Week’s Special Guest – Emily Campbell!This week, we’re joined by a true powerhouse—Emily Campbell, Olympic silver medalist, Commonwealth champion, and an all-round legend in the world of weightlifting. A trailblazer for women in strength sports, Emily has shattered records, defied expectations, and inspired a new generation of athletes.From Tokyo 2021 to Paris 2024, she’s lifted her way to the top, proving that hard work, resilience, and sheer determination can take you anywhere. But beyond the medals and podiums, she’s also got an incredible sense of humor and some cracking sporting clips to share with us this week.If you loved our guest episodes with Chesney Hawkes, Josh Widdicome or Sam Warburton you’re going to love this one.🎉 THIS WEEK’S SHOW – Don’t Miss It!🏅 Emily’s Career Highlights🥈 Tokyo 2021 Olympic Silver – Watch here🥉 Paris 2024 Olympic Bronze – Watch here🥇 Commonwealth Games Gold – Watc h here🎙️ Emily’s Got Her Own Podcast Too!When she's not smashing weightlifting records, Emily is behind the mic for Contender Ready, a podcast all about the new series of Gladiators. If you love nostalgia, big personalities, and inside stories from the show, this is one to add to your list.🎧 Listen to Contender Ready – here📺 Emily’s Clips for the PodMatthias Steiner’s Emotional Gold – Watch hereThe Worm – Sports' Greatest Prematch? – Watch hereWeightlifting Glory! – Watch here💡 Why Join Patreon?Patreon is the best way to support the pod and get extra content every single week:Bonus Content: At least 30 minutes of exclusive nonsense every week – more clips, more chaos, more laughs.Hoffi Pod & Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Immediate access to the best bonus pods around.Gift Memberships: Give a mate the gift of quality nonsense.Support the Pod: Every penny keeps the show running (and funds Mike’s ever-growing collection of ‘70s leisurewear). 🎥 Bonus Podcasts – Only on Patreon!Want even more laughs? Patreon subscribers get exclusive access to our bonus podcasts, packed with extra nonsense you won’t hear anywhere else.🔥 Michael Owen’s Movie Club – The lads take on sports films, from all-time classics to absolute disasters. Expect strong opinions, dodgy acting, and a lot of unexpected tangents.🎧 Hoffi Pod – Elis, Mike and Steff bring their favourite non-sporting clips to the table, from weird TV moments to niche internet gems.Join the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and unlock hours of extra content every single week! 🚀 🚀 Why Wondery+?Not into Patreon? Wondery+ gives you:Early access: Listen every Tuesday before anyone else.Ad-free episodes: Just the good stuff, no interruptions.📺 TV from Mike and Elis:Mike’s latest on Scrum V Top 5 – Watch hereMike’s Throwback Special: Watch on BBC iPlayerElis’ Derwydd Special: Watch here✨ This episode is packed with stories, inspiration, and plenty of laughs – don’t miss out on this incredible guest appearance! 🎉 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 7 March 2025

