LIVE at the Hackney Empire (Pt 2)
The Socially Distant Sports Bar
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🗓️ 14 May 2026
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Summary
Elis James (Elis James & John Robins), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth) and Steff Garrero bring you a LIVE episode of The Socially Distant Sports Bar, recorded at the iconic Hackney Empire in London in front of an audience.
This is Distant Pod on stage — bigger, louder and slightly more chaotic.
PART 2
- Mike: Tom Cillo, 58
- https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1KWtuPBS5J/?mibextid=wwXIfr
- Steff: Bradford on Avon RFC
- https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWddeCSCF-D/?igsh=MTJoa2Yzbnc3MGtieQ==
- Elis: Too Fast
- https://www.instagram.com/p/B5BNNbGAysx/?igsh=aGhueWx2d3loNjNi
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| 0:00.0 | Coming up on this week's socially distant sports bar, part two. |
| 0:05.8 | The electric current would travel up our urine and burn our penis. |
| 0:11.7 | But we didn't have phones in those days. |
| 0:16.5 | You've said this on your wedding day. |
| 0:18.5 | No, fuck, I'm kept on. |
| 0:20.7 | What's the speech. |
| 0:21.6 | The point being... |
| 0:22.6 | No, fuck God. |
| 0:23.6 | I'm imagine the speech was. |
| 0:24.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:25.6 | I fucked up a lot in my life. |
| 0:28.6 | But the one thing broadly I wouldn't change is my beautiful wife, you know? |
| 0:34.6 | If I went flat out now for 100 metres, there's a good chance my heart couldn't keep up with it. |
| 0:41.3 | And Andy would watch his cash cow just flailing on the face. |
| 0:49.3 | Hackney Empire, please go wild it crazy for the second hour for the socially distant sports park. It's quite a long one, this. |
| 1:16.1 | Yeah, it's too long. |
| 1:18.0 | Oh, do you know what? |
| 1:20.7 | We talked about that. |
| 1:21.7 | Do we? |
| 1:22.3 | Before we came in. |
| 1:23.5 | Well, we considered as a symbol of how well the giga sold pushing on a burning tandem. Yeah, we're full of thought. What did happen to it? It's in Belfast, isn't it? I tell you what happens. Did we leave it in Belfast? Giles, where is it? The Tundum. Christ knows. Well, look, as Harry, who was tour managing that then... I think he might have chucked it off a ferry on the way back. Do you remember that we flew to... Yeah. We made him go on a ferry. We flew to Belfast. Yeah. And we made Harry take the ferry to Belfast... Yes. To take the tandem with it. And then we didn't use the tandem. No, no, we did. No, we used the tandem. |
| 2:04.5 | Right opposite the venue, there was a shop that sold tandem. |
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