Night One at The New Theatre (Pt 1)
The Socially Distant Sports Bar
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🗓️ 7 April 2026
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
Night One at The New Theatre (Pt 1)
Elis James – the king of Welsh podcasting – joins forces with TV’s Tony Mammoth, Mike Bubbins, and ARIA award-winning producer Steff Garrero for a LIVE episode of The Socially Distant Sports Bar, recorded at the New Theatre in Cardiff in front of a sold-out crowd.
🚨 LAST REMAINING LIVE DATES 🚨
London's Hackney Empire TONIGHT is the ONLY show left — and tickets are almost gone.
https://www.hackneyempire.co.uk/events/the-socially-distant-sports-bar-live
This is Part 1 — the first half of the show, with:
Mike: Golf
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVedLLGksz8/?igsh=cDk5a25ieDg4Mm91
Elis: Sir Alec
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DV7J6eOgsQf/?igsh=MWlsNTJlNnFyZWxyeQ%3D%3D
Mike: Karma
https://youtube.com/shorts/bIXPZwGUgW4?si=Jk3u2KnMWNK0mYnE
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| 0:00.0 | Coming up on this week's Distantport. |
| 0:04.0 | And he's been married like three times. |
| 0:07.0 | What a fucking idiot. |
| 0:09.0 | There'll be someone in this room today, 1,200 people in this room, right? |
| 0:13.0 | There'll be someone that'll make a hundred and six, so why shouldn't be me? |
| 0:16.0 | Your lifestyle. |
| 0:17.0 | Evidence. |
| 0:20.0 | Yeah, apart from the obvious, I meant, yeah. |
| 0:24.6 | If you've got to try it, kids, let's not bother. |
| 0:28.6 | I'm really bad at biology, Mr. Bubbins. |
| 0:32.6 | Don't worry about it. |
| 0:33.6 | You were a pillar of the community. |
| 0:35.6 | Just be bad at biology. |
| 0:37.6 | Hello. Ladies and gentlemen, Bono de Guillaume, please go wildly crazy, give a big Friday night. |
| 0:57.0 | Welcome for the social unit and spokesmen. |
| 1:02.0 | It's too fast. |
| 1:11.6 | Come on, keep on. |
| 1:16.6 | Woo! |
| 1:20.6 | Well, good news is 90 seconds before we walked on, Mike told us both, there's no way I'm getting married again. So we were talking to Giles, our lovely tall manager. He won't mind me talk. Well, if he does mind, it's too late. He's too late. He's over there. I think he could do that. He could tell the mic off. He could tell the mic off. And he mentioned being married more than once. |
| 1:46.6 | And I just assumed he's been married twice. |
| 1:49.5 | And he's been married twice. |
| 1:52.2 | What a fucking idiot. |
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