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Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Johnny Woodard

News, News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, Politics

4.92.2K Ratings

Overview

The comedy show where hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard look for evidence that our simulation is, in fact, broken.

152 Episodes

#146: Breaking Down DC Plane Crash + Trump Frees Ross Ulbricht + More Shawn Ryan Sketchiness

We recap Trump's crazy first days in office, talk about the American Airlines tragedy in DC, and we reveal how a certain historical tragedy was much worse than anybody could've imagined in our new "SATIRE" segment. Go to www.shipstation.com and use code "BROKEN" to sign up for your free trial! Start your free online at www.hims.com/brokensim and get your personalized hair loss treatment options! Head to cornbreadhemp.com/BROKEN and use code "BROKEN" for 30% off your first order! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcribed - Published: 1 February 2025

#145: Trump Gets To Work + Sam ROBBED While Home! + Gaza Deal Legit? + XG Calls

Will Donald Trump free Ross Ulbricht day one? President Trump returns to the White House. What is in store for America? Does this Gaza deal mean anything? We also discuss Jimmy Carter's legacy. Also this week, Sam's house was ROBBED! And XG calls in to give us the lowdown on some road shenanigans involving Sam AGAIN refusing to watch a couple of fans do their thing. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcribed - Published: 20 January 2025

#144: Our City on Fire + Johnny Banned From Twitter + Zuckerberg's BS on Rogan + Arsonists at Work

Los Angeles is on fire, and we think it's more than just incompetence. Gavin Newsom continues lying to the public, and Los Angeles residents are getting what they voted for.  Also this week: Johnny was banned from Twitter/X for getting too close to the truth, Sam has more travel issues, and Chris Cuomo has the most idiotic take about Joe Rogan. Go to www.shipstation.com and use code "BROKEN" to sign up for your free trial! Start your free online at www.hims.com/brokensim and get your personalized hair loss treatment options! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcribed - Published: 13 January 2025

#143: Sam Attacked, Pulled Off Stage + Your Mom's House Visit + Biden's Pardons/Trump's Panama Promise

Sam is attacked on stage in California. We have the whole scoop on that, and how it relates to his visit to Your Mom's House with Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky, as well as a recap of Sam's big trip to Mexico with Eddie Bravo. Later in the show we discuss Biden's pardons, Trump's plans to retake the Panama Canal, and the latest on Luigi Mangione. Head to www.policygenius.com/BROKEN to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you can save! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcribed - Published: 24 December 2024

#142: Tim Dillon and Adrienne Iapalucci in Studio + Jersey Drones + UnitedHeathcare Shooter + Sam Befriends Roseanne

We talk Assad, the UNH shooting, the New Jersey drones, Jay-Z, and so much more with special guests Tim Dillon and Adrienne Iapalucci in studio. We also get into Sam's experience as Roseanne Barr's new best friend, and his big sober birthday! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcribed - Published: 13 December 2024

#141: Elon Buying MSNBC? + Pokemon Go Conspiracy + Immigrant Gangs of NY

Will Elon actually buy MSNBC? We discuss that, and we bid farewell to the leftist celebrities leaving X (and in some cases the country) on this year's Thanksgiving episode. We also talk Drake's dopey lawsuit, Miss Universe, Kamala's kooky message to supporters, and the insanity of the Wicked press tour Oh, and we talk about why the UFO disclosure movement feels off. Go to http://sheathunderwear.com and get the most comfortable underwear you’ll ever wear. Use the code "BROKEN" to get 20-percent off! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcribed - Published: 30 November 2024

#140: Talking Man Skills, Empires and Guns with Van Neistat + Trump at UFC + XG from TFH

The guys are joined by filmmaker/artist/craftsman Van Neistat for a wide-ranging discussion that touches on the unique nature of the current political moment, how comedians are unique among artists, and the first steps Sam should take in learning "man skills." Also this week, Tin Foil Hat's XG joins us in studio for the intro where we open a few gifts and talk about why Sam is gaining, rather than losing weight during the fitness challenge. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcribed - Published: 22 November 2024