🎙️ Welcome to The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 254Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with another episode of top-tier sporting nonsense, barely researched takes, and an absolutely brilliant special guest."Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional."✨ This Week’s Special Guest – Emily Campbell!This week, we’re joined by a true powerhouse—Emily Campbell, Olympic silver medalist, Commonwealth champion, and an all-round legend in the world of weightlifting. A trailblazer for women in strength sports, Emily has shattered records, defied expectations, and inspired a new generation of athletes.From Tokyo 2021 to Paris 2024, she’s lifted her way to the top, proving that hard work, resilience, and sheer determination can take you anywhere. But beyond the medals and podiums, she’s also got an incredible sense of humor and some cracking sporting clips to share with us this week.If you loved our guest episodes with Chesney Hawkes, Josh Widdicome or Sam Warburton you’re going to love this one.🎉 THIS WEEK’S SHOW – Don’t Miss It!🏅 Emily’s Career Highlights🥈 Tokyo 2021 Olympic Silver – Watch here🥉 Paris 2024 Olympic Bronze – Watch here🥇 Commonwealth Games Gold – Watc h here🎙️ Emily’s Got Her Own Podcast Too!When she's not smashing weightlifting records, Emily is behind the mic for Contender Ready, a podcast all about the new series of Gladiators. If you love nostalgia, big personalities, and inside stories from the show, this is one to add to your list.🎧 Listen to Contender Ready – here📺 Emily’s Clips for the PodMatthias Steiner’s Emotional Gold – Watch hereThe Worm – Sports' Greatest Prematch? – Watch hereWeightlifting Glory! – Watch here💡 Why Join Patreon?Patreon is the best way to support the pod and get extra content every single week:Bonus Content: At least 30 minutes of exclusive nonsense every week – more clips, more chaos, more laughs.Hoffi Pod & Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Immediate access to the best bonus pods around.Gift Memberships: Give a mate the gift of quality nonsense.Support the Pod: Every penny keeps the show running (and funds Mike’s ever-growing collection of ‘70s leisurewear). 🎥 Bonus Podcasts – Only on Patreon!Want even more laughs? Patreon subscribers get exclusive access to our bonus podcasts, packed with extra nonsense you won’t hear anywhere else.🔥 Michael Owen’s Movie Club – The lads take on sports films, from all-time classics to absolute disasters. Expect strong opinions, dodgy acting, and a lot of unexpected tangents.🎧 Hoffi Pod – Elis, Mike and Steff bring their favourite non-sporting clips to the table, from weird TV moments to niche internet gems.Join the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and unlock hours of extra content every single week! 🚀 🚀 Why Wondery+?Not into Patreon? Wondery+ gives you:Early access: Listen every Tuesday before anyone else.Ad-free episodes: Just the good stuff, no interruptions.📺 TV from Mike and Elis:Mike’s latest on Scrum V Top 5 – Watch hereMike’s Throwback Special: Watch on BBC iPlayerElis’ Derwydd Special: Watch here✨ This episode is packed with stories, inspiration, and plenty of laughs – don’t miss out on this incredible guest appearance! 🎉 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 5 March 2025

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “158: Making A Porno, Is It?”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favorite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 2 March 2025

🎙️ Welcome to The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 253Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with another round of sporting nonsense, wild tangents, and clips that will leave you questioning reality. This week, we’ve got boxing legends, rugby icons, and a brutal cricketing demolition – plus, of course, the usual barely-researched takes and questionable wisdom."Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional."✨ What’s on This Week’s Episode?Bernard Hopkins vs. Buncey – Elis brings us an absolute classic in boxing trash talk.The legend of Dennis Bree – Mike introduces us to a man who plays rugby with his grandson.England getting absolutely battered – Steff choses Australia dismantling their old rivals.Plus: Jason Robinson magic, Tom Brady’s non-involvement in the worst documentary of all time, and a look at Lauren Price vs. Natasha Jonas.💡 Why Join Patreon?Patreon is the best way to support the pod and get extra content every single week:Bonus Episodes: 30 minutes of exclusive nonsense every week – more clips, more chaos, more laughs.Hoffi Pod & Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Immediate access to the best bonus pods around.Gift Memberships: Give a mate the gift of quality nonsense.Support the Pod: Every penny keeps the show running (and funds Mike’s ever-growing collection of ‘70s leisurewear).🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon Members:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Reviewing sports films, whether they’re classics or crimes against cinema.Hoffi Pod: Elis and Steff dive into their favourite non-sports clips while Mike… does his best to keep up.👉 Join the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get the full experience.🚀 Why Wondery+?Not into Patreon? Wondery+ gives you:Early access: Listen every Tuesday before anyone else.Ad-free episodes: Just the good stuff, no interruptions.🎉 THIS WEEK’S SHOW – Don’t Miss It!PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY):Elis: Bernard Hopkins vs. Buncey – Watch hereMike: The legend of Dennis Bree – Watch hereSteff: Australia hammer England – Watch herePART 2 (OUT FRIDAY):Mike’s Documentary Pick: Becoming the GOAT: The Tom Brady Story – Watch hereSteff’s Book Recommendation: How To Win by Dr. Kate Hays – Get it herePART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE):Steff: Lauren Price vs. Natasha Jonas – Watch hereElis: Jason Robinson doing what Jason Robinson does – Watch hereMike: Conor Moore's impressions – Watch here📺 TV from Mike and Elis:Mike’s latest on Scrum V Top 5 – Watch hereMike’s Throwback Special: Watch on BBC iPlayerElis’ Derwydd Special: Watch here✨ Another week of sporting chaos, nostalgia, and top-tier nonsense – only at The Socially Distant Sports Bar! 🎉🛡️ Get NordVPN with Our Exclusive Deal!Want to watch sport from anywhere in the world (or just keep your browsing private)? NordVPN has you covered. ➼ nordvpn.com/distant Try it risk-free with a 30-day money-back guarantee! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 28 February 2025

