Night One at The New Theatre (Pt 2)
The Socially Distant Sports Bar
Nata Media
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🗓️ 9 April 2026
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Summary
Night One at The New Theatre (Pt 2)
Part 2 of our LIVE Cardiff show — and the crowd (and hosts) are a few drinks deeper…
https://www.hackneyempire.co.uk/events/the-socially-distant-sports-bar-live
Featuring:
Steff: Hull KR crowd
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DU85KI8DsbY/?igsh=MWlqMzJ3eG9xdWFkZA==
Steff: Perfect for Running
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DkRc0SIdO0k
Elis: High Jump
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVrDTyAjio4/?igsh=Y3liMWRsMzEyMGYz
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| 0:00.0 | Coming up on this week's socially distant sports bar, part two. |
| 0:06.0 | He asked if I mind it, if he taped my testicles to my belly. |
| 0:10.0 | Mike. |
| 0:13.0 | You weren't at the doctors. |
| 0:17.0 | See, Mike. |
| 0:18.0 | That's not a doctor. |
| 0:20.0 | I hate to break it to you. I hate to steal Mike's thunder, Mike... That's not a dog star. I hate to break into you. |
| 0:21.6 | I hate to steal Mike's thunder, but... |
| 0:24.6 | Why did you build me? |
| 0:26.6 | I'll build me a vertical. |
| 0:28.6 | Baby, just to let me now. |
| 0:29.6 | Let me down. |
| 0:30.6 | Let me... |
| 0:31.6 | Go on, you're going. |
| 0:32.6 | If I chill up a lequith track in my car, right, |
| 0:36.6 | when they're having a fucking athletics beat |
| 0:38.6 | to start driving around the place, |
| 0:40.8 | they go fucking mad. |
| 0:43.0 | I mean, there is some logic in there, |
| 0:44.7 | which is mental sentence to say. |
| 0:46.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:47.0 | There's something there. |
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