#139: Election Extravaganza! + What Would It Take To Vote for Kamala? + The Rogan Bump

The guys are back on a short turnaround with their 2024 Election Extravaganza! We discuss what's at stake in the choice between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump, and what it would take to get us to vote for Kamala Harris. We also discuss the big "Rogan Bump" Sam Experienced after his recent run on the Joe Rogan Experience, Kill Tony, Jimmy Dore, Adam Carolla, and other big shows. Sign up for Kalshi at www.kalshi.com/broken! The first 500 traders who deposit $50 will get a free $20 credit! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcribed - Published: 5 November 2024

#138: Sam Precedes Trump on Joe Rogan's Podcast + Tony Hinchcliffe Controversy + Election Talk

Sam recaps his return to the Joe Rogan Experience podcast talks about becoming eskimo brothers with former president Donald Trump on this edition of Broken Simulation. We also discuss the election, the Tony Hinchcliffe controvery and how Joe Biden got him completely off the hook, and whether Kamala Harris will appear on Rogan as well. We end the show by running through the news. Sign up for Kalshi at www.kalshi.com/broken! The first 500 traders who deposit $50 will get a free $20 credit! You can find Mike Hammock and his wonderful joke on Instagram at www.instagram.com/themikehammock/. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcribed - Published: 2 November 2024

#138: Sam, Trump Break Records on Joe Rogan's Podcast + Tony Hinchcliffe Controversy + Election Talk

Sam recaps his return to the Joe Rogan Experience podcast talks about becoming eskimo brothers with former president Donald Trump on this edition of Broken Simulation. We also discuss the election, the Tony Hinchcliffe controversy and how Joe Biden got him completely off the hook, and whether Kamala Harris will appear on Rogan as well. We end the show by running through the news. Sign up for Kalshi at www.kalshi.com/broken! The first 500 traders who deposit $50 will get a free $20 credit! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcribed - Published: 2 November 2024

#137: Sam Following Trump/Kamala on Rogan? + Sam's Kill Tony Visit + Mike Young's Insane Stories

We go deep on the election, including discussing Donals Trump's roasting of democrats at a fundraising dinner, and whether Kamala Harris will go on the Joe Rogan Experience (possibly before/after Sam, who is scheduled to appear soon). Later in the show, comedian and director Mike Young joins us to share one of the great all-time stories on BS. Later in the show, Sam recaps his Kill Tony visit, and we talk a CRAZY conspiracy about Beyonce and Jay-Z. Mike Young has a new film called "Stealing Jokes" that releases on streaming November 1, 2024. Check it out! Sign up for Kalshi at www.kalshi.com/broken! The first 500 traders who deposit $50 will get a free $20 credit! You can find Mike Hammock and his wonderful joke on Instagram at www.instagram.com/themikehammock/. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcribed - Published: 21 October 2024

#136: Russell Brand's Christian Conversion + The Hitler Factor + Sam Recaps Skankfest

We talk Russell Brand's big spiritual coming out party with Jordan Peterson and whether it is genuine, the Hitler Factor, Sam's Skankfest experience, "Am I Racist?" and much more. Visit www.hims.com/brokensim for your personalized hair loss treatment options. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcribed - Published: 2 October 2024

#135: Israeli Pager Poppin' + Kamala's Soup Brain on Oprah + Best TV of 2024 + Tim Dillon's Netflix Show

This week we talk Israel's "brilliant" pager attack, Kamala's soup-brained appearance on Oprah, our favorite new TV shows (including one Sam says is the greatest of all time), issues we both had with guns recently, and that moment in the 90s when we were all a little gay for Brad Pitt. Please help us out by leaving a five-star review and downloading the episode! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcribed - Published: 25 September 2024

#134: Who Wants Trump Dead? + Diddy Arrest + Eddie Bravo Concert + Dave Grohl Fights Depopulation

Another day, another Trump assassination attempt. We discuss theories about the would-be shooter, and why Sam thinks it might be a work. We also discuss Dave Grohl's effort to fight population decline, the P. Diddy arrest, and the surprise of Trump refusing to debate Kamala Harris again. Please help us out by leaving a five-star review and downloading the episode! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcribed - Published: 18 September 2024

