Sexy Neanderthal: Pint Size
The Socially Distant Sports Bar
Nata Media
4.8 • 3.3K Ratings
🗓️ 8 February 2026
⏱️ 14 minutes
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Summary
Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod.
We’ve been back through our archive of episodes and picked out some of our favourite stories, anecdotes, and funny bits.
If you’re new to the pod, these are a perfect way to dip your toe in and then dive back into the full episodes from our early days.
This one is from our spin off podcast Hoffi Pod - you can subscribe to Hoffi Pod on ptreon.com/distantpod
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, welcome to pint-sized distant pod. This is where we go back through our archive and try to find you the very best bits that we can to help you on your journey through the distant pod archive. Every episode we've ever done still exists and |
| 0:22.4 | they're all timeless. So if you want to head back to episode 23 and have a listen or episode 14 |
| 0:28.7 | or episode 137, this should help you on the journey. In the episode description, it says where |
| 0:35.7 | the clip is from this week. Go find that one. |
| 0:38.6 | Wherever you listen to your podcasts |
| 0:40.2 | and it'll help you on your journey |
| 0:42.3 | through the Distant Pod archives. |
| 0:45.0 | Or it might just be a little bit of a fun reminder |
| 0:47.4 | of something that made you laugh in the first place. |
| 0:49.7 | Here it is this week's Distant Pod |
| 0:52.9 | pint-sized episode ever wondered what a Neanderthold |
| 1:02.3 | sound like well wonder no more okay and Patsy Rodenberg has just been given the newly |
| 1:10.6 | created vocal tracks. |
| 1:11.6 | Oh, goodness, that's very interesting. |
| 1:15.6 | This is a human, this is a human throat. |
| 1:19.6 | This is a Neanderthal and it's very squat. |
| 1:23.6 | Probably the voice would be higher. |
| 1:25.6 | So, Elliot, let's try male human voice count over three. |
| 1:31.3 | One, two, three. |
| 1:33.3 | Just pitch up your voice. |
| 1:36.3 | One, two, three. |
| 1:38.3 | Now, we might have an idea that a macho sound is low, |
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