Coming up on this week's distant pod.

We're listening to Colin Murray on the way back from football on a Sunday morning.

No, we go to an each.

You've got two options.

My music or my thoughts.

Dad's views.

I have a modern cyclist.

Great looking sport.

Yeah.

I think Jersey, I think cycling jerseys look fucking... If you're in good shape, they look amazing. You've got to be thin. Oh yeah. If you're fat, they look ridiculous, but... They look like a fucking hate crime. Izzy would have been about 13 or something, and she thoroughly enjoyed the show and thought, I've enjoyed this so much, they deserve something from me.

So she threw a pound at them and it hit Jason Orange in the forehead.

Like she's a Newport County fan in the 80s.

Does pinging coins at people.

She's sharpened her as well.

Hey, everybody, welcome to part one of this week's socially distant sports bar.

As usual, part one, this week's socially distant sports bar. As usual,

part one, you get a nice section of us having to catch up. You usually find out what's been going on in Mike and Alice's lives. And then we crack into three clips that are vaguely sporting

related. But if you come from some of Ellis's other work, if you come from some of Mike's

other work, don't be put off by that because the sport is the start point and it kind of

important, kind of not important, but it's the leap off point for stories about Mike and Alice's

lives. If you want this content to be advert free

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