Piccalilli’s Like Pegging (pt 1)
The Socially Distant Sports Bar
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4.8 • 3.3K Ratings
🗓️ 11 March 2026
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
If you’re new to The Socially Distant Sports Bar, welcome. Each week Mike Bubbins, Elis James and Steff Garrero bring you the best sporting clips, documentaries and books they’ve found — celebrating the weird, wonderful and occasionally ridiculous world of sport.
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PART 1
Steff: Keith the Pole Vaulter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8e42UsWr58
Mike: Augie Garrido
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUBnainiSzt/?igsh=YmM5aGZpaW9ia2pl
Elis: Boxing clip
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DQ4fH7jjKzK/?igsh=em9tbjB6bm1qbWIy
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| 0:00.0 | Coming up on today's socially distant sports bar part one. |
| 0:06.0 | Yeah, if they were attacking my boot to phone wife and my kids, I'd find a different, I'd find a different gear like. |
| 0:12.0 | I don't love my kids, are you, man? |
| 0:14.0 | Your parents had changed their last name because of you. |
| 0:18.0 | That was awful. |
| 0:22.5 | If you're a dog, then put you down. |
| 0:23.2 | Do you want that? |
| 0:24.0 | Do you want to get injected? |
| 0:26.9 | I do what they call it. |
| 0:27.9 | Destroyed. |
| 0:29.3 | I had my dog destroyed. |
| 0:30.3 | I'm going to have you destroyed. |
| 0:35.1 | If I was in Berlin, though, and I stood in human shit. |
| 0:36.6 | Outside the Reichstag. |
| 0:55.7 | Yeah? It's not the biggest crime that's happened around the Reichstag. Yeah? It's not the biggest crime that's happening around the Ryextags, but yeah. This is part one of this week's socially distant sports bar. If you want to get this episode early release and advert free, you're going to need to go to Apple Podcast to their app and subscribe to the Distant Pod bonus club. Just two clicks and it'll be done for you. You get parts one and part two early |
| 1:01.0 | and advert free and you get part three exclusively as well. For now, enjoy this week's |
| 1:07.3 | part one of the Social Distance Sports Bar. I'm I'm I'm |
| 1:28.3 | I'm |
| 1:29.3 | I'm |
| 1:30.3 | I'm Just being prevented from clapping with enthusiasm by my wife in the kitchen. Oh, go on. Why? What were you enthusiastically clapping? Well, because we've already recorded one episode. Yeah. I love this job. Yeah. Given 20 minutes to have cheese on toast with tobacco, black pepper, and a brunston pickle and bronze sauce, and a boiled egg You will eat, but... And a cup of coffee. |
| 2:17.7 | Yeah, yeah. That's a lot of condiment. |
| 2:34.3 | Yeah, it is a lot of condiment. That's a lot of condiment for one vessel, I would say. Yeah, but I like all those foods. I like all those foods. I'm looking forward to it. Which over with Tabasco, Tabasco, Branstad. The basketball on the cheese and toast itself. |
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