#133: Taylor Swift/Travis Kelce Relationship Script Leaked? + Venezuelan Gang Takeover Offers Hope + Sam's Homeland

Do we have proof the Travis Kelce/Taylor Swift relationship was a hoax? Could this mean all of sports are rigged? We get into that, the crazy situation with Venezuelan gangs in Colorado, Linkin Park's new lady singer, Sam nearly being crossed out for doing a good deed, Tim Cook's BS statements about Chinese labor, and finally the surprising backers of Elon Musk's twitter takeover on this week's show. Sam also recaps his trip back to the homeland, and a visit to the world's most boring museum. Visit www.hims.com/brokensim for your personalized hair loss treatment options. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcribed - Published: 9 September 2024

#133: Venezuelan Gang Takeover Conspiracy Offers Hope + Taylor Swift/Kelce Dating Hoax + Sam's Homeland

Do we have proof the Travis Kelce/Taylor Swift relationship was a hoax? Could this mean all of sports are rigged? We get into that, the crazy situation with Venezuelan gangs in Colorado, Linkin Park's new lady singer, Sam nearly being crossed out for doing a good deed, Tim Cook's BS statements about Chinese labor, and finally the surprising backers of Elon Musk's twitter takeover on this week's show. Sam also recaps his trip back to the homeland, and a visit to the world's most boring museum. Visit www.hims.com/brokensim for your personalized hair loss treatment options. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcribed - Published: 9 September 2024

#132: Sam Reacts to DNC, Theo Von/Trump Interview + Matthew Perry = Bad for Psychedelics + More UFOS!

So much to talk about after a week off: We get into the circus that is the DNC and their pandering for the black vote, Sam's jiu-jitsu injury, bad dentists, poo in the swimming pool, UFO sightings, a big question about the future of TFH, and our general awe that we live in a branch of the simulation where Tho Von interviews Donald Trump. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcribed - Published: 26 August 2024

Retro Sim: Revisiting the First Episode of Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli

We're off this week, so we thought it might be fun to revisit the very first episode of Broken Simulation for those who haven't heard it. For those who have, Johnny breaks in occasionally with commentary as we look back on the origins of this crazy little show. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcribed - Published: 21 August 2024

#131: What's the Beef with Joe Rogan? + Bill Gates Is Still a Creep + Talking TFH Changes with XG in Studio

Our friend XG from TFH joins us as we discuss the outpouring of criticism aimed at Joe Rogan, and how surprising it is that some of it is from comedians. We also discuss a change in Tin Foil Hat's format, why House of the Dragon's finale was a failure, RFK Jr.'s bizarre bear incident, and the latest revelation about how big a creep Bill Gates is. Oh, and some people think the Hawk Tuah girl is trans. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcribed - Published: 12 August 2024

#130: Can Kamala Win? (Joe Rogan Thinks So) + Olympics Psyops + Trump's Ear + Jason Ellis is Next

Can Kamala Harris win? Joe Rogan seems to think so. Are these Olympics a giant psyop? Probably. Also this week, even more puzzling information is revealed about the Trump shooting, including the fact that he was on stage for minutes while police surrounded the would-be assassin's perch. Oh, and why doesn't Trump have a mark on his ear? One last thing: Sam makes a bold prediction about Jason Ellis. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcribed - Published: 5 August 2024

#129: Is Joe Biden Dead? + Elon Musk's Breaking Point + Notorious B.I.G. a Phony?

