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The Socially Distant Sports Bar

Danny Wallace: Pint Size

The Socially Distant Sports Bar

Nata Media

Sports, Rugby, Football, Comedy, Sport, Nfl

4.83.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod.


We’ve been back through our archive of episodes and picked out some of our favourite stories, anecdotes, and funny bits.


If you’re new to the pod, these are a perfect way to dip your toe in and then dive back into the full episodes from our early days.


This is from “Danny Wallace



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0:00.0

Hello, welcome to pint-sized distant pod. This is where we go back through our archive and try to find you the very best bits that we can to help you on your journey through the distant pod archive.

0:19.5

Every episode we've ever done still exists,

0:22.3

and they're all timeless. So if you want to head back to episode 23 and have a listen,

0:27.6

or episode 14, or episode 137, this should help you on the journey. In the episode description,

0:35.2

it says where the clip is from this week. Go find that one.

0:38.6

Wherever you listen to your podcasts

0:40.2

and it'll help you on your journey

0:42.3

through the Distant Pod archives.

0:45.0

Or it might just be a little bit of a fun reminder

0:47.4

of something that made you laugh in the first place.

0:49.7

Here it is this week's Distant Pod

0:52.9

pint-sized episode what see people have done

1:02.0

realize is for instance deer in this country there are more in this country now in the

1:06.0

words of the days of the king henry the eighth fact from the very start of this podcast i think

1:10.0

mike was like is there a way we can shoehorn Ian Both of being interviewed by children into this podcast? Listen, it's one of the first things that occurred to me because, you know, like, I mean, it's not a classic sporting clip, is it? You know, but it's sports adjacent. It's sporting enough for us. It is and it isn't.

1:29.0

And I've had to, you know, be interviewed by children in the past and, you know, the odd teenager.

1:35.4

And Ian Botham has a very unusual tactic, which is not one I would ever employ, which is to go hard.

1:43.8

Go nuclear. I've had children say to me things like, I'll go. one I would ever employ, which is to go hard immediately.

1:44.9

Go nuclear early.

1:46.0

I've had children say to me things like, I'll go, yes, you in the front row.

1:50.7

And they'll go, I found the plot wafer thin and the characters rather flimsy.

1:57.6

And what I do is not what Ian Botham does, which is go, screw you, darling.

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