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The Socially Distant Sports Bar

Philosopher: Pint Size

The Socially Distant Sports Bar

Nata Media

Sports, Rugby, Football, Comedy, Sport, Nfl

4.83.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2026

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod.


We’ve been back through our archive of episodes and picked out some of our favourite stories, anecdotes, and funny bits.


If you’re new to the pod, these are a perfect way to dip your toe in and then dive back into the full episodes from our early days.


This is from 193: His Guts Split Open And It Was The King Of Spades

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0:00.0

Hello, welcome to pint-sized distant pod. This is where we go back through our archive and try to find you the very best bits that we can to help you on your journey through the distant pod archive. Every episode we've ever done still exists and

0:22.4

they're all timeless. So if you want to head back to episode 23 and have a listen or episode 14

0:28.7

or episode 137, this should help you on the journey. In the episode description, it says where

0:35.7

the clip is from this week. Go find that one.

0:38.6

Wherever you listen to your podcasts

0:40.2

and it'll help you on your journey

0:42.3

through the Distant Pod archives.

0:45.0

Or it might just be a little bit of a fun reminder

0:47.4

of something that made you laugh in the first place.

0:49.7

Here it is this week's Distant Pod

0:52.9

pint-sized episode just before we came on we were talking about

1:03.6

mature students we had a bloke who was a steelwork could be made redundant was probably in his

1:09.0

early 50s I think who just fancied doing a history degree.

1:13.0

And then we had this lady from Bregend, who was 80,

1:17.2

and she was doing a history degree

1:19.0

because she never had the opportunity, you know, when she was 18.

1:22.8

She was 80 doing a course.

1:24.5

Do you study her?

1:45.6

Pre-industrial students. I remember that. That's kicking the ass on a mature student, though, isn't it? If you're older than the average age of death... Yeah. She's right, all the rest is in a pencil as well, with a pencil. Good. You make mistakes? I'm with her on that. Lose marks for that. Yeah, she's a ticker, noughts with pencil as well.

1:59.2

Yeah, the mature student. Well, third play, we had a... Oh, is it? They just work harder, don't they? I like it, yeah, because when I did my post-grad, I did a post-grad in journalism. You were a mature student? No, I was. Oh, no. No, Mike was.

1:59.9

Oh, Mike was.

2:00.5

Yeah, because you were.

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