With so much happening around the world, we had to get a Broken Simulation in to discuss the most pressing issues of the day, like Sam's bowel habits. We also consider whether Joe Biden is alive, why Kamala Harris cannot win, and a sobering revelation from Elon Musk. To start the show Sam shares some devastating news about the standing of Notorious B.I.G. as an artist. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcribed - Published: 24 July 2024

#128: Biden Flails + George Carlin Overrated? + Sam's "Relapse" + Agenda 25 + Pay Pigs

Sam nearly "relapses" on a Zyn on this week's show, and we get into Biden's falling on his face while trying to prove himself, what exactly "pay pigs" are, whether Agenda 25 is a psyop, whether George Carlin is overrated (he's not), and Chris Cuomo's admission that he is a shill. Note: This episode was recorded before someone tried to assassinate the former president. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcribed - Published: 15 July 2024

#127: "Biden's Black Pill Debate" + Obama or Newsom Next? + Julian Assange is Free + Israel's Secret Plan

We go deep on President Biden's epic debate failure against Donald Trump, including the devastated reactions of true believers, before talking plans to replace him with Michelle Obama or Gavin Newsom. Later in the show we talk Julian Assange's "freedom" and what it means for future whistleblowers, the Supreme Court's dangerous government censorship ruling, and how this could all have a chilling effect. Then we talk about whether Rep. Thomas Massie's tragedy could be related to his recent comments about a certain organization. Oh, and Israel has a secret plan to destroy the two state solution. Get 20-percent off and free shipping with the code "BROKEN" at www.manscaped.com, and get in on Smooth Sack Summer! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcribed - Published: 1 July 2024

#126: Water/Food Scarcity + Sam's Bill Maher Encounter + Lindsey Graham Spills Beans on Ukraine

We talk about water/food scarcity and the roles of China, Saudi Arabia and the UAE, Lindsey Graham spilling the beans on Ukraine, Sam's encounter with Bill Maher and the state of comedy, Sam's roadway NDE, and loads more on this week's Broken Sim. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcribed - Published: 17 June 2024

#125: Trump Juror PSYOP + Biden Coup Underway? + Ari Shaffir on Antisemitism + TFH History

This week we fall victim to the Trump jury psy-op, then we get into whether the Biden coup is underway and the heavy betting on Michelle Obama being the Democrat nominee. Also this week we talk how XG joined TFH and what happened with Off the Grid Ryan, Bryan Johnson's vampire status, gay Star Wars, the left eating their own with respect to Caitlin Clark, Ari Shaffir vs. Howie Mandel on antisemitism, and whether we are being primed for martial law. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcribed - Published: 10 June 2024

#124: Trump Convicted + Dave Smith Nails Chris Cuomo On Rogan Lies + Mark the TFH Booker is in Trouble

Sam reveals that Mark the Tin Foil Hat booker is in big trouble, then we discuss President Trump's conviction, Dave Smith nailing Chris Cuomo about his treatment of Joe Rogan on Patrick Bet-David's network, Lizzo's reaction to South Park, Biden's latest gaffe, Sam getting Brendan Dassey'd by Jesse Lee Peterson, the NRA's big Supreme Court case, and so much more. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2024

#123: Hollywood Backs Kevin Spacey + Bobby Lee Cancels + King Charles' Creepy Portrait + Sam's Sharty Week

This week we talk about Hollywood going to bat for Kevin Spacey, then we get into Sam's strange week, which included Bobby Lee bailing on a show to go on a date, before talking about moving to Austin, King Charles' creepy portrait, the Vatican's new guidelines on apparitions, and Prince Andrew not paying his bills. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcribed - Published: 20 May 2024

#122: RFK Jr.'s Brain Worm + Chris Cuomo's Ivermectin Regret + Roddy Piper's Ghost Text + Sam's 'Racist' Comedy

We're back this week to talk Sam's "racist" comedy (according to the "Sad Boyz" of YouTube), then we get into RFK Jr.'s brain worm, Chris Cuomo's Ivermectin regrets on Patrick Bet-David's show, Roddy Piper's voice message to Hulk Hogan from beyond the grave, and the insane story of Sam's acting class score. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcribed - Published: 13 May 2024

#121: Trump/Biden Clones? + Sibrel on Rogan + Howard Stern Sells Out + Sam's Hotel Nightmare

