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well it's fine i'm making uh i'm making mike bubbins the uh minister for sex and i'm

going to live uh yeah next 10 of 15 years as prime minister for sex now that would be a vote winner

there's no point it coming in there's it be nothing near for you it's just a museum of where's

national game no point coming in can have a look around have you got an appointment i just want to have a look around you there's no near for you? It's just a museum of WIS's national game. No point coming in. Can I have a look around?

Have you got an appointment?

I just want to have a look around. There's no point. You wouldn't know what you're looking at. How do I make an appointment? You can't. I look weird when I'm clean shaving. I look like it's a very elderly baby when I'm clean shaving. but now you look like a homeless baby So I cycle from Cardiff's temby on Saturday

How was it?

I loved every second of it

I will definitely do it again. I should mention it on the social or sorry. In Patalbert, when I was eating my first bacon roll of the day, someone came up to me and said, you don't know me, but I know you. And I said, oh, yeah, who are you? And he went, I'm Joe, and I sorted up Mike Bubbins' his mouth. Dr. Joe? Joe Broad is a flipping prince amongst men. He is, yeah. And he's got nice teeth as well. I had a good luck. He is the fucking, genuinely, save my career, Joe. My teeth are in a hell of a state. And I thought they were past the point of no return. You know, you get to 50. You don't think they're going to get your teeth sorted out there without getting dentures. Saved your career is quite a shout. Well, look, my career is being, you know, being the handsome sort of being like a honeypot on TV, isn't it? Do you know what your career is?

Which one do you think you are? You're obviously the only fan stuff, to be fair.

You're as deluded as Keir Stahmer, I think.

Yeah, I'll probably do another 10 years, actually.

I'm fine.

Great interview, yeah.

Another 10 years?

10, 15, maybe.

You should get a job of see Iraqi Defence Minister later.

That's the cabinet. Oh, cabinet? Lads? Lads. Late girls. No, no. Yeah, well, it's fine. I'm making Mike Babins, the Minister for Sex, and I'm going to live, yeah, next 10 or 15 years as Prime Minister. Minister for Sex. No, that would be a vote winner. That would be a vote winner. What would your responsibilities be as Minister for Sex? Replace all the DFIBs with Johnny's. I bring back proper dating. Get rid of the fucking apps. Number one. Get rid of the apps. Okay, good, right.

All the apps are gone. Isn't that increasing... I don't know. I've never been on the apps. Isn't that increasing sex? Yeah. Surely that's how sex occurs now, isn't it? It is, absolutely, yeah. You never... Yeah, but I'm saying, but it's a lame way of sex occurs. Oh, I'd have one app. I'll have a shy app for shy people.

Yes.

It'd be called like shy leg overs or something like that.

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