🎙️ Welcome to The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 253Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with another round of sporting nonsense, wild tangents, and clips that will leave you questioning reality. This week, we’ve got boxing legends, rugby icons, and a brutal cricketing demolition – plus, of course, the usual barely-researched takes and questionable wisdom."Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional."✨ What’s on This Week’s Episode?Bernard Hopkins vs. Buncey – Elis brings us an absolute classic in boxing trash talk.The legend of Dennis Bree – Mike introduces us to a man who plays rugby with his grandson.England getting absolutely battered – Steff choses Australia dismantling their old rivals.Plus: Jason Robinson magic, Tom Brady’s non-involvement in the worst documentary of all time, and a look at Lauren Price vs. Natasha Jonas.💡 Why Join Patreon?Patreon is the best way to support the pod and get extra content every single week:Bonus Episodes: 30 minutes of exclusive nonsense every week – more clips, more chaos, more laughs.Hoffi Pod & Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Immediate access to the best bonus pods around.Gift Memberships: Give a mate the gift of quality nonsense.Support the Pod: Every penny keeps the show running (and funds Mike’s ever-growing collection of ‘70s leisurewear).🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon Members:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Reviewing sports films, whether they’re classics or crimes against cinema.Hoffi Pod: Elis and Steff dive into their favourite non-sports clips while Mike… does his best to keep up.👉 Join the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get the full experience.🚀 Why Wondery+?Not into Patreon? Wondery+ gives you:Early access: Listen every Tuesday before anyone else.Ad-free episodes: Just the good stuff, no interruptions.🎉 THIS WEEK’S SHOW – Don’t Miss It!PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY):Elis: Bernard Hopkins vs. Buncey – Watch hereMike: The legend of Dennis Bree – Watch hereSteff: Australia hammer England – Watch herePART 2 (OUT FRIDAY):Mike’s Documentary Pick: Becoming the GOAT: The Tom Brady Story – Watch hereSteff’s Book Recommendation: How To Win by Dr. Kate Hays – Get it herePART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE):Steff: Lauren Price vs. Natasha Jonas – Watch hereElis: Jason Robinson doing what Jason Robinson does – Watch hereMike: Conor Moore's impressions – Watch here📺 TV from Mike and Elis:Mike’s latest on Scrum V Top 5 – Watch hereMike’s Throwback Special: Watch on BBC iPlayerElis’ Derwydd Special: Watch here✨ Another week of sporting chaos, nostalgia, and top-tier nonsense – only at The Socially Distant Sports Bar! 🎉🛡️ Get NordVPN with Our Exclusive Deal!Want to watch sport from anywhere in the world (or just keep your browsing private)? NordVPN has you covered. ➼ nordvpn.com/distant Try it risk-free with a 30-day money-back guarantee! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 26 February 2025

🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “90: From Russia With Bubbs”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favorite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 23 February 2025