Sam recaps his Oregon hotel nightmare, then we get into Adolf's true role, MLK and adult films, Bart Sibrel's appearance on Joe Rogan, a secret recording of a Hollywood manager saying they can't accept white men, Taylor Swift's dancing, Seinfeld's take on the "extreme left," Howard Stern selling out, and whether Biden and Trump are clones. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcribed - Published: 1 May 2024

#120: "Alex Jones Gets His Flowers" + Sam's Pizza Conspiracy + Tucker on Rogan

We are "juggling and struggling" on this new episode, where we get into Tucker Carlson's appearance on Joe Rogan, where they praise Alex Jones for his foresight. Also this week, Sam shares a new pizza conspiracy, gets beat by his daughter at a child's game, and, prompted by Higherside Chats, we discuss an issue facing "conspiracy" podcasts. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcribed - Published: 24 April 2024

#119: "Sam's N(word)ightmare" + Was Dave Chappelle Cloned? + Bigfoot Pronoun Theatre

Sam recaps his eventful week on Twitter dealing with the fallout of a viral joke, then we take a look at Jim Breuer's comments suggesting that Dave Chappelle might have been cloned. Later in the show we learn that Canadian taxpayers may soon be paying for "novel bottom surgery" -- that is to say, giving someone the equipment for both genders. Also this week, Bigfoot Theatre makes its return. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcribed - Published: 17 April 2024

#118: "Sam Slips Up" + Cannibals in LA? + Neuralink Glory ****s

We're back after a long break to find that Sam has slipped up a little, that cannibals might be running amok in LA, that Neuralink is revolutionizing self-pleasure, and that 'God' is back in California classrooms. Also this week Sam considers buying a golf course, reveals there was an emergency at a recent show, and gets into the brilliance of Shogun. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcribed - Published: 1 April 2024

#117: "Loser States" + Elon's Twitter Clone + Sam Addresses LA Comedy Scene + P. Diddy Blackmail?

After a little break, we return with a packed episode, including Sam's sincere address to the L.A. comedy scene, an important characterization of the state of this country, news of green lasers being used to guide lightning (and video), Elon's Twitter soundalike which has even Elon himself dumbfounded, Iran's bit antarctic play, P. Diddy as a possible blackmail agent, and loads more. Head to www.policygenius.com/broken to see how much you can save! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcribed - Published: 11 March 2024

#116: "Sam Accidentally Live Streams Himself S******g" + Ben Shapiro Sucks + Our Questions for Putin

Sam Tripoli has a major announcement, then we get into why Amy Schumer and Ben Shapiro suck, and the whole David Lucas situation, before maybe the funniest moment in show history (it involves Sam's public humiliation). Head to www.policygenius.com/broken to see how much you can save! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcribed - Published: 19 February 2024

#115: "Punching Downs" + Immigration Riots + Shane Gillis Hosting SNL + Hedberg Overrated?

Was Mitch Hedberg overrated, as the Legion of Skanks suggest? Are immigration riots going to swing the election? We discuss that, as well as Shane Gillis hosting SNL, the dangers of "right on red," a crazy moment you probably never noticed in a Hollywood classic, the latest twist in the decline of The Daily Show, and so much more on this episode of Broken Simulation. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcribed - Published: 8 February 2024

#114: "The Watcher" + Masks (Still) Don't Work + Sam Meets Admiral Byrd Relative + James O'Keefe vs. Mark Cuban

Sam had some crazy stories from the road, including meeting a relative of a Challenger astronaut and of Admiral Byrd. Then we watch hilarious video of CNN grappling with proof that masks don't work, and Mark Cuban being confronted by Jamese O'Keefe. Note: Sam had a minor emergency and actually did have "to go Johnny" at the end of this one. It wasn't anything big, though. Visit www.policygenius.com/broken to see how much you can save! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcribed - Published: 22 January 2024

#114: "The Watcher" + Sam Meets Challenger Astronaut, Admiral Byrd Relatives + James O'Keefe vs. Mark Cuban

Sam had some crazy stories from the road, including meeting a relative of a Challenger astronaut and of Admiral Byrd. Then we watch hilarious video of CNN grappling with proof that masks don't work, and Mark Cuban being confronted by James O'Keefe. Note: Sam had a minor emergency and actually did have "to go Johnny" at the end of this one. It wasn't anything big, though. Visit www.policygenius.com/broken to see how much you can save! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcribed - Published: 22 January 2024

