KenCafé: Pint Size
The Socially Distant Sports Bar
Nata Media
4.8 • 3.3K Ratings
🗓️ 1 March 2026
⏱️ 12 minutes
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Summary
Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod.
We’ve been back through our archive of episodes and picked out some of our favourite stories, anecdotes, and funny bits.
If you’re new to the pod, these are a perfect way to dip your toe in and then dive back into the full episodes from our early days.
This one is from Episode 188: A Mug Of KenCafé
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, welcome to pint-sized distant pod. This is where we go back through our archive and try to find you the very best bits that we can to help you on your journey through the distant pod archive. Every episode we've ever done still exists and |
| 0:22.4 | they're all timeless. So if you want to head back to episode 23 and have a listen or episode 14 |
| 0:28.7 | or episode 137, this should help you on the journey. In the episode description, it says where |
| 0:35.7 | the clip is from this week. Go find that one. |
| 0:38.6 | Wherever you listen to your podcasts |
| 0:40.2 | and it'll help you on your journey |
| 0:42.3 | through the Distant Pod archives. |
| 0:45.0 | Or it might just be a little bit of a fun reminder |
| 0:47.4 | of something that made you laugh in the first place. |
| 0:49.7 | Here it is this week's Distant Pod |
| 0:52.9 | pint-size episode. |
| 1:00.7 | I've just drunk a coffee so strong. |
| 1:03.5 | It is sacked all of the liquid out of my body. |
| 1:06.1 | Good. |
| 1:06.4 | I've got to go and get a glass of water or I'm going to faint. |
| 1:08.8 | Okay, wow. |
| 1:09.5 | I'll sing some lavish simply while you while you go. Something inside is so strong. Oh, no. What's I talking about? It'd be better if you hadn't have gone for that song. He's just gone for another Labby Sifery. I don't know any other ones. What else do you do? I don't know. don't know enough of his work Sorry, Labby, if you're listening Yeah, sorry, sorry Are you'll be amazed and be Well, you never know Apologetic Something inside so strong I've just typed in LA on my phone And it's come up with Labby Sifery is the first option. So thanks for listening to Me Phone. Yeah. |
| 1:44.5 | Thank you, phone. |
| 1:45.4 | Thank you. |
| 1:46.4 | You're an invasive ban. |
| 1:47.7 | What is it? |
| 1:48.6 | Come on. |
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