Coming up on this week's distant pot.

The people who make these pills are crafty fuckers.

I hope it's the only pills they were taking on the US tour.

The chicken jar fraser, you want to go and get it for me, Giles.

Tapwater! You mad? I've turned on going to get it player for this!

Come along and dismantle me at these. It's fine.

But don't dismantle me now.

Yeah.

I need to be patched up more than dismantled.

Hey everybody.

Welcome to Part 1 of this week's socially distant sports bar.

As usual, part 1, you get a nice section of us having to catch up.

You usually find out what's been going on in Mike and Alice's lives.

And then we crack into three clips that are vaguely sporting related.

But if you come from some of Ellis's other work,

if you come from some of Mike's other work,

don't be put off by that because the sport is the start point.

And it kind of important important kind of not important

but it's the leap off point for stories about Mike and Alice's lives. If you want this content

to be advert free and you're on the Apple podcast app, if you click on the Distant Pod bonus club,

you can listen to us,

ad free, and you get the episodes early as well.

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