#113: "Happy New Year?" + Kevin Spacey on Tucker + Jellyfish UAPs + Canadian Police BS

We're back after a long break to get caught up on on the crazy stuff that happened over the holidays, including Kevin Spacey's bizarre visit to Tucker Carlson's show, Sam getting Zoom bombed, Tomb Raider's boobs getting downsized, Elon being drug tested, the trumped up BS of the Canadian cops, and much more. Get your custom song listed on Spotify for free at www.songfinch.com/BROKENSIM! Help make the 'Chaos Twins' and get rewarded! Go to www.chaostwins.com to contribute! Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster. You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcribed - Published: 12 January 2024

#112: "There Are No Rules" + Kanye Rants About Trump + Taylor Swift Conspiracy + Mossad Marvel Hero

It's the final time the guys will be talking in 2023, and they make the most of it, getting into Kanye West's rant (which includes a swip at President Trump), Marvel's latest gaffe in the form of a Mossad Super Hero, a conspiracy involving Taylor Swift and Al Michaels, and so much more ... plus Sam frets about having no stories. Go to www.hellotushy.com and use the promo code "BROKEN" for 15-percent off! Get your custom song listed on Spotify for free at www.songfinch.com/BROKENSIM! Help make the 'Chaos Twins' and get rewarded! Go to www.chaostwins.com to contribute! Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster. You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement

Transcribed - Published: 22 December 2023

#111: "Sam Tripoli Minus One" + Alex Jones Returns to X + Ex-Pornstars as Intellectuals

We're all over the place this week, talking movies, nuclear conspiracy, Alex Jones' return to Twitter, Mia Khalifa on Abby Martin's show and why ex-pornstars are sought out as intellectuals, Anthony Jeselnick's recent comments about offensive comedy, and Sam's opinion of the new Godzilla content. Go to www.hellotushy.com and use the promo code "BROKEN" for 15-percent off! Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster. You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement

Transcribed - Published: 15 December 2023

#110: "C**DumpsterVan" + Epstein's Flight Logs Blocked + Elon vs. Advertisers + CIA and Hip Hop

Sam had a strange encounter in West Hollywood, there's a possible CIA whistleblower on their involvement in the creation of hip hop, and we get into the Chauvin stabbing by an FBI informant, Elon vs. Advertisers, Epstein's flight logs being blocked, stupid social media posts, Henry Kissinger, and a lot more on a jam packed edition of Broken Simulation. Get your custom song listed on Spotify for free at www.songfinch.com/BROKENSIM! Help make the 'Chaos Twins' and get rewarded! Go to www.chaostwins.com to contribute! Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster. You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement

Transcribed - Published: 4 December 2023

#109: "Eddie Bravo's Fight Club" + CIA Confronts Sam/Eddie + Taylor Swift Black Cube Evidence

On this special Thanksgiving episode of the show Sam recaps his Austin visit, including his time at Joe Rogan's comedy club, and a visit to Eddie Bravo's personal "fight club." Also this week: Someone claiming to be from the CIA confronted Eddie and Sam at their show, we get into the Ben Shapiro vs. Candice Owens altercation, and we examine evidence that Taylor Swift is on the Black Cube train, and loads more. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now and use code BROKENSIM! Help make the 'Chaos Twins' and get rewarded! Go to www.chaostwins.com to contribute! Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster. You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement

Transcribed - Published: 24 November 2023

#108: "Mencia vs. Rogan Revisited" + False Flagged Confirmed? + Joey Diaz the Unfollowable

On this week's episode we revisit the Carlos Mencia vs. Joe Rogan/comedy affair in light of a recent plea by the beleaguered comedian for understanding. Also this week we listen to Whitney Cummings and Rogan rib Sam for having so many podcasts, conclude our discussion of Blippi, get into what is increasingly looking like a false flag in you-know-where, and talk about why Joey Diaz really is the best. Visit www.harrys.com/BROKEN to check out their excellent offer. Help make the 'Chaos Twins' and get rewarded! Go to www.chaostwins.com to contribute! Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster. You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement

Transcribed - Published: 13 November 2023

#107: "Is Broken Sim Ending?!" + MKUltra Hero? + Hillary Confronted + Kevin Brennan's Trouble

Sam and Johnny clash! Is Sam gay? Also this week we discuss the death of Matthew Perry, the trouble that it got Kevin Brennan in, and a possible hero who resisted the influence of MKUltra programming. Plus: Hillary is confronted twice, and we review the footage. Kanye suggests an Adidas exec kiss a photo of Hitler daily. And so much more! Support the creation of "Chaos Twins" here: http://chaostwins.com Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster. You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement

Transcribed - Published: 6 November 2023

#106: "Sam Has An Altercation" + Military Draft Returning? + Dave Chappelle Gets Dangerous

Sam recaps his altercation with a "fan" at a recent show, considers whether the military draft might be reinstated in response to the mess overseas, and we go deep on how comedy has changed, and how Sarah Silverman used to be edgy, and Dave Chappelle still is. You'll love MrBallen's Medical Mysteries! Check it out ad-free on Prime or wherever podcasts are served! Get a $13 Harry's starter set for just $3 at www.harrys.com/BROKEN. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now and use code BROKENSIM! Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster. You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement

Transcribed - Published: 26 October 2023

#105: "Masking Off" + Why Ben Shapiro Stinks + Sam Goes on Dr. Drew

Sam has an incredibly homoerotic week, including an appearance on Dr. Drew. Also this week we talk the mess in Israel/Gaza, and discuss how Sam was right about Will Smith. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement

Transcribed - Published: 18 October 2023

#104: "Sam Fights at Skankfest" + Praising Cum Town + Satanic ****phile Cult Busted

Sam recaps his INSANE weekend at Skankfest, which included fighting, watching Off-the-Grid Ryan meet his Cum Town idol, getting Kurt Metzger's take on Noah, and loads more. Also this week we learn an interesting fact about Satanic Temple founder Lucien Greaves and look back on the good times we had at All Things Comedy. Also, people in the Pentagon are worried UFOs might be demons. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement

Transcribed - Published: 5 October 2023

#103: "Avery Land" + Sam Gets Busted + Mystery Fairy Circles + Kaepernick + Steven Avery

A little later than normal, but we're back to discuss whether Steven Avery did it, Colin Kaepernick's latest ploy, mystery fairy circles appearing worldwide, gold at Costco, the country's Taylor Swift addiction, why the "Redskins" moniker should be brought back, and loads more. Here's the guy who was singing last week: https://on.soundcloud.com/9pLXLqZqJhk33vUz8 More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement

Transcribed - Published: 29 September 2023

#102: "Sam Returns to Rogan" + 'Spy' Balloon Update + Russell Brand + QB's UFO Story

Sam was back on the Joe Rogan Experience last week (this time the JRE Fight Companion), and he recaps the experience, including a visit to Rogan's incredible comedy club. Other than that we cover a ton of insanity this episode, including an unbelivable update on the Chiense 'spy' balloon, Russell Brand's situation, Lauren Boebert being a fun gal, the acquital of three of those accused in the plot to kidnap Michigan's governor, a missing F-35 fighter jet, RFK Jr.'s bizarre campaign incident, and Sam's social anxiety at a fancy dinner party with free thinking luminaries. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement

Transcribed - Published: 18 September 2023

#101: "I AM FROM FRANCE" + Was Theo Von ripped off? + Man diddles home invader + 5G/Brain worms

This week's unique episode include's what host Sam Tripoli calls the "craziest news story we have ever had," alongside stories of him nearly fighting his brother, gold-diggers, literal worms being removed from brains, and much more. Use the promo code "BROKENSIM" in the Draft Kings Sportsbook app for their insane NFL promo! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement

Transcribed - Published: 9 September 2023

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