🎙️ Welcome to The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 252Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another round of sporting nonsense, barely-researched takes, and clips that will leave you questioning everything. This week, we’re covering everything from rugby legends to DIY football stands and the life story of a boxing icon. Grab a drink, get comfy, and enjoy the chaos."Like eavesdropping on a pub conversation where sport is just the excuse for the chat."✨ What’s on This Week’s Episode?Jiffy on Shane Williams – Mike kicks us off with a classic bit of rugby chat.The legend of Nipsy in Barnsley – Elis unearths some grassroots gold.Peloton's finest fake names – Steff discovers the greatest (and rudest) made-up usernames to ever pop up on a leaderboard.Plus: DIY stadium building, Tom Brady’s lifestyle obsession, and Claressa Shields making history.💡 Why Join Patreon?Patreon is the best way to support the pod and get extra content every single week:Bonus Episodes: 30 minutes of exclusive nonsense every week – more clips, more tangents, more laughs.Hoffi Pod & Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Instant access to the best bonus pods around.Gift Memberships: Treat a mate to top-tier sports banter.Support the Pod: Keeps the show going (and fuels Mike’s latest retro obsession).🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon Members:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Reviewing sports films, whether they’re masterpieces or total disasters.Hoffi Pod: Elis and Steff dive into their favourite non-sports clips while Mike tries to derail them.👉 Join the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get the full experience.🚀 Why Wondery+?Not a Patreon person? Wondery+ gives you:Early access: Listen every Tuesday before anyone else.Ad-free episodes: Just the good stuff, no interruptions.🎉 THIS WEEK’S SHOW – Don’t Miss It!PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY):Mike: Jiffy on Shane Williams – Watch hereElis: Nipsy, the Barnsley game – Watch hereSteff: The best (and rudest) fake names on Peloton – Watch herePART 2 (OUT FRIDAY):Steff’s Documentary Pick: The Arctics – Watch hereElis’ Book Recommendation: The TB12 Method by Tom Brady – Get it herePART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE):Elis: A man in Barnoldswick builds his own football stand – Watch hereMike: Ronnie – Watch hereSteff: Claressa Shields becomes a three-weight undisputed champion – Watch hereBonus: The film about Claressa Shields’ life – Watch here📺 TV from Mike and Elis:Mike’s latest on Scrum V Top 5 – Watch hereMike’s Throwback Special: Watch on BBC iPlayerElis’ Derwydd Special: Watch here✨ Another week of nostalgia, sporting chaos, and absolute nonsense – only at The Socially Distant Sports Bar! 🎉🛡️ Get NordVPN with Our Exclusive Deal!Want to watch sport from anywhere in the world (or just keep your browsing private)? NordVPN has you covered. ➼ nordvpn.com/distant Try it risk-free with a 30-day money-back guarantee! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 21 February 2025

🎙️ Welcome to The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 252Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another round of sporting nonsense, barely-researched takes, and clips that will leave you questioning everything. This week, we’re covering everything from rugby legends to DIY football stands and the life story of a boxing icon. Grab a drink, get comfy, and enjoy the chaos."Like eavesdropping on a pub conversation where sport is just the excuse for the chat."✨ What’s on This Week’s Episode?Jiffy on Shane Williams – Mike kicks us off with a classic bit of rugby chat.The legend of Nipsy in Barnsley – Elis unearths some grassroots gold.Peloton's finest fake names – Steff discovers the greatest (and rudest) made-up usernames to ever pop up on a leaderboard.Plus: DIY stadium building, Tom Brady’s lifestyle obsession, and Claressa Shields making history.💡 Why Join Patreon?Patreon is the best way to support the pod and get extra content every single week:Bonus Episodes: 30 minutes of exclusive nonsense every week – more clips, more tangents, more laughs.Hoffi Pod & Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Instant access to the best bonus pods around.Gift Memberships: Treat a mate to top-tier sports banter.Support the Pod: Keeps the show going (and fuels Mike’s latest retro obsession).🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon Members:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Reviewing sports films, whether they’re masterpieces or total disasters.Hoffi Pod: Elis and Steff dive into their favourite non-sports clips while Mike tries to derail them.👉 Join the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get the full experience.🚀 Why Wondery+?Not a Patreon person? Wondery+ gives you:Early access: Listen every Tuesday before anyone else.Ad-free episodes: Just the good stuff, no interruptions.🎉 THIS WEEK’S SHOW – Don’t Miss It!PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY):Mike: Jiffy on Shane Williams – Watch hereElis: Nipsy, the Barnsley game – Watch hereSteff: The best (and rudest) fake names on Peloton – Watch herePART 2 (OUT FRIDAY):Steff’s Documentary Pick: The Arctics – Watch hereElis’ Book Recommendation: The TB12 Method by Tom Brady – Get it herePART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE):Elis: A man in Barnoldswick builds his own football stand – Watch hereMike: Ronnie – Watch hereSteff: Claressa Shields becomes a three-weight undisputed champion – Watch hereBonus: The film about Claressa Shields’ life – Watch here📺 TV from Mike and Elis:Mike’s latest on Scrum V Top 5 – Watch hereMike’s Throwback Special: Watch on BBC iPlayerElis’ Derwydd Special: Watch here✨ Another week of nostalgia, sporting chaos, and absolute nonsense – only at The Socially Distant Sports Bar! 🎉🛡️ Get NordVPN with Our Exclusive Deal!Want to watch sport from anywhere in the world (or just keep your browsing private)? NordVPN has you covered. ➼ nordvpn.com/distant Try it risk-free with a 30-day money-back guarantee! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcribed - Published: 